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Old September 1st, 2006, 06:29 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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wrote:
Whoever deserves it - that's all I'm saying.


according to Romans, "all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of
God"

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Old September 1st, 2006, 06:32 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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Max wrote:
Even my relatives in Mississip


Ker-ist! i wouldn't admit that online.

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Old September 1st, 2006, 06:32 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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M. Bakunin wrote:
ok, now i understand...


yeah, right.

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Old September 1st, 2006, 06:40 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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Keith E. wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:24:38 +0200, Pumba
he's already being punished.
he has to drag his sorry ass into work every morning.
i rolled out of bed a few minutes ago. it's cold here, so i'm lounging
around in sweats, waiting for it to warm up a bit before i go take a
leisurely shower.
my inbox is filled with people who want to give me money. they can wait, i'm
too busy enjoying my morning having some crumbed chicken breasts and posting
to my fav Usenet group.
in a few hours time, i think i'll go out to the V&A Waterfront and have some
pancakes for lunch.
so how's your day going?

It's hectic around here, today. I transferred a couple dozen pictures
to the PC and paged through them, then emailed the three best jpg's to
the client. He'll pick the shot he wants and let me know, then I'll
click 'print'.


that sounds like work.

i had my work cut out for me today, though.

i had to train 100 native warriors to go destroy my neighbour's town
centre.

the 20 warriors i had dispatched earlier got side tracked by some
cavalry and managed to get themselves all killed.

**** bugger damn.

thank god for cheat codes.

ah well, it's been a long day. gonna take a nap now.

yawnstretch

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Old September 1st, 2006, 06:42 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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Keith E. wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:31:20 +0200, Pumba
perhaps an English course for you, Keith?
**** English, I speak American.

so does my gf. she's in GA. doesn't sound a bit like you.

"She" is a 59 year old man who thinks you're a 10 year old boy. It's
a match made in heaven.


it's called a webcam, Keith.

  #367  
Old September 1st, 2006, 07:40 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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On 1-Sep-2006, Max wrote:

In article ozYJg.26$xh4.22@trnddc04, wrote:

On 1-Sep-2006, Max wrote:

In article sYQJg.9784$p23.9614@trnddc04,
wrote:

On 31-Aug-2006, Max wrote:

In article Do9Hg.20504$Te.2412@trnddc07,
wrote:

On 23-Aug-2006, "M. Bakunin" wrote:

gosh you're ugly (not just the stereotyped jewish look with
the
nose,
unshaved, etc...),

Thanks for exposing yourself.

Ewwwww! Don't tell me you actually *looked*??!!

No, I just read his post.
I didn't mean "physically".
(Sorry to take the fun out of it)

Well, you *DID* - I actually had the dry heaves because of that mental
picture!!

Now you have to make it up to me . . . get me the car battery, the
industrial-grade sandblaster and the nipple clamps.

No, you don't get to use them on him, *I* do - cause you grossed me
out, *I* get all the fun! : )


Hmmm, I'm afraid to take the battery out of my care - it's 30
years old (the car, not the battery), and I may break something....

Susan


So you're telling me that hooking up Ben-Cream-His-Panties isn't worth
the cost of a mere battery? Where's your generous spirit???


A battery, sure.
Something on my car that I might not be ble to get replaced because it's old
- never.


No matter, I'll use mine! : )


And just to make up, I'll help :-D

Susan


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Max

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Old September 1st, 2006, 07:41 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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On 1-Sep-2006, Max wrote:


He calls it "bumping uglies".

I suppose you think leaky old ****s are not ugly?

I'll bite - just how fugly are you??


What I find amazing is that he could even stay married with
an attitude like this.
This is just one of the reasons I think he's lying about this.
He sounds worse than pathological about both women & sex.


Enh, I'm kinda torn. On the one hand, if he's being truthful about the
whole "I don't have the teenager attitude towards sex" it's hard to
understand - women LIKE sex - so she's getting it *somewhere* - on the
other hand, would *YOU* want to **** him?????

I rest my case.


It would certainly explain all the hostility towards women who aren't
submissive.

Susan
  #370  
Old September 1st, 2006, 07:56 PM posted to alt.food.fast-food,alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.travel.asia,soc.culture.israel,soc.culture.jewish
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In article D8%Jg.41$%k5.22@trnddc08, wrote:

On 1-Sep-2006, Max wrote:

In article ozYJg.26$xh4.22@trnddc04, wrote:

On 1-Sep-2006, Max wrote:

In article sYQJg.9784$p23.9614@trnddc04,
wrote:

On 31-Aug-2006, Max wrote:

In article Do9Hg.20504$Te.2412@trnddc07,
wrote:

On 23-Aug-2006, "M. Bakunin" wrote:

gosh you're ugly (not just the stereotyped jewish look with
the
nose,
unshaved, etc...),

Thanks for exposing yourself.

Ewwwww! Don't tell me you actually *looked*??!!

No, I just read his post.
I didn't mean "physically".
(Sorry to take the fun out of it)

Well, you *DID* - I actually had the dry heaves because of that mental
picture!!

Now you have to make it up to me . . . get me the car battery, the
industrial-grade sandblaster and the nipple clamps.

No, you don't get to use them on him, *I* do - cause you grossed me
out, *I* get all the fun! : )


Hmmm, I'm afraid to take the battery out of my care - it's 30
years old (the car, not the battery), and I may break something....

Susan


So you're telling me that hooking up Ben-Cream-His-Panties isn't worth
the cost of a mere battery? Where's your generous spirit???


A battery, sure.
Something on my car that I might not be ble to get replaced because it's old
- never.


Okay, okay.

Hey! How about we use his?

Do you REALLY care if we **** up his POS? It's not like he's gonna be
able to use it when we're done with him, you know?


No matter, I'll use mine! : )


And just to make up, I'll help :-D


Great! Then get your butt over here and crank up the voltage!

Mmmmm . . . do you smell smoke? I just l-o-o-o-v-e BBQ! : )

But I bet it tastes like ****.

Susan


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