Is North America Any Good?

Are there places where I can watch herds of buffalo blocking highways,
school massacres, or the Statue of Liberty being blown up at 3PM every day?
How about Mexican illegal immigrants being executed in holocaust camps,
Canadians throwing spears at polar bears, or McDonalds that serve Improvised
Explosive Devices? Is there a subway that goes from New York to LA, or a
place to watch Canadian boat people swim across the misipipi? Are there
cities where religious police arrest anyone carrying a science textbook? Or
helicopter tours piloted by Mrs. Bush?

"skeptic" wrote in message
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Are there places where I can watch herds of buffalo blocking highways,
school massacres, or the Statue of Liberty being blown up at 3PM every
day? How about Mexican illegal immigrants being executed in holocaust
camps, Canadians throwing spears at polar bears, or McDonalds that serve
Improvised Explosive Devices? Is there a subway that goes from New York
to LA, or a place to watch Canadian boat people swim across the misipipi?
Are there cities where religious police arrest anyone carrying a science
textbook? Or helicopter tours piloted by Mrs. Bush?




Troll rating 2/10, a novel approach but rather transparent.

Keith



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In article ,
says...

Are there places

[SNIP]

I feel that you are trying to make a point someplace in your post. However, it
is so poorly written that, unless you are reflecting on the education system,
all of it is lost. I tried to find the irony, the parody, heck anything, but
could not. Maybe you should try again and not make it so obtuse.

Hunt

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Keith W wrote:
"skeptic" wrote in message
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Are there places where I can watch herds of buffalo blocking highways,
school massacres, or the Statue of Liberty being blown up at 3PM every
day? How about Mexican illegal immigrants being executed in holocaust
camps, Canadians throwing spears at polar bears, or McDonalds that serve
Improvised Explosive Devices? Is there a subway that goes from New York
to LA, or a place to watch Canadian boat people swim across the misipipi?
Are there cities where religious police arrest anyone carrying a science
textbook? Or helicopter tours piloted by Mrs. Bush?




Troll rating 2/10, a novel approach but rather transparent.

Keith

I espically liked the part where the spelling of Mississippi threw him.


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"jdoe" wrote in message
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On Thu, 18 May 2006 14:43:49 GMT, "skeptic" wrote:

Are there places where I can watch herds of buffalo blocking highways,
school massacres, or the Statue of Liberty being blown up at 3PM every
day?
How about Mexican illegal immigrants being executed in holocaust camps,
Canadians throwing spears at polar bears, or McDonalds that serve
Improvised
Explosive Devices? Is there a subway that goes from New York to LA, or a
place to watch Canadian boat people swim across the misipipi? Are there
cities where religious police arrest anyone carrying a science textbook?
Or
helicopter tours piloted by Mrs. Bush?

all true

All except for the First Lady piloting helicopters. In reality, she only
paints them in odd shades of black.

On 2006-05-18 10:43:49 -0400, "skeptic" said:

Are there places where I can watch herds of buffalo blocking highways,
school massacres, or the Statue of Liberty being blown up at 3PM every
day? How about Mexican illegal immigrants being executed in holocaust
camps, Canadians throwing spears at polar bears, or McDonalds that
serve Improvised Explosive Devices? Is there a subway that goes from
New York to LA, or a place to watch Canadian boat people swim across
the misipipi? Are there cities where religious police arrest anyone
carrying a science textbook? Or helicopter tours piloted by Mrs. Bush?

Anyone who thinks there is a "misipipi" doesn't deserve to have this or
ANY questions answered.