Caribbean travel is dangerous !

There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women,
rape the men and steal the animals onboard, I tell you !

Yes, it's dangerous !

It is more like kill the men, steal the fish and boat.

"Tom-Alex Soorhull" wrote in message
om...
There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women,
rape the men and steal the animals onboard, I tell you !

Yes, it's dangerous !

In article ,
(Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote:
There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women,
rape the men and steal the animals onboard, I tell you !

Yes, it's dangerous !
I keep forgetting is it rape THEN pillage or the other way around. I don't
want to get on the wrong side of the Pirate's Union.

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-J. Michael Straczynski

Previously in rec.travel.caribbean, (Kurt Ullman)
proclaimed :

In article ,
(Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote:
There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women,
rape the men and steal the animals onboard, I tell you !

Yes, it's dangerous !
I keep forgetting is it rape THEN pillage or the other way around. I don't
want to get on the wrong side of the Pirate's Union.

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"Writers even write the silences"
-J. Michael Straczynski


it's also important that you do the right thing to the right object.
Raping the animals, killing the women and stealing the men will only
get you ridicule down at the local pirates lodge.



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In article ,
wrote:
Previously in rec.travel.caribbean, (Kurt Ullman)
proclaimed :

In article ,
(Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote:
There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women,
rape the men and steal the animals onboard, I tell you !

Yes, it's dangerous !
I keep forgetting is it rape THEN pillage or the other way around. I don't

want to get on the wrong side of the Pirate's Union.


it's also important that you do the right thing to the right object.
Raping the animals, killing the women and stealing the men will only
get you ridicule down at the local pirates lodge.


So many rules and regulations. I can remember how it was before the
government got involved when all you needed to was a ship and a parrot. Now,
you have to have specific non-slide stoppers on the bottom of your peg leg, a
safety guard on the hook, the Coast Guard has to inspect the ship, ATF is
making us keep up paperwork on the cannon, the Humane Society has to make sure
you aren't keeping the parrot on your shoulder for more than 5 hours at a time
and that they have two breaks a shift. I tell ya, being a pirate ain't as fun
as it used to be.


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"Writers even write the silences"
-J. Michael Straczynski

"Kurt Ullman" wrote in message
k.net...
In article ,
wrote:
Previously in rec.travel.caribbean, (Kurt Ullman)
proclaimed :

In article ,
(Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote:
There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women,
rape the men and steal the animals onboard, I tell you !

Yes, it's dangerous !
I keep forgetting is it rape THEN pillage or the other way around. I
don't

want to get on the wrong side of the Pirate's Union.


it's also important that you do the right thing to the right object.
Raping the animals, killing the women and stealing the men will only
get you ridicule down at the local pirates lodge.


So many rules and regulations. I can remember how it was before the
government got involved when all you needed to was a ship and a parrot.
Now,
you have to have specific non-slide stoppers on the bottom of your peg
leg, a
safety guard on the hook, the Coast Guard has to inspect the ship, ATF is
making us keep up paperwork on the cannon, the Humane Society has to make
sure
you aren't keeping the parrot on your shoulder for more than 5 hours at a
time
and that they have two breaks a shift. I tell ya, being a pirate ain't as
fun
as it used to be.


Don't forget you have to Shiver you Timbers according to the regulations of
the forestry commission and have to plant new ones to replace the ones that
you cut down.

On 16 May 2004 01:38:47 -0700, (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:

There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women,

yawn

rape the men

Oh, good. Homosexual pirates, that's what we need.

and steal the animals onboard, I tell you !

LEAVE THE KITTENS ALONE!

On Sun, 16 May 2004 15:08:06 GMT, (Kurt Ullman)
wrote:

So many rules and regulations. I can remember how it was before the
government got involved when all you needed to was a ship and a parrot. Now,
you have to have specific non-slide stoppers on the bottom of your peg leg, a
safety guard on the hook, the Coast Guard has to inspect the ship, ATF is
making us keep up paperwork on the cannon, the Humane Society has to make sure
you aren't keeping the parrot on your shoulder for more than 5 hours at a time
and that they have two breaks a shift. I tell ya, being a pirate ain't as fun
as it used to be.

One word.

SOLAS

"Cruising Chrissy" wrote in message
...
On 16 May 2004 01:38:47 -0700, (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:

There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women,

yawn

rape the men

Oh, good. Homosexual pirates, that's what we need.

and steal the animals onboard, I tell you !

LEAVE THE KITTENS ALONE!



For a discussion of homosexual pirates I direct you to the following book:

Sodomy and the pirate tradition : English sea rovers in the seventeenth
century Caribbean by B.R. Burg ; with a new introduction by the
author.
New York University Press, 1995.

"Bill Barner" wrote in message
...
For a discussion of homosexual pirates I direct you to the following book:

Sodomy and the pirate tradition : English sea rovers in the seventeenth
century Caribbean by B.R. Burg ; with a new introduction by the
author.
New York University Press, 1995.



I would actually be more afraid meeting american soldiers these days, than
to meet pirates

Leif A