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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Stephen Glynn" wrote in message ... JohnT wrote: "Mike O'sullivan" wrote in message ... snip 11. Lose 200 pounds 12. Eat green vegetables openly 13. Don't ask for the bathroom unless you actually need a bath. 14. Don't go into the Bank to complain when the ATM delivers local currency. 15. Order beer in McDonalds, NOT coffee. 16. Carry an umbrella at all time. 17. If you visit England, go into your nearest hostelry (pub) and shout "fill the bar". JohnT 18. Learn to eat with a knife and fork when dining in restaurants rather than cutting the food up into handy bite-sized chunks, putting the knife on one side, and then skewering the chunks with just your fork. Americans eat like that??? Those effin heathen *******s!! Hide the children Mary, he's having steak! BfB |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
18. Learn to eat with a knife and fork when dining in restaurants rather than cutting the food up into handy bite-sized chunks, putting the knife on one side, and then skewering the chunks with just your fork. Americans eat like that??? Those effin heathen *******s!! Hide the children Mary, he's having steak! I hope you havn't been watching Deadwood... |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling inEurope?
I'll just be me wherever I go.
"Be what you is, not what you is not." :-) |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Peter File" wrote in message ... Unfortunately, I drew the short straw and will be heading to Europe on a business trip this summer. Now my primary concern is just making sure I get through this trip and back to the US safely in one piece. I figure this will be a challenging task with all the reports of anti-American protests and assaults on American tourists. That said I'm trying to compile a list of tactics that will prevent me from being a target: 1. Never dress casual - I figure most Americans can be spotted a mile away by something "wrong" with their wardrobe. Tailored English suit should help keep me out of trouble. 2. No shouting or raised voices - Always speak at a level tone 3. Show no emotion - No laughing, no smiling, no signs of frustration or desperation. 4. Do not leave the hotel except for business - When the business meetings are over, head straight back to the hotel and stay there. 5. No American greetings - "Hey", "Hi", "Howdy" and "Yo" are banned. 6. No hand gestures when talking - especially no pointing 7. Walk upright; do not flail arms too wildly when walking. 8. "Bob's Your Uncle" - Rumor has it that this phrase will stop an on coming mob of hooligans in their tracks but I haven't confirmed this? 9. Correct words - "petrol" instead of "gas" or "fag" instead of "cigarrette" 10. Little Canadian flag lapel pin - Last resort, but I think the Europeans would just assume I'm an American trying to fool them with a little Canadian flag pin. Lose some weight. Try to remember that in Europe we don't have 30lb steaks for dinner. Drive a car that is more economical then a 15 ton SUV that does around 10 gallons to the mile. When entering a sports bar, never ask if thay can put on the baseball. Wow, you've got a well researched opinion of the average American. snicker BfB |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
Please could you cite a a report regarding attacks on American tourists? Ugly sentiments sting American tourists By Marco R. della Cava, USA TODAY "I'd say one in three conversations wound up the same way, basically that 'America is the devil.' But if you're heading overseas, be prepared to have it. Again and again. If the past 100 years were widely considered the American Century, this new one is fast shaping up as the Anti-American Century. http://tinyurl.com/6twj Ho, sure... But people who criticize Bush and other americans for unjustified, excessive use of physical force are not going to use force themselves, usually. Looks like violent people just cannot imagine others may really be different... |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling inEurope?
On-Liner wrote:
"JohnT" wrote 15. Order beer in McDonalds, NOT coffee. Wrong way round. UK McD's don't serve beer. Mind you, they barely serve edible food either - or is that McD's in general? They do, or so I'm told, sell beer in some French and German McD's. I've never tested the truth of this since they sell beer in lots of other places in France and Germany, too. Steve |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling inEurope?
Magda wrote:
On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 11:10:03 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Padraig Breathnach arranged some electrons, so they looked like this : ... "pencil" wrote: ... ... ... "Mean Mr Mustard" wrote in message ... om... ... ... Any other suggestions? ... ... Lose about 25 stones. ... ... That doesn't mean "get your rocks off". Brits have quaint systems of ... weights and measures. 25 stones = 158.7573 Kg. Don't try to confuse Americans by using metric. Twenty five stone = 350lb. Steve |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"The Rifleman" wrote in message ... And I still say leave your American kids at home) That one I have to agree with. Except for my grandson, who is at four, already an experienced world traveler, and a well behaved representative of America. (imho) BfB |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
Mean Mr Mustard wrote in message m... Unfortunately, I drew the short straw and will be heading to Europe on a business trip this summer. Now my primary concern is just making sure I get through this trip and back to the US safely in one piece. I figure this will be a challenging task with all the reports of anti-American protests and assaults on American tourists. That said I'm trying to compile a list of tactics that will prevent me from being a target: 1. Never dress casual - I figure most Americans can be spotted a mile away by something "wrong" with their wardrobe. Tailored English suit should help keep me out of trouble. 2. No shouting or raised voices - Always speak at a level tone 3. Show no emotion - No laughing, no smiling, no signs of frustration or desperation. 4. Do not leave the hotel except for business - When the business meetings are over, head straight back to the hotel and stay there. 5. No American greetings - "Hey", "Hi", "Howdy" and "Yo" are banned. 6. No hand gestures when talking - especially no pointing 7. Walk upright; do not flail arms too wildly when walking. 8. "Bob's Your Uncle" - Rumor has it that this phrase will stop an on coming mob of hooligans in their tracks but I haven't confirmed this? 9. Correct words - "petrol" instead of "gas" or "fag" instead of "cigarrette" 10. Little Canadian flag lapel pin - Last resort, but I think the Europeans would just assume I'm an American trying to fool them with a little Canadian flag pin. Any other suggestions? --------- Wearing a ten gallon hat and addressing people as "buddy" while chewing gum would probably be a bad idea. Another bad move would be assuming that Europe consists entirely of south-east England, as you have done. -- You are Not entering Chapeltown. We walk on two legs, the one abstract the other surreal. All important political action should be aimed at persuading people of the necessity of further sacrifices. - Ardian Vehbiu, "Handbook for Aspiring Stalinists" -- |
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