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Reward for Illegal immigrants
Report all illegal immigrants, workers & backpackers in Australia:
1800-009-623 or +61-2-6264-1111 Toll free, 24 hours a day. $4000AUD award. |
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Reward for Illegal immigrants
On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 19:04:25 -0700, Noodle wrote
in .com : Report all illegal immigrants, workers & backpackers in Australia: 1800-009-623 or +61-2-6264-1111 Had a quick look at Google with the search term "1800-000-623" reward and couldn't find any Gov't source that promised a reward. However, on Googling just phone number in quotes, one interesting site mentioned penalties for those who violated the law: Australian Immigration Fact Sheet 87 http://www.immi.gov.au/media/fact-sheets/87illegal.htm The penalties mentioned are pretty heavy, involving fines, gaol, deportation, etc. The 10 page PDF download gives more detailed info, case studies, etc. but still no mention of rewards that I could see. The new penalties came into effect 17 August 2007 and IMHO, the longer one is worth reading. Cheers, |
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"Noodle" wrote in message oups.com... Report all illegal immigrants, workers & backpackers in Australia: 1800-009-623 or +61-2-6264-1111 Toll free, 24 hours a day. $4000AUD award. $4000???? In your dreams, halfwit. You win the Kevin Andrews dingbat trophy. Report all noodles to: http://www.eatability.com.au/au/sydn...noodle_bar.htm |
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"Noodle" wrote in message oups.com... Report all illegal immigrants, workers & backpackers in Australia: 1800-009-623 or +61-2-6264-1111 Toll free, 24 hours a day. $4000AUD award. The $4,000 is only for the highest category, which is black Africans. It drops to $500 for Asian prostitutes, and right down to as little as $100 for Kiwis. |
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Peter Webb wrote:
"Noodle" wrote: Report all illegal immigrants, workers & backpackers in Australia: 1800-009-623 or +61-2-6264-1111 Toll free, 24 hours a day. $4000AUD award. The $4,000 is only for the highest category, which is black Africans. It drops to $500 for Asian prostitutes, and right down to as little as $100 for Kiwis. How much for turning in American overstayers? Dick |
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"Peter Webb" wrote in message ... "Noodle" wrote in message oups.com... Report all illegal immigrants, workers & backpackers in Australia: 1800-009-623 or +61-2-6264-1111 Toll free, 24 hours a day. $4000AUD award. The $4,000 is only for the highest category, which is black Africans. It drops to $500 for Asian prostitutes, and right down to as little as $100 for Kiwis. How much for Tasmanians? |
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Reward for Illegal immigrants
On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 16:45:00 +1000, "Kerry"
wrote in : "Peter Webb" wrote in message u... "Noodle" wrote in message oups.com... Report all illegal immigrants, workers & backpackers in Australia: 1800-009-623 or +61-2-6264-1111 Toll free, 24 hours a day. $4000AUD award. The $4,000 is only for the highest category, which is black Africans. It drops to $500 for Asian prostitutes, and right down to as little as $100 for Kiwis. How much for Tasmanians? Sorry, the residents of that rather cold little "Apple Isle" qualify as citizens. I never met a resident of "Tassie" that I didn't like. Of course, it can be hard to identify them, but I must have met one somewhere, sometime. :-) We probably couldn't even keep "Cath" from Texas out. The "Cath" who posts from: . However, if her behavior is typical "Texan" behavior, perhaps we should take a closer look at immigrant applications from Texas. No doubt you have heard the story about the big Texan visiting Australia who unexpectedly died in Australia. Way to big for a standard coffin, and even a piano crate wasn't big enough. The undertaker was desperate, contacted a colleague in the USA. Was advised to let out the bull**** during the embalming process. He did this, and found that even a coffin now looked to large. So he ended up burying the Texan in a cigar box. :-) Cheers, Kangaroo16 |
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Reward for Illegal immigrants
How much for turning in American overstayers?
$4,000 AUD. Call 1800-009-623 or +61-2-6264-1111 |
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kangaroo16 wrote:
We probably couldn't even keep "Cath" from Texas out. The "Cath" who posts from: . However, if her behavior is typical "Texan" behavior, perhaps we should take a closer look at immigrant applications from Texas. No doubt you have heard the story about the big Texan visiting Australia who unexpectedly died in Australia. Way to big for a standard coffin, and even a piano crate wasn't big enough. The undertaker was desperate, contacted a colleague in the USA. Was advised to let out the bull**** during the embalming process. He did this, and found that even a coffin now looked to large. So he ended up burying the Texan in a cigar box. :-) I sincerely hope that the rest of Australia doesn't have a negative attitude toward Texans. I'm planning on enriching Australia with my Texas-tourist dollars in less than two weeks and would have preferred not to be insulted before I even got there. -- Janet Wilder Bad spelling. Bad punctuation Good Friends. Good Life |
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Reward for Illegal immigrants
How much for turning in American overstayers?
$4,000 AUD. Is there an exemption for an American gigolo held captive by Australian women? Dick |
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