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  #351  
Old September 1st, 2006, 04:53 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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On 1-Sep-2006, Max wrote:

In article , Ben C'ramer
wrote:

"Max" wrote in message
...
In article WriJg.5354$p23.262@trnddc04, wrote:

On 30-Aug-2006, Pumba wrote:

ur_droll wrote:
I'm sick and tired of hearing about 'enraged' Jews.
As long as people have YOUR attitude, you will ALWAYS hear about
"enraged"
Jews. If you don't like it, there is ONE solution. Kill
yourself.
I disagree..... there is a solution for the jewish problem....
it's
called sulphuric acid

Colin, haven't you learnt anything I've tried to teach you over the

years?

you just hit the bottom of a 1000 people's kill files.

But it *would* help if all the Jews had sulphuric acid to throw at
their
enemies.
it would help humanity *loads* as well!

Susan

I expect a bit more compassion from you, Susan.


No compassion in this slag.


More compassion than a ****tarded bigot like you, though.


And more truthfulness, as this post alone, proves.

Even calls her kids animals.


Kids are animals . . . but they're *animals*. Seriously, have *you*
ever cleaned a teenager's room


Humans are animals, too, but he is, as you have already gusses, lying about
the context.

One's a dog and the
other is a wombat.


And you are the father of which one?


Nneither.
I have a human male for ahusband, and a superior one at that - lets cramer
out on all counts.

The wombat is a large rodent, so that must be yours, right?


I have never said "dog" or "wombat".
We call them PuppyBoy & WombatGirl, because they are so cute & cuddly.

I see the resemblance, I really do. He has your brains and your
personal hygiene habits.

Such a woman, already.


I rather think so.

Why don't you try something different and try being a man?


He couldn't even get it together enough to *fake* it.

Susan






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  #352  
Old September 1st, 2006, 05:24 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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In article ozYJg.26$xh4.22@trnddc04, wrote:

On 1-Sep-2006, Max wrote:

In article sYQJg.9784$p23.9614@trnddc04, wrote:

On 31-Aug-2006, Max wrote:

In article Do9Hg.20504$Te.2412@trnddc07,
wrote:

On 23-Aug-2006, "M. Bakunin" wrote:

gosh you're ugly (not just the stereotyped jewish look with the
nose,
unshaved, etc...),

Thanks for exposing yourself.

Ewwwww! Don't tell me you actually *looked*??!!

No, I just read his post.
I didn't mean "physically".
(Sorry to take the fun out of it)


Well, you *DID* - I actually had the dry heaves because of that mental
picture!!

Now you have to make it up to me . . . get me the car battery, the
industrial-grade sandblaster and the nipple clamps.

No, you don't get to use them on him, *I* do - cause you grossed me
out, *I* get all the fun! : )


Hmmm, I'm afraid to take the battery out of my care - it's 30
years old (the car, not the battery), and I may break something....

Susan


So you're telling me that hooking up Ben-Cream-His-Panties isn't worth
the cost of a mere battery? Where's your generous spirit???

No matter, I'll use mine! : )

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  #353  
Old September 1st, 2006, 05:27 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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In article %CYJg.28$xh4.25@trnddc04, wrote:

And don't be so harsh to sluts - if it weren't for a slut, you wouldn't
be here.

I figure his poor mother has enough to contend with, what w/the
shame of his being her son, that I don't even mention her. After
all, it's quite possible he did this to himself, and it's not her fault
at all!!


Now you're being overly generous . . . obviously, with the kind of
birth defects Bennie's waving around, his mom must have been some kind
of crack whore or at the very least, ****ing farm animals.

Also is the possibility that he's an abortion gone wrong. His mama was
too drunk to use the coat hanger properly.

Susan


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  #354  
Old September 1st, 2006, 05:29 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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In article TDYJg.30$xh4.19@trnddc04, wrote:

On 1-Sep-2006, Max wrote:

In article , Ben C'ramer
wrote:

wrote in message
news:LxFJg.5636$N84.481@trnddc08...

On 31-Aug-2006, Pumba wrote:

Ben C'ramer wrote:
Nope. I just don't get off on sticking my cock in the woman I love.

That

sort of behaviour is for teenagers.

no sex?

He calls it "bumping uglies".

I suppose you think leaky old ****s are not ugly?


I'll bite - just how fugly are you??


What I find amazing is that he could even stay married with
an attitude like this.
This is just one of the reasons I think he's lying about this.
He sounds worse than pathological about both women & sex.


Enh, I'm kinda torn. On the one hand, if he's being truthful about the
whole "I don't have the teenager attitude towards sex" it's hard to
understand - women LIKE sex - so she's getting it *somewhere* - on the
other hand, would *YOU* want to **** him?????

I rest my case.

Susan


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  #355  
Old September 1st, 2006, 05:31 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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In article 5FYJg.32$xh4.26@trnddc04, wrote:

On 1-Sep-2006, Max wrote:

In article , Ben C'ramer
wrote:

or told the truth when he said he's not a bigot

Of course I'm not a bigot. The fact I've never shagged a coon, in no way

makes me a bigot.


The fact that you say "coon" says you're a bigot, you dickless ****tard.


You caught thatm did you?
He also says things like "yids are congenital liars" & still insists he's
not a bigot.

Even my relatives in Mississip don't use that word any more. They all
have edu-ma-cations, now. Try it, you might like it! ^ - ^


He isn't equipped enough to do so.


Well, all I know is that even the lowest-life white trash doesn't use
that word anymore - they leave that to the ****-Weasels.

Susan


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  #356  
Old September 1st, 2006, 05:37 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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In article 7IYJg.35$xh4.29@trnddc04, wrote:

On 1-Sep-2006, Max wrote:

In article , Ben C'ramer
wrote:

"Max" wrote in message
...
In article WriJg.5354$p23.262@trnddc04, wrote:

On 30-Aug-2006, Pumba wrote:

ur_droll wrote:
I'm sick and tired of hearing about 'enraged' Jews.
As long as people have YOUR attitude, you will ALWAYS hear about
"enraged"
Jews. If you don't like it, there is ONE solution. Kill
yourself.
I disagree..... there is a solution for the jewish problem....
it's
called sulphuric acid

Colin, haven't you learnt anything I've tried to teach you over the

years?

you just hit the bottom of a 1000 people's kill files.

But it *would* help if all the Jews had sulphuric acid to throw at
their
enemies.
it would help humanity *loads* as well!

Susan

I expect a bit more compassion from you, Susan.

No compassion in this slag.


More compassion than a ****tarded bigot like you, though.


And more truthfulness, as this post alone, proves.


What about intelligence? You left that out . . .

Even calls her kids animals.


Kids are animals . . . but they're *animals*. Seriously, have *you*
ever cleaned a teenager's room


Humans are animals, too, but he is, as you have already gusses, lying about
the context.

One's a dog and the
other is a wombat.


And you are the father of which one?


Nneither.
I have a human male for ahusband, and a superior one at that - lets cramer
out on all counts.


Aw, I know. Damn, Susan, I was just trying to make the ****tard feel
special, you know?

I mean we both know that he's never even seen a nekkid chick, much less
kept it up long enough to impregnate one.

He likes little boys instead - cause they're so vulnerable and not as
intimidating as REAL women.

The wombat is a large rodent, so that must be yours, right?


I have never said "dog" or "wombat".
We call them PuppyBoy & WombatGirl, because they are so cute & cuddly.


LOL, we have cute pet names for ours, too. : )

I see the resemblance, I really do. He has your brains and your
personal hygiene habits.

Such a woman, already.


I rather think so.

Why don't you try something different and try being a man?


He couldn't even get it together enough to *fake* it.


Fake it? Enh, he's been ****ed up the ass by enough of them that he
should at least be able to fake the motions.
Susan






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Max


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  #358  
Old September 1st, 2006, 05:54 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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M. Bakunin wrote:
In article ,
"Ben C'ramer" wrote:


Susan

who the **** are you anyway?


She's a thick Irish ****, who took a Kmart Konversion, got herself
circumcised, and now think she belongs to the jew race.



ok, now i understand...

Thank G-d the genetic recombination failed, all we need now is
another Judge Judy...
  #359  
Old September 1st, 2006, 06:26 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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Ben C'ramer wrote:
thick Irish ****.


okay, i'm bored with this continual refrain.

how about some tinkertoys?

you can built **** and blow it up. or whatever.

  #360  
Old September 1st, 2006, 06:28 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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Ben C'ramer wrote:
No compassion in this slag. Even calls her kids animals. One's a dog and the
other is a wombat.


what's your point?

you failed to make one.

as usual.

 




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