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Old January 10th, 2008, 04:34 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
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Move to where it is WARM! Florida is where your next new home should
be located! Aren't you tired of the snow? Tired of the cold? Tired of
the ice! FLY SOUTH and JOIN US! Be warm! All year round! Wear
shorts! Get a tan! Feel great! Move to Orlando, Florida!
http://www.your-new-home-in-florida.com
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Old January 10th, 2008, 09:40 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
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Traffic jams on International Drive...

a écrit dans le message de
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Move to where it is WARM! Florida is where your next new home should
be located! Aren't you tired of the snow? Tired of the cold? Tired of
the ice! FLY SOUTH and JOIN US! Be warm! All year round! Wear
shorts! Get a tan! Feel great! Move to Orlando, Florida!
http://www.your-new-home-in-florida.com


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Old January 11th, 2008, 12:49 AM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
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wrote:
Move to where it is WARM! Florida is where your next new
home should be located! Aren't you tired of the snow? Tired
of the cold? Tired of the ice! FLY SOUTH and JOIN US!
Be warm! All year round! Wear shorts! Get a tan! Feel great!


Schools are crappy. Roads are crappy. Its muggy. Its buggy.
With global warming and hurricanes, your house will fall down
or wash away. And its full of double-wide trailers, which in the
words of Jimmy Buffett, would be better off as tin cans. So...
Stay the hell out of Florida.


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Old January 11th, 2008, 02:11 AM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:40:25 +0100, "Runge 9"
wrote:

Traffic jams on International Drive...


Fog, fires, hurricanes, Palmetto bugs.
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Old January 11th, 2008, 07:41 AM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
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Rog' wrote:
wrote:

Move to where it is WARM! Florida is where your next new
home should be located! Aren't you tired of the snow? Tired
of the cold? Tired of the ice! FLY SOUTH and JOIN US!
Be warm! All year round! Wear shorts! Get a tan! Feel great!



Schools are crappy. Roads are crappy. Its muggy. Its buggy.
With global warming and hurricanes, your house will fall down
or wash away. And its full of double-wide trailers, which in the
words of Jimmy Buffett, would be better off as tin cans. So...
Stay the hell out of Florida.


I surely will.
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Old January 11th, 2008, 02:16 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
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"Les" wrote:
Rog' wrote:
Schools are crappy. Roads are crappy. Its muggy. Its buggy.
With global warming and hurricanes, your house will fall down
or wash away. And its full of double-wide trailers, which in the
words of Jimmy Buffett, would be better off as tin cans. So...
Stay the hell out of Florida.


I surely will.


Of course, you are welcome to drop a bundle visiting the Mouse
and Shamu.


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Old January 11th, 2008, 03:40 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
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"Les" wrote in message
news:7cEhj.51168$8Z1.22654@trnddc05...
Rog' wrote:
wrote:

Move to where it is WARM! Florida is where your next new
home should be located! Aren't you tired of the snow? Tired
of the cold? Tired of the ice! FLY SOUTH and JOIN US!
Be warm! All year round! Wear shorts! Get a tan! Feel great!



And its full of double-wide trailers, which in the
words of Jimmy Buffett, would be better off as tin cans. So...
Stay the hell out of Florida.

I surely will.


"They're ugly and square, they don't belong there. They look a lot better as
beer cans." - J. Buffett


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Old January 11th, 2008, 06:51 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:11:52 -0500, Brian wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:40:25 +0100, "Runge 9"
wrote:


Traffic jams on International Drive...


Fog, fires, hurricanes, Palmetto bugs.

sounds like L.A.
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Old January 12th, 2008, 01:31 AM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:51:20 -0000, AZ Nomad
wrote:

On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:11:52 -0500, Brian wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:40:25 +0100, "Runge 9"
wrote:


Traffic jams on International Drive...


Fog, fires, hurricanes, Palmetto bugs.

sounds like L.A.


Los Angeles or Louisiana? Los Angeles doesn't get hurricanes and I
don't know about the bugs.

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Old January 12th, 2008, 01:48 AM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:31:48 -0500, Brian wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:51:20 -0000, AZ Nomad
wrote:


On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:11:52 -0500, Brian wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:40:25 +0100, "Runge 9"
wrote:


Traffic jams on International Drive...


Fog, fires, hurricanes, Palmetto bugs.

sounds like L.A.


Los Angeles or Louisiana? Los Angeles doesn't get hurricanes and I
don't know about the bugs.


L.A. gets cockroaches from slumlords. I guess I'd have to substitute
mudslides for hurricanes.
 




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