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Old March 3rd, 2021, 11:56 PM posted to rec.travel.resorts.all,rec.travel.resorts.all-inclusive
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Default MOLOKA`I — TEAM SODOM [County Employees] ——► FIREMEN ARE ALL GAY !




The boss was talking about firefighters and all the gay **** they do, on the
show the other day. The big faux pas he brought up were those fruity ass
calendars they make every year and how gay it makes them look. The problem
is most of those guys are gay.

Firefighters aren’t cops, they’re not retarded. They know how gay those
calendars are and they know it’s almost only gay dudes who buy them. That’s
why they do it. They don’t give a **** about whether chicks buy any or how
much money it raises. All they care about is the fact that other dudes are
beating off to them and if it raises a few extra bucks for the firehouse,
then sweet. A lot of them probably won’t admit to it but if it helps in
continuing their fantasy then so be it.

It would be insane if a majority of firefighters weren’t gay. Sexual
deviants love to be around their targets as much as humanly possible. That’s
why pedophiles become priests and camp counselors. Gays should naturally
gravitate towards a profession where all they get to do is eat, sleep, and
hang out with other dudes. That’s basically all firemen do, hang out with
other dudes while wearing a cute outfit. The only ones I could see who
wouldn’t want to are the effeminate twinks, who buy the calendars. But being
a firefighter and living in the firehouse has to be a dream for all the buff
ones, who like to lift weights and show off their muscles, like the guys in
the calendars. Not just because of all the bro time, either. Being a
firefighter covers a bunch of cool **** in the gay lifestyle.

The price of bravery always gets brought up when people are talking about
firefighters but for some reason, the cost of cruising never does. When
firemen keep demanding higher wages or benefits and you look at the amount
of downtime they have, it can get a little frustrating and hard not to think
solely relying on volunteers is the way to go. Once you realize they’re only
trying to support their lifestyle it becomes a little more understandable,

Gay dudes have expensive tastes and a lot of that has to do with the fact
they’re always looking to get laid. It may not look like it sometimes but
finding a man ain’t cheap for a dude. When a guy is constantly on the hunt
looking for dick he ends up dropping some serious change on his clothes,
shoes, and hair. A dude can’t afford that with a ****ty salary, unless he
has a sugar daddy. A fireman’s salary tends to be just right for a gay man.
Same with the healthcare package. Sucking mad dicks on the regular isn’t all
that great for your health but with a fireman’s health benefits, it’s a tad
less risky. The way firemen act out in public makes a whole lot more sense
when you realize they’re all gay too.

Putting the siren on for every single ****ing call seems a little excessive
but so are gays in general. It’s not just all the money they spend or
partying and ****ing they do, gay dudes go over the top with their
greetings. Instead of saying “hi” or “hello”, they always opt for a
“helloooo”. They love excessive behavior and they love attention. That’s why
they use the sirens all the time. They’re not doing it to remind people
about firemen, so they’ll get the wage increases when the time comes. They’re
just doing it to have fun.

You would think all the downtime together at the firehouse would be enough
for these brave homos but they even do their grocery shopping together.
Haven’t they heard of a grocery list? Maybe loading up the car with all the
food would be a pain for one dude but these guys are supposed to be able to
carry people down from burning buildings. I know they all stick together in
case there’s an emergency they all have to rush off to but missing one guy
isn’t going to ruin a rescue effort. Besides, they all have phones or
walkie-talkies or whatever the ****. If there’s ever that big of an
emergency they could always call up the guy who’s grocery shopping and tell
him to meet them at the fire. Piling the whole gang in the firetruck and
heading down to the grocery store isn’t just a bit excessive, it’s rude as
**** to everyone else. Those things take up like twenty parking spots.

Doling out a big chunk of change for gays to live out their kinky fantasies
isn’t really a great way to use taxpayer dollars and I understand why some
may be upset about it. It is better than the alternative, paying and
trusting actual retards to save people’s lives. That’s the only other excuse
for these calendars and behavior. Only someone with an extra chromosome
would think chicks were all about pecks and abs or think these calendars
were worth the time and effort to make. Maybe I’m an insensitive prick for
not wanting to be rescued by the mentally handicapped but if you have a
problem with firefighters being gay, I guess you’re an insecure homophobe?

It would be insane if a majority of firefighters weren’t gay.

Playing with hoses and all the gay calenders and gay firemen all living in
one brothel sex building is obnoxious.

Firemen are Gay,
Their Profession Is Gay.
Fireman Are Gay Faggots.

Their Wives (beards) Cover For The Fact That They
Are Switch Hitters, Total Faggots,



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