Patriot Act won't allow people to bring their own honey roasted nuts??

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This is complete insanity. What can an airline passenger possibly use a
bag of
peanuts for in a hostile manner? I hope it's just an urban legend.


The pilot could be allergic and be force fed ;-)

This is complete insanity. What can an airline passenger possibly use a bag of
peanuts for in a hostile manner? I hope it's just an urban legend.

wrote:
This is complete insanity. What can an airline passenger possibly use a bag of
peanuts for in a hostile manner? I hope it's just an urban legend.

You'll be happy to know I brought a can of honey roasted peanuts on a flight
that ended not three hours ago. I am still a free man.

miguel
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This is complete insanity. What can an airline passenger possibly use
a bag of peanuts for in a hostile manner? I hope it's just an urban
legend.

Where is this documented?

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Matt Drury wrote:
This is complete insanity. What can an airline passenger possibly use
a bag of peanuts for in a hostile manner? I hope it's just an urban
legend.

Where is this documented?



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wrote:

This is complete insanity. What can an airline passenger possibly use a bag of
peanuts for in a hostile manner? I hope it's just an urban legend.


You wish. I once broke into the Louvre, overpowered the security guards
Because I Had No Time To Explain and disarmed a bomb left by a Terrorist
Cell.

With a pack of Captain's Wafers.

Sincerely,
McGyver.

--
It Came From C. L. "random Capitialization makes It more Exciting"
Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

In article 4045262D.18452.6BF2BC@localhost, wrote:

This is complete insanity. What can an airline passenger possibly use a
bag of peanuts for in a hostile manner?

To cause anaphylactic shock in a co-passenger with a peanut allergy.

Such a passenger would inform the airline, which would avoid the serving of
peanuts on the flight. How can the passenger avoid danger from peanut
products brought aborad by other passengers? She can't, directly; instead,
the airline bans other passengers bringing those peanut products aboard.

Thus, the passenger doesn't go into shock, and the flight doesn't have to
make an emergency landing, disrupting connection and travel plans for the
passengers aboard as well as those awaiting the equipment and crew at their
destination.

This was a rule well before the Patriot Act.

--
Randy Hudson

Randy Hudson wrote:

In article 4045262D.18452.6BF2BC@localhost, wrote:


This is complete insanity. What can an airline passenger possibly use a
bag of peanuts for in a hostile manner?


To cause anaphylactic shock in a co-passenger with a peanut allergy.

Such a passenger would inform the airline, which would avoid the serving of
peanuts on the flight. How can the passenger avoid danger from peanut
products brought aborad by other passengers? She can't, directly; instead,
the airline bans other passengers bringing those peanut products aboard.

How would the airline know which passengers had peanut products?

Randy Hudson wrote:
This is complete insanity. What can an airline passenger possibly
use a bag of peanuts for in a hostile manner?

To cause anaphylactic shock in a co-passenger with a peanut allergy.

Such a passenger would inform the airline, which would avoid the
serving of peanuts on the flight. How can the passenger avoid danger
from peanut products brought aborad by other passengers? She can't,
directly; instead, the airline bans other passengers bringing those
peanut products aboard.

Thus, the passenger doesn't go into shock, and the flight doesn't
have to make an emergency landing, disrupting connection and travel
plans for the passengers aboard as well as those awaiting the
equipment and crew at their destination.

This was a rule well before the Patriot Act.

I guess I'll have to start smuggling peanuts in my nose.

--
A 'great idea' is one only when *YOU* think it is.

Cisco troll/netkook Michael Voight mtravelkay trolled:

Randy Hudson wrote:

In article 4045262D.18452.6BF2BC@localhost, wrote:


This is complete insanity. What can an airline passenger possibly use a
bag of peanuts for in a hostile manner?


To cause anaphylactic shock in a co-passenger with a peanut allergy.

Such a passenger would inform the airline, which would avoid the serving of
peanuts on the flight. How can the passenger avoid danger from peanut
products brought aborad by other passengers? She can't, directly; instead,
the airline bans other passengers bringing those peanut products aboard.

How would the airline know which passengers had peanut products?

They'll just hire a loser like you who likes to ask a lot of retarded questions
to ask the passengers.....

About Rogue Cisco Employee Michael "mrtravelkay" Voight,
a.k.a. the "mrtravel" Netkook Troll/Usenet Flooder

***WARNING: THIS IDIOT HAS BEEN CAUGHT FORGING PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES ON USENET
AND CANCELLING THEIR POSTS.***

"mrtavelkay" is the latest usenet handle of a brainless troll whose real name is
Michael Voight, email .

He is better known by his previous stupid handle, "mrtravel".

The idiot works for Cisco in San Jose and apparently they don't
keep him busy enough so he has to troll usenet when he isn't
looking for foreign brides to marry in exchange for money
in alt.visa.us.marriage-based and alt.personals.big-folks, or trying
to pick up minors in alt.personals.teens or any of the number of creepy
newsgroups he frequents. Some of his other trolling aliases are Network
Guy, , sleepydoc , jlhunt
, and Lost 5 of 8 , mrt ,
news.sf.sbcglobal.net , not-nomen
, David Tanner
, Jeff Davies , BobTheBuilder
.

All intelligent members of the usenet community have killfiled him, so he takes
great pains to get past their killfiles by rubbing his only two cerebral neurons
together and coming up with gems like: mrtrav , mrtrav3
, mrraveltay , and mrtravelkay
, and mtravelkay and ""a.a\"@a,a,a.
The lastest product of his brain diarrhea is Bill Clarkj
.

He seems to like to hang out in alt.sex.preteen. Hmmm....

His phone numbers are 831-295-3628 and 831-252-2606.

He's got a daughter in Orange County that one of his ex-wives had the
intelligence to take away from him. Lord only knows what could have
happened to her if she had continued to live with the kook. The other kids
he has belong to his previous Russian sleazy brides, and since they come
and go so do the kids. It wouldn't hurt to let Cisco know what kind of
deviant sexual pervert maniac they have working for them, so....

For starters, forward his idiotic posts to .

He works in technical support, so forward them to .

He often posts through sbcglobal and prodigy, so forward them to
and as well.

You can also call them at 1 800 553 2447 and ask to speak with a supervisor
and explain that you are EXTREMELY unhappy that this idiot spends his whole
day at work playing on the internet on company time. THEY WILL NOT LIKE
THAT.

Then write to corporate headquarters explaining what this idiot is doing
and telling them HOW BAD IT IS FOR THEIR COMPANY IMAGE. They will LOVE
that you brought this to their attention:

Cisco Systems, Inc.
170 West Tasman Dr.
San Jose, CA 95134
USA

Then also call them. You should always follow up email or letters with
phone calls. Always ask for supervisors or managers. Try to get as far up
as possible.

(408)526-4000
(800)553-NETS or
(800)553-6387

Contact Investor Relations and tell them you are interested in investing in
their company but won't do so until they get rid of this asshole who is
wasting company resources:

Cisco Systems, Inc.
Investor Relations Department
170 West Tasman Drive
San Jose, CA 95134-1706
Phone: (408) 526-8890
Fax: (408) 526-4545
Email:

Might as well contact customer service too, they LOVE to hear about this
type of stuff:

USA 1 800 553 6387




Then finally, send letters with copies of his nasty posts addressed
personally to each one of the OFFICERS of the company using the
headquarters address. Believe me, they READ your complaints and are VERY
INTERESTED in them, especially if it's about one of their employees. They
will take a PERSONAL interest in rooting this ASSHOLE out of their company:

John Morgridge, Chairman
John Chambers, President, CEO
Donald Valentine, Vice Chairman
Larry Carter, CFO, Sr. VP-Fin. and Admin., Sec., Director
Richard Justice, Sr. VP, Worldwide Field Operations

Have fun!