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smokers revenge
Inactive Americans are eating themselves to death at an alarming rate, their
unhealthy habits fast approaching tobacco as the top underlying preventable cause of death, a government study found. In 2000, poor diet including obesity and physical inactivity caused 400,000 U.S. deaths - more than 16 percent of all deaths and the No. 2 killer. That compares with 435,000 for tobacco, or 18 percent, as the top underlying killer. The gap between the two is substantially narrower than in 1990, when poor diet and inactivity caused 300,000 deaths, 14 percent, compared with 400,000 for tobacco, or 19 percent, says a report from the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention So! New ship rules. No eating in dining room. Eating only PORT side of lounges. Warning labels on hamburgers in Johnny Rockets, paid for by new 3.95 charge. Carnival to sail new FAT FREE ship, Paradise II, anyone caught eating fat will be disembarked at next port. Soda, fat charge tax 15.95 a glass to reimburse health care costs of fatties on society. See anyone eating dessert GLARE at them, hold your hand over mouth and walk away miffed! Remember! Eating KILLS! George in NY - can't help myself |
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ROFL Thanks George. I've said this for years but nobody listens to me.
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You did not cover the secondhand food issue....BARF!!!!
"HDawson228" wrote in message ... ROFL Thanks George. I've said this for years but nobody listens to me. |
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How 'bout a carb free ship???
Very funny post George! Jeff |
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George in NY wrote: Inactive Americans are eating themselves to death at an alarming rate, their unhealthy habits fast approaching tobacco as the top underlying preventable cause of death, a government study found. In 2000, poor diet including obesity and physical inactivity caused 400,000 U.S. deaths - more than 16 percent of all deaths and the No. 2 killer. That compares with 435,000 for tobacco, or 18 percent, as the top underlying killer. The gap between the two is substantially narrower than in 1990, when poor diet and inactivity caused 300,000 deaths, 14 percent, compared with 400,000 for tobacco, or 19 percent, says a report from the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention So! New ship rules. No eating in dining room. Eating only PORT side of lounges. Warning labels on hamburgers in Johnny Rockets, paid for by new 3.95 charge. Carnival to sail new FAT FREE ship, Paradise II, anyone caught eating fat will be disembarked at next port. Soda, fat charge tax 15.95 a glass to reimburse health care costs of fatties on society. See anyone eating dessert GLARE at them, hold your hand over mouth and walk away miffed! Remember! Eating KILLS! George in NY - can't help myself And the big flap in the 2016 Presidential election will be the canidate who might of had a twinkie in college. His defense? "I didn't chew!" -- Margaret Fine |
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"Margaret Fine" wrote in message hlink.net... And the big flap in the 2016 Presidential election will be the canidate who might of had a twinkie in college. His defense? "I didn't chew!" LOL, Margaret! Nice seeing you posting, have missed you! --Jean |
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starts with school busing the overweight kids. you notice they always
have tax money for this. but not for police,fire and emergencys etc |
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"steve" wrote in message ... starts with school busing the overweight kids. you notice they always have tax money for this. but not for police,fire and emergencys etc Haven't been any school buses in my kids district in the last 12 years, or school cafeterias. As much as I'd like to, can't blame overweight kids on the schools. |
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We need a smokers cruise! You can only smoke and drink.......! If you must
eat you may, but only those small little crackers with pate, and maybe some of them little bitty corns. Cruise On...........You silly people, or I shall taunt you a second time........! The Dr. is in......... "George in NY" wrote in message ... Inactive Americans are eating themselves to death at an alarming rate, their unhealthy habits fast approaching tobacco as the top underlying preventable cause of death, a government study found. In 2000, poor diet including obesity and physical inactivity caused 400,000 U.S. deaths - more than 16 percent of all deaths and the No. 2 killer. That compares with 435,000 for tobacco, or 18 percent, as the top underlying killer. The gap between the two is substantially narrower than in 1990, when poor diet and inactivity caused 300,000 deaths, 14 percent, compared with 400,000 for tobacco, or 19 percent, says a report from the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention So! New ship rules. No eating in dining room. Eating only PORT side of lounges. Warning labels on hamburgers in Johnny Rockets, paid for by new 3.95 charge. Carnival to sail new FAT FREE ship, Paradise II, anyone caught eating fat will be disembarked at next port. Soda, fat charge tax 15.95 a glass to reimburse health care costs of fatties on society. See anyone eating dessert GLARE at them, hold your hand over mouth and walk away miffed! Remember! Eating KILLS! George in NY - can't help myself |
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On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 02:28:08 GMT, "M" wrote:
We need a smokers cruise! You can only smoke and drink.......! I agree. The Pride Of America is ready right now for you. If you must eat you may, but only those small little crackers with pate, and maybe some of them little bitty corns. Sorry, I will not limit what I "eat." Cruise On...........You silly people, or I shall taunt you a second time........! The Dr. is in......... .....sane |
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