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Seal clubbing tourism
Most people enjoy lamb. Most people will enjoy clubbing a baby seal.
Granted its not for everybody. But if you enjoy the great outdoors and getting rid of some stress, then I highly recommend it. Contrary to the bad old days, seal clubbing and baby seal clubbing is a sport that can be enjoyed by the whole family. Just like beheading a chicken, when done properly, clubbing a seal is bloodless and induces very little pain to you or the seal (Most of the bleeding is internal and the seal will usually die by the second clubbing). In addition, seal clubbing tourism ensures that other clubbers respect animal rights and club the seals in a humane fashion (as is the norm). For more information about seal clubbing, go to http://canadainternational.gc.ca/gtc...Canada-en.aspx Or, for an American perspective on our new national past time, go to http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bryanbaskin/clubbing.html Thanks to polar routes, Canada is closer than you think! http://archives.cnn.com/2000/T=ADRAV...ar.franken=AD/ If you enjoy seal clubbing, you may want to immigrate to Canada: http://www.geocities.com/merdealorsen/immigration.html Sam PS. There is a superb travel package that includes the Live 8 concert in Barrie (north of Toronto) on July 2, two days of seal clubbing off the coat of Newfoundland, a visit to the French island of Miquelon for some more clubbing, French style, then they fly you to Edinburgh for the July 6 Live 8 concert. Finally, they whisk you off to the isle of Sky to spot migrating penguins* and visit the MacLeod Castle. Contact your travel agent. Ask for the Canadian-Scottish penguin-clubbing-concert tour, 2005. *Penguin clubbing is prohibited and will not be tolerated under any circumstances. No excuses. =20 Free concert details: http://www.Live8live.com |
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"Ken Tough" wrote in message
... wrote: For more information about seal clubbing, go to Are there no tours including travel to european cities like London, Paris and Milan, where we can join the crowds buying fashionable products made from the seals we club? You need a seal of approval to utilize the seal club. KM -- (-:alohacyberian:-) At my website there are 3000 live cameras or visit NASA, play games, read jokes, send greeting cards & connect to CNN news, NBA, the White House, Academy Awards or learn all about Hawaii, Israel and mo http://keith.martin.home.att.net/ |
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A seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?".
Anything but a Canadian Club. Yum, baby seals, yum. -- Seinfeld Lists http://wave.prohosting.com/tnguym LOST - ScreenSnaps & Sawyer's Nicknames http://tinyurl.com/a2r2r |
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BABY SEALS ARE CLUBBING TERRORISTS!!! DON'T CLUB BABY SEALS!! THE NEXT
TERRORIST A BABY SEAL CLUBS COULD BE OSAMA BIN LADEN!!! -- ________ To email me, Edit "blog" from my email address. Brian M. Kochera "Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!" View My Web Page: http://home.earthlink.net/~brian1951 |
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"alohacyberian" wrote in message
... "Ken Tough" wrote in message ... wrote: For more information about seal clubbing, go to Are there no tours including travel to european cities like London, Paris and Milan, where we can join the crowds buying fashionable products made from the seals we club? You need a seal of approval to utilize the seal club. KM -- Have you no shame? A man of your good taste and superior breeding stooping to *puns*? You should have your brain checked for plaque deposits. |
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Well, now that there's no hockey...we've got to have something to do up
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"David Gee" wrote in message
news:0ijue.79322$9A2.2527@edtnps89... -- Have you no shame? A man of your good taste and superior breeding stooping to *puns*? You should have your brain checked for plaque deposits. Ah, nothing quite so uplifting as personal slurs. Or did you think such prattle would place you among the elite of the intelligentsia? KM -- (-:alohacyberian:-) At my website there are 3000 live cameras or visit NASA, play games, read jokes, send greeting cards & connect to CNN news, NBA, the White House, Academy Awards or learn all about Hawaii, Israel and mo http://keith.martin.home.att.net/ |
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Hey. stupid, why don't you cross post your moronic message?
Why don't you try to learn what cross-posting is, moron. "CruiseJournals.com" wrote in message oups.com... Well, now that there's no hockey...we've got to have something to do up here. |
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