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  #21  
Old October 9th, 2007, 10:56 AM posted to rec.travel.australia+nz
kangaroo16
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On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:36:12 +1000, Alan S
wrote in :

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:17:24 -0500, Janet Wilder
wrote:

I sincerely hope that the rest of Australia doesn't have a negative
attitude toward Texans. I'm planning on enriching Australia with my
Texas-tourist dollars in less than two weeks and would have preferred
not to be insulted before I even got there.


He's a verbose transplanted yank according to his posts.


True, but do you disbelieve them? If so, why?

So any negative attitudes came with him. Come on out Janet, and
have a wonderful time:-)


Of course, and I didn't imply otherwise.

Cheers,
Kangaroo16


Cheers, Alan, Australia

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Old October 9th, 2007, 11:03 AM posted to rec.travel.australia+nz
kangaroo16
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On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:17:40 +1000, "David Bennetts"
wrote in
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"Janet Wilder" wrote in message
.. .
kangaroo16 wrote:



I sincerely hope that the rest of Australia doesn't have a negative
attitude toward Texans. I'm planning on enriching Australia with my
Texas-tourist dollars in less than two weeks and would have preferred not
to be insulted before I even got there.


--
Janet Wilder
Bad spelling. Bad punctuation
Good Friends. Good Life


Janet


Do you really feel "insulted" by me, Janet? :-)

I don't think you'll find individual attitudes expressed on usenet are
typical of the population at large in any country.


Very true!

If the press I read is correct, there's one Texan who is not only unpopular
in this country, but is most unpopular at home as well.


He was elected, no? Not by direct popular vote, of course.
Electoral College, and all that.

Taking politics out of the equation, I believe you'll find the vast majority
of Australians themselves most welcoming toward American visitors, just as I
have found the vast majority of Americans themselves welcome Australians to
their country.


Would consider this as true.

Enjoy your visit.


Of course!

Regards

David Bennetts
Australia


Cheers,
Kangaroo16

















  #23  
Old October 9th, 2007, 12:03 PM posted to rec.travel.australia+nz
kangaroo16
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On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 07:33:38 +1000, "Mel" wrote in
:

I sincerely hope that the rest of Australia doesn't have a negative
attitude toward Texans. I'm planning on enriching Australia with my
Texas-tourist dollars in less than two weeks and would have preferred not
to be insulted before I even got there.


Janet,

Kangaroo purports to be from the States


"Purports"? I could prove it to you, but see absolutely no
reason for doing so.

but has resided in Australia for
some years.


Probably longer than you have.

Please don't judge the rest of us by his/her standard.


"his/her"? ...I assure you that I am a "him". If you don't
believe me, then you don't have to read my posts.

Frankly I think 'roo has an overinflated view of his/her opinions to the
extent that they are inflicted on others whether warranted or relevant. Or
else we have a troll on our hands.


Whatever you want to think....


Kill-file the imported wildlife in r.t.a-nz and enjoy your trip to
Australia.
Mel

Cheers,
Kangaroo16
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Old October 9th, 2007, 07:48 PM posted to rec.travel.australia+nz
Dick Adams[_2_]
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Is there an exemption for an American gigolo held
captive by Australian women?


No.


My identical twin brother has been in OZ for three
years now on a 3 month visa. These women who take
turns using him are refusing to pay him other than
room and board and have told him he'll go to gaol
if he escapes. He wants me to come to Tailem Bend
to take his place so he can leave on my passport.

What would you do?
  #27  
Old October 10th, 2007, 04:06 AM posted to rec.travel.australia+nz
kangaroo16
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On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 18:48:54 +0000 (UTC), (Dick
Adams) wrote in :

Is there an exemption for an American gigolo held
captive by Australian women?


No.


My identical twin brother has been in OZ for three
years now on a 3 month visa. These women who take
turns using him are refusing to pay him other than
room and board and have told him he'll go to gaol
if he escapes. He wants me to come to Tailem Bend
to take his place so he can leave on my passport.

What would you do?


Well, as I have been happily married for decades, I wouldn't
be a good gigolo. Nor would I want to be in Australia illegally.
Having reached a ripe old age without ever being confined in a
cell, I wouldn't want this particular new experience, although I
usually value new experiences. :-)

In passing, I don't have an identical twin, and I expect that
some members of this group might be thinking "Thank God for
small favours!"

Although, of course, "identical twins" aren't actually
"identical" even at birth. They become a lot less
"identical" as they mature.

Before anyone asks, I'm not willing to provide my
professional qualifications. This kangaroo knows
enough to jump towards internet security.:-)

I suppose that you and some readers have heard the joke
about the Chinese Wong family. The wife gave birth to
a Caucasian child. As Mr. Wong screamed to his wife
"Two Wongs don't make a white!" :-)

Cheers,
Kangaroo16



Cheers,
Kangaroo16
  #28  
Old October 10th, 2007, 05:05 AM posted to rec.travel.australia+nz
Dick Adams[_2_]
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kangaroo16 wrote:
(Dick Adams) wrote:


Is there an exemption for an American gigolo held
captive by Australian women?


No.


My identical twin brother has been in OZ for three
years now on a 3 month visa. These women who take
turns using him are refusing to pay him other than
room and board and have told him he'll go to gaol
if he escapes. He wants me to come to Tailem Bend
to take his place so he can leave on my passport.

What would you do?


Well, as I have been happily married for decades, I wouldn't
be a good gigolo. Nor would I want to be in Australia illegally.
Having reached a ripe old age without ever being confined in a
cell, I wouldn't want this particular new experience, although I
usually value new experiences. :-)

In passing, I don't have an identical twin, and I expect that
some members of this group might be thinking "Thank God for
small favours!"

Although, of course, "identical twins" aren't actually
"identical" even at birth. They become a lot less
"identical" as they mature. ...


We are identical to this day. The only difference is he is
right handed and I am left-handed. He has more sexual
experience, not counting his three years of capitivy. He
is a better business man than I ever dreamt of being. He
told me that the economic theory of prostitution is that
services are worth more before that after. He made a bad
mistake at Tailem Bend. He took care of four women in a
24 hour period expecting to collecting after the fact. He
says he was giving a freebie to twin sisters only to find
his expection of doing married women in Adelaide was being
terminated by the vizens of Tailem Bend.

Dick
 




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