Casino

The Nude Gambler

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. An attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she shouted..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged
each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought
YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Becca -----it's just a joke...

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"Becca" wrote in message
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The Nude Gambler

Too funny, Becca! Thanks for the laugh!

--Jean

Very cute. I liked that one.

UH-OH Here comes a tasteless joke - everyone fair warning..... (I just can't
resist)

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty nine (29) year olds?

answer.... Because there are 20 of them!!

Sorry OT
Shaz

groan forwarding to rec.gambling.craps

Tom Smith

"Becca" wrote in message
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The Nude Gambler

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. An attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she shouted..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged
each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought
YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Becca -----it's just a joke...

Sleazy3 http://www.cruisemaster.com/sleazy3.htm
MOAGC http://www.motherofallgroupcruises.com/