Singer caught masturbating on flight

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On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:19:10 -0400, "Pleasure Airlines"
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Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from
Houston to Miami.

And to think they threw that breastfeeding woman off the plane...

They threw this guy under a bus...

On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:19:10 -0400, "Pleasure Airlines"
puked:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...otDagD975A7P00

Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.


http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...ve-moment.html
Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
been, well, masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo D’a and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
to stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?



This just in, Elvis Crespo was arrested for skyjacking...
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On 2009-03-25 18:19:10 -0400, "Pleasure Airlines"
said:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...otDagD975A7P00

Singer

Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.


http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...ve-moment.html
Elvis

Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
been, well, masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
to stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?

When is he going to be on the Hoo Hoo Morning Zoo?

On 2009-03-26 08:22:40 -0400, "lab~rat :-)" said:

On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:19:10 -0400, "Pleasure Airlines"
puked:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...otDagD975A7P00

Singer

Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.


http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...ve-moment.html
Elvis

Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
been, well, masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
to stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?



This just in, Elvis Crespo was arrested for skyjacking...

RIMSHOT

On Mar 25, 7:34*pm, "charliekilo" wrote:
"Pleasure Airlines" wrote in message

...



http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...jyaBWtDJ51rFUP...

Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That prompted
the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did not
arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...009/03/elvis-c...
Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin pop
charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next to him
last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had been, well,
masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him to
stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?

Jerk.

Jerked

In article , wrote:

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

Caught "making meringue", eh?


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Islam is a peaceful religion, just as long as the women are beaten, the boys
buggered and the infidels are killed.

Pleasure Airlines wrote:


http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...otDagD975A7P00

Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.



http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...ve-moment.html
Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
been, well, masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
to stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?


Heehee...

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Best
Greg

On Mar 25, 3:19*pm, "Pleasure Airlines"
wrote:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...jyaBWtDJ51rFUP...

Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...009/03/elvis-c...
Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
been, well, masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
to stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?

Maybe he just needed a helping hand rfrom a flight attendant..

Was he thinking of some old man who enjoys inundating this group ?

"Gregory Morrow" a écrit dans le message de
m...

Pleasure Airlines wrote:


http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...otDagD975A7P00

Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.



http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...ve-moment.html
Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
been, well, masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
to stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?


Heehee...

--
Best
Greg

On Mar 25, 3:19 pm, "Pleasure Airlines"
wrote:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...jyaBWtDJ51rFUP...

Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...009/03/elvis-c...
Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
been, well, masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
to stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?

why is masturbation even illegal?
And laws against nudity make it illegal to be a human being.
why am i the only person on this planet that realizes this?