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On Fri, 10 Jun 2005 21:59:55 GMT, Frank Clarke
wrote: There once was (may still be) a bar in Boulder CO called "The Dark Horse". Their r/r doors had huge stylized "pointing hands" with "MEN" on one, "WOMEN" on the other. Each hand pointed toward the opposite door, so the question of the moment is: "Is this the men's room or does the sign -point- to the men's room?" Ditto for the Bum Steer here in Tucson. I'll have to drop by and see if it's still the same. ************* DAVE HATUNEN ) ************* * Tucson Arizona, out where the cacti grow * * My typos & mispellings are intentional copyright traps * |
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I have an incredible little book called Signs which has 1000 pictures of signs from all over the world- variations of stop signs, don't park signs, don't walk on the grass signs, bus stop, no jay walking, don't honk your horn, school, hospital zone,etc etc etc. The cultural variations all over the world are fascinating. They have 10 or so pages of signs used around the world for men's or women's restroom. One apears to be in Russian- The men's is a simple, cute, nude outline of a little boy in profile with four dots positioned to look like he's peeing- and the women's is a profile of a little girl on a toilet seat with a big red bow in her hair. Another is two faces, one of a man and one of a woman- both in elegant, Victorian dress. A third are two French signs with a man's leg and the other a woman's leg- He's wearing men's dress shoes and she's wearing heels- 1940ish style. The next page has two cubes, one has a rectanglar shape sticking up from the middle of it and the other is the same cube but with a corresponding rectangular shape missing from the cube. Another shows an Arabic woman with veiled face except her eyes. They didn't show the man's sign. And one is a triangle- wide part on top with a circle for the head. The other is the same triangle with the point up and the same circle on the top. Since the triangle with the point at the top appears to be obviously a woman (dress), then the other must be the man. Maybe this is a clue for the other poster who wondered about a sign he'd seen with a triangle. I'm also wondering about what you're doing this search for? It's fascinating and sounds like fun! Susan I'm a designer in London and I'm desperate for the toilet...signs you see on doors for ladies and gents. Anything unusual, clever, different, beautiful, ugly, odd, bad or bizarre is required. Or you may have designed some. |
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On Fri, 10 Jun 2005 21:22:18 -0700, Susan Wachob
wrote: I have an incredible little book called Signs which has 1000 pictures of signs from all over the world- variations of stop signs, don't park signs, don't walk on the grass signs, bus stop, no jay walking, don't honk your horn, school, hospital zone,etc etc etc. The cultural variations all over the world are fascinating. snip While wandering around the web, looking for other things, I cam across this which may explain some of the mysteries of the other half of the human race to the ladies present: http://www.funmansion.com/html/Pee-Like-A-Man.html "Response to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom: Please don't feel bad. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him. Hell, we do that all the time. It's rare for us guys to ever hit what we were aiming for. Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around -- just so I'll make sure I hit something. You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have a mind of their own. A guy can go into a bathroom stall (because all the urinals are being used), take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still manage to pee all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and onto his shoe. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted. After being married 28 years, my wife has me trained. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man -- standing up. I am required to sit down and pee. She has convinced me that this is a small price to pay. Otherwise, if she goes to the toilet one more time at night and either sits on a pee-soaked toilet seat, or falls right into the toilet because I forgot to put the seat down, she's going to kill me in my sleep. Now another thing us guys don't usually like to talk about, but because you and I have become such good friends and you think I'm a classy guy, I might as well be candid with you because it's a real problem and you ladies need to be more understanding. It's the dreaded "morning wood." Most mornings we guys wake up with two things: a tremendous desire to pee, and a penis so hard you could cut diamonds with it. Well, no matter how hard you try, you can't get that thing to bend, and if it don't bend you can't aim. Well hell, if you can't aim you have no choice but to pee all over the wallpaper and that damn fuzzy toilet seat cover you women insist on putting on the toilet. And by the way, when you use those damn fuzzy toilet seat covers, the stupid toilet seat won't stay up by itself. So that means we have to use one hand to hold up the toilet seat and the other hand to try to achieve that perfect aim. Now sometimes, when you're newly married, (and I know the guys in here will back me up on this) you think you can get the toilet seat with that damn fuzzy thing to stay up. You jam it back and compress that fuzzy thing until the seat stays there. OK, so you start to pee, but then that compressed fuzzy starts to decompress and without warning that damn toilet seat comes flying down and tries to whack off your weenie. So us guys will not lift a toilet seat with a fuzzy, it's just not safe. I tried to delicately explain this morning situation to my wife. I told her, "Look, it won't bend." She said, "Sit down like I told you to do all the rest of the time." OK. I tried sitting down on the toilet with "morning wood." Well, it's is very hard to get it bent under the toilet seat, and before I could manage to do it, I had peed all over the bath towels hanging on the wall across the room. Now, even if you are sitting down and you can get it forced down under the toilet seat, when you start to pee the pee shoots out from the crack between the bottom of the toilet seat and the top of the bowl. You pee all over the back of your knees and it runs down the back of our legs on to that damn matching fuzzy horseshoe rug you women keep putting on the floor in front of the toilet. I have found the only effective maneuver to deal with this morning urinary dilemma is to assume the flying superman position by simply laying over the toilet seat. This takes a great deal of practice, perfect balance, and split time precision but it's the only sure way to get all the pee in the bowl during the first morning pee. So you ladies have to understand that us men are not totally to blame. We are sensitive to your concerns about hygiene and bathroom cleanliness, but there are times when things just get beyond our control. It's not our fault, it's just Mother Nature. Now, if it was Father Nature... there wouldn't have been a problem!!! " Cheers, Alan, Australia |
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Alan S wrote:
While wandering around the web, looking for other things, I cam across this which may explain some of the mysteries of the other half of the human race to the ladies present: http://www.funmansion.com/html/Pee-Like-A-Man.html "Response to a woman who accidentally walked into the men's restroom: . . . Painfully hilarious! Cheers, Alan, Australia Thanks. __________________________________________________ _________________ A San Franciscan in 47.452 mile² San Francisco. http://geocities.com/dancefest/ - http://geocities.com/iconoc/ ICQ: http://wwp.mirabilis.com/19098103 --- IClast at SFbay Net |
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I have found the only effective maneuver to deal with this
morning urinary dilemma is to assume the flying superman position by simply laying over the toilet seat. One time I just said the hell with it. I jumped naked into the shower, shut the shower door, and then proceeded to wizz all over myself. Followed this by using the shower for its intended purpose. |
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On 11 Jun 2005 08:40:15 -0700, "Traveler"
wrote: I have found the only effective maneuver to deal with this morning urinary dilemma is to assume the flying superman position by simply laying over the toilet seat. One time I just said the hell with it. I jumped naked into the shower, shut the shower door, and then proceeded to wizz all over myself. Followed this by using the shower for its intended purpose. Nothing like self-gratification. Some guys spend good money for a golden shower. ************* DAVE HATUNEN ) ************* * Tucson Arizona, out where the cacti grow * * My typos & mispellings are intentional copyright traps * |
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In many countries that I visited, Turkey and Morocco come to mind, the
shower IS the toilet (or vice-versa). Incredibly efficient unless you want to take a bath. Also, shaving is a pain (no sink, mirror or hot water). I went upscale in Marrakech (Morocco) having paid about 15$ for my hotel room. So I got a toilet, a sink, a shower and a bidet. It was the first time I had ever seen a bidet. I thought it was for washing your feet! Luckily, I had a bad case of the runs so I didn't walk around town enough to feel the need for a midday foot cleaning. I walked into the cleaning closet in Barcelona because I though the door said men and women. It really said closet in Catalan and closet in Spanish. In many other countries, you have to pay for the toilet and there is usually an attendant to point you in the right direction. However, you sometimes have to pay extra for toilet paper. So in the Czech Republic, to show I wanted to take a dump I showed two fingers with the thumb sticking out because it usually doesn't matter. Well, in the Czech Republic, 1 is the thumb. Two is the thumb and index, etc... So I was showing the attendant 3. It looked like I wanted to go number three and wanted enough toilet paper. The look on the attendant face was priceless. He was totally embarrassed. You really could go number three in most European public toilets as they are remarkably private. Not sure why North Americans insist on that big gap below the door (no door at all at the bus station in San Francisco). On a bus trip from Romania to Turkey, we had a rest stop in Bulgaria. I had a heck of a time paying the toilet bill because I didn't have any Bulgarian money. I just kept forking over as much foreign currency as I could find but the attendant (an old lady, maybe 65 going on 120) kept shaking her head. One of my fellow passengers bailed me out but the attendant still shook her head. I really needed to go so I went anyway. It was only later that I remembered that shaking your head in Bulgaria means YES. Nodding means NO! When all else fails go to McDonalds. In Scandinavia you still have to pay and in Prague, the facilities are down the block and shared with the other restaurants. But a least they have toilet paper, are clean, and are simple to use (although there may be two buttons in Sweden. Freaks.) For you Pulp Fiction fans out there, the beer serving McDonalds in France have free washrooms. However, please note some of the train stations in Italy with beer vending mashines on the platform, don't have toilets which can be unbarable if your train is late. The worst place for washrooms, however, is the USA. Many fast food outlets don't have any! Washing your hands before eating, I guess, is not part of the local customs. Paris has showers in the train station (but not Helsinki, go figure). While I was shaving I got scolded by the female attendant because I didn't pay for a shower (something like 10 Euros)! I was fully clothed and using the sink but apparently that is what some French people consider a shower. It is a luxury if your hotel has hot water in Estonia. This despite the fact that the country has the same latitude as Alaska. The gas heater in the shower in England is a highlight for many North Americans accustom to running out of hot water thanks to the teenagers of the house. I fell in the bath tub in a guesthouse in Romania. When I told my fellow house guest to be careful, he told me his buddy had recently died under similar circumstances back in Ireland! It was then that I figure out why Holiday Inns are so popular. Sam in Canada |
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PLease keep posting these, som eof them are great. I have no idea how
this thread appeared (it was posted in google, not here, I found it by mistake!) Thanks to all who have send stuff and written. But I need many many many more. Get your 15 mintes of fame:-) Cheers Lee -------------= Posted from Ugroups.com =------------- ---= Fast & Free Web Portal to Usenet Newsgroups =--- -------------= http://www.ugroups.com/ =------------- |
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