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Old October 23rd, 2003, 01:44 AM
Beef Poo
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I hadda go poo poo so bad one time on a cruise that i couldnt wait to get to
the cabin. I couldnt find the public toilet, so I pooed my drawers. It
dribbled. It stank! I then went to dinner like this not to miss the seating. It
felt squishy as i sank in the nice velvet chair with my fellow cruise table
buddies. Someone said "do you smell something?" Another whispered "it smells
like ****!". I started laughing. I laughed so hard that i farted and more poo
pushed its way out! The waiter saw the dribbles on the carpet and mumbled
something in italian....I dont know what, but i knew i heard the words "Pee- U"
and poop. So here is my question. They have signs to the lifeboats shouldnt
they have signs to the toilets?

Beef Poo
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 02:17 AM
Howard Garland
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You are one sick sonofabitch.

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Old October 23rd, 2003, 02:24 AM
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"Howard Garland" wrote in message
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You are one sick sonofabitch.


Don't be to hard on him Howard. Now you know where the expression "**** for
brains" came from.

Jeff


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Old October 23rd, 2003, 03:34 AM
Howard Garland
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Jeff H wrote:

"Howard Garland" wrote in message
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You are one sick sonofabitch.



Don't be to hard on him Howard. Now you know where the expression "**** for
brains" came from.

Jeff


lol!

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Old October 23rd, 2003, 04:19 AM
Susette405
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You are one sick sonofabitch.


I can not stop laughing!
Susette
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