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Old June 5th, 2007, 01:52 PM posted to alt.politics.economics,misc.immigration.canada,misc.immigration.misc,rec.travel.australia+nz,rec.travel.usa-canada
Max Power
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I want to marry and impregnate Australian girls in Australia.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Australian-marry-preg/

I want to live in Australia permanently and get citizenship along with the
some kind of employment (coupled with the self employment that I have now).

There must be an Australian girl (or girls) in Australia that needs me
somewhere.
: )

BIO:
I am a Canadian living in the "Pacific Northwest", but not in British
Columbia proper. I have a University degree from a US University (of a
technical nature, with engineering and physics classes).

I would impregnate a Canadian girl just to return home -- as I have no long
term future in the US.

== Travel ==
I was in Australia/NZ/Fiji/Samoa: ~5.5 months, ~168 days:
Probably only 20% of the ANZ population have been able to see their own
nations vs my travel itinerary.

== But I did not cover ==
NZ: Northland (N of AUK) or Coramandel (N of Napier, BOP)
AU: NT (Darwin, Alice) or QLD (Brisbane) or TAZ (Hobart) or WA (North of
Northampton)
FJ: Vana Levu, Yasawa Group




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Old June 5th, 2007, 03:43 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
Lawrence Akutagawa
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Hey Alan -

you want to take this bloke on? he seems to want to go to your whereabouts
and appears a bit confused as to where Aussie land is with respect to
US/Canada, him finding himself in rec.travel.usa-canada...


"Max Power" wrote in message
...

I want to marry and impregnate Australian girls in Australia.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Australian-marry-preg/

I want to live in Australia permanently and get citizenship along with the
some kind of employment (coupled with the self employment that I have
now).

There must be an Australian girl (or girls) in Australia that needs me
somewhere.
: )

BIO:
I am a Canadian living in the "Pacific Northwest", but not in British
Columbia proper. I have a University degree from a US University (of a
technical nature, with engineering and physics classes).

I would impregnate a Canadian girl just to return home -- as I have no
long term future in the US.

== Travel ==
I was in Australia/NZ/Fiji/Samoa: ~5.5 months, ~168 days:
Probably only 20% of the ANZ population have been able to see their own
nations vs my travel itinerary.

== But I did not cover ==
NZ: Northland (N of AUK) or Coramandel (N of Napier, BOP)
AU: NT (Darwin, Alice) or QLD (Brisbane) or TAZ (Hobart) or WA (North of
Northampton)
FJ: Vana Levu, Yasawa Group






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Old June 6th, 2007, 02:28 AM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
Alan S[_1_]
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On Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:43:51 GMT, "Lawrence Akutagawa"
wrote:

Hey Alan -

you want to take this bloke on? he seems to want to go to your whereabouts
and appears a bit confused as to where Aussie land is with respect to
US/Canada, him finding himself in rec.travel.usa-canada...


Nah - he also has a thing about impregnation.

If he ever succeeds in getting out here I'll personally
arrange that impregnation he's seeking. The flagpole on top
of the Sydney Harbour Bridge looks to be about the right
shape and size.
http://jimmysweblog.net/2006/01/sydn...r-bridge-2.jpg



Cheers, Alan, Australia
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Old June 6th, 2007, 12:36 PM posted to alt.politics.economics,misc.immigration.canada,misc.immigration.misc,rec.travel.australia+nz,rec.travel.usa-canada
Icono Clast
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Max Power wrote:
I want to marry and impregnate Australian girls in Australia.


That should work. I presume your mailbox is already full.
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Old June 6th, 2007, 10:03 PM posted to alt.politics.economics,misc.immigration.canada,misc.immigration.misc,rec.travel.australia+nz,rec.travel.usa-canada
Florian Neumann[_2_]
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Icono Clast schrieb:
Max Power wrote:

I want to marry and impregnate Australian girls in Australia.



That should work. I presume your mailbox is already full.


lol. I bet it is...
Especially for this other quote:

I would impregnate a Canadian girl just to return home -- as I have
no long term future in the US.


Florian
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Old June 9th, 2007, 04:14 AM posted to alt.politics.economics,misc.immigration.canada,misc.immigration.misc,rec.travel.australia+nz,rec.travel.usa-canada
Skeleton Man
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I want to marry and impregnate Australian girls in Australia.

Good luck with that.. Personally I don't care if you want to impregnate
japanese sheep in mexico.. (though your odds are probably better)

Chris


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Old June 9th, 2007, 05:36 AM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
Nile
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Max*Power wrote:

I want to marry and impregnate Australian girls in Australia.



You silver-tongued devil! What woman could resist?

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Old June 9th, 2007, 07:48 AM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
Brian K[_1_]
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On 6/9/2007 12:36 AM Nile exclaimed:
Max Power wrote:


I want to marry and impregnate Australian girls in Australia.



You silver-tongued devil! What woman could resist?


What about all those Russian and Ukrainian girls that seem to be
looking for this all over the internet? Oh I get it you're a
desperate college nerd but your not *that* desperate.

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Old June 9th, 2007, 12:34 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
J. Clarke[_2_]
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Brian K wrote:
On 6/9/2007 12:36 AM Nile exclaimed:
Max Power wrote:


I want to marry and impregnate Australian girls in Australia.



You silver-tongued devil! What woman could resist?


What about all those Russian and Ukrainian girls that seem to be
looking for this all over the internet? Oh I get it you're a
desperate college nerd but your not *that* desperate.


Perhaps he should take a trip to Colombia. With that attitude there's a
good chance that he won't come back.

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