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February 23rd, 2005, 10:14 PM
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plane jokes
A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war." -- "But to live outside the law, you must be honest" Bob Dylan - Absolutely Sweet Marie - 1966 
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February 23rd, 2005, 10:20 PM
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"Anonymouse" wrote in message
... snippage Germany. Why must I speak English?" "Because you lost the bloody war." Can we please, please, please hear that same tired old joke another three dozen times, please? Richard
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February 23rd, 2005, 10:33 PM
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"Richard" wrote...
"Anonymouse" wrote... snippage Can we please, please, please hear that same tired old joke another three dozen times, please? Pan Am went belly-up how many years ago? -R-
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February 24th, 2005, 12:30 AM
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On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 17:33:21 -0500, "Rog'"
wrote: "Richard" wrote... "Anonymouse" wrote... snippage Can we please, please, please hear that same tired old joke another three dozen times, please? Pan Am went belly-up how many years ago? -R- About the time 727s faded out of use? ************* DAVE HATUNEN ) ************* * Tucson Arizona, out where the cacti grow * * My typos & mispellings are intentional copyright traps *
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February 24th, 2005, 02:29 AM
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Rog' wrote: "Richard" wrote... "Anonymouse" wrote... snippage Can we please, please, please hear that same tired old joke another three dozen times, please? Pan Am went belly-up how many years ago? -R- That was about 1991. -- ------------------------------------------------------ * * * Mastering Independent Budget Travel * * * http://www.enjoy-europe.com/ ------------------------------------------------------
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