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Old February 24th, 2004, 11:08 PM
Lisa
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My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?
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Old February 24th, 2004, 11:18 PM
JoeJoe
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Lisa wrote in
news:t5mn3055mu5gokemhv449seauupfomv4cu@news:


My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?


Because he wants to be somewhere where he can read while not being bothered
by such stupid questions asked by ****s like you?

Thats my guess.





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Old February 24th, 2004, 11:26 PM
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In article t5mn3055mu5gokemhv449seauupfomv4cu@news, Lisa
wrote:

My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?


Because they're with women who are so screwed up they have to come on a
newsgroup to ask questions instead of talking to their man? That ****
wears you out.
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Old February 24th, 2004, 11:34 PM
Cold Coffee
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Lisa wrote:

My husband has this nasty habit


What, taking a **** is nasty?

and I just find it disgusting!


You must be one of those women who goes once every two weeks whether you
need to or not.

Why do men do it?


The mind of a male is always learning. Downtime like sitting on the pot
is unacceptable as the mind must be occupied. Ergo, reading; the
perfect solution to the problem.


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Old February 24th, 2004, 11:59 PM
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Lisa wrote:

My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?


Why is it nasty? It's only a short distance from there to your
toothbrush, and you put that in your mouth. As long has his hands are
clean, what's the big deal? Multitasking a good for the mind.

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Old February 25th, 2004, 12:13 AM
The Grammer Genious
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mtravelkay wrote:

Lisa wrote:

My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?


Why is it nasty? ...


Yeah. What's nasty about it? This morning during breakfast I had to go, and I
wanted to take the cereal box with me because I was in the middle of reading the
text on the back, but my wife wouldn't let me take it with me to the bathroom. I
still can't figure out exactly what her objection was.

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Old February 25th, 2004, 12:16 AM
The Grammer Genious
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Shawn "Me" Hearn wrote:

Why did you post this totally off-topic message on rec.travel.air?


Why does somebody ALWAYS have to clutter up the newsgroups with objections to
off-topic postings?

Please start an "alt.no.off-topic.postings" newsgroup and go post there instead.

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Old February 25th, 2004, 12:17 AM
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On 2/24/04 3:08 PM, in article t5mn3055mu5gokemhv449seauupfomv4cu@news,
"Lisa" wrote:


My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?


From what I have learned in this NG today as long as he stays away from that
6 dollar burger, you should be fine.

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Old February 25th, 2004, 12:27 AM
Shawn \Me\ Hearn
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Default Why do men read on the toilet?

In article t5mn3055mu5gokemhv449seauupfomv4cu@news,
Lisa wrote:

My husband has this nasty habit and I just find it disgusting!

Why do men do it?


Why did you post this totally off-topic message on rec.travel.air?
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Old February 25th, 2004, 12:31 AM
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Default Why do men read on the toilet?

Because men are both "nasty" and "disgusting."
'cept a few .. I try to keep clear of the nasty
disgusting ones.

Take all the good reading material out of the
bathroom and replace it with those mags that have
stuff like "engagement chicken" in them.



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