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Singapore to get Bunjee !
"The Man" wrote in message
Yes folks, the wonderfull Communist state of Singapore has agreed to let its poor tightly controlled populace the pleasure of having a 'reverse' Bunjee. This thrilling announcement was made by the Communist Commisar of Singapore, Goh Chock Tong recently, though the announcement was closely watched by several muslim women who thought it might all be too exciting. Further freedoms are to be allowed soon, he reported, A 'Crazy Golf' course, A 'Petaque court' and several marbles pitches are in the planning, though a proposed Tunnel Of Love was banned my the contolling Muslim Clerics. "We cant allow the people of Singapore to enjoy themselves too much" Tong was reported to have said. "Good Grief they'll want us to unban Cosmopolitan and Playboy next and that could never be allowed" (both are currently banned in Singapore, Work THAT out) However he did reveal that plans for the "Bouncing Spitoon" are in development. Disgusting chinese use spitoons, (or anything) when they hawk up great globs of phlegm. The plans are for a giant spring to be inserted into the base of the spittoon, and at irregular intervals, anyone spitting into it will result in the spittoon leaping into the air and covering the culprit in a week or so's decaying Phlegm. "That's enough excitement for any Singaporean" Tong announced. In conclusion, if you want a decent Holiday, DONT go to Singapore. - In the beginning there was nothing........which exploded Actually there are times when I envy you. You personify the phrase 'ignorance is bliss'. You must be in a permanent state of bliss. |
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Singapore to get Bunjee !
"The Man" wrote in message
On Mon, 15 Sep 2003 21:01:47 +0800, "JMS" wrote: - In the beginning there was nothing........which exploded Actually there are times when I envy you. You personify the phrase 'ignorance is bliss'. You must be in a permanent state of bliss. You cant even get that right can you, stooge ? Ignorant Singapore Stooge Well it certainly looks as though you have just confirmed the point I made. You must be so happy being in that state of bliss. - In the beginning there was nothing........which exploded |
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Singapore to get Bunjee !
"The Man" wrote in message ... On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 18:25:08 +0800, "JMS" wrote: "The Man" wrote in message On Mon, 15 Sep 2003 21:01:47 +0800, "JMS" wrote: - In the beginning there was nothing........which exploded Actually there are times when I envy you. You personify the phrase 'ignorance is bliss'. You must be in a permanent state of bliss. You cant even get that right can you, stooge ? Ignorant Singapore Stooge Well it certainly looks as though you have just confirmed the point I made. You must be so happy being in that state of bliss. Far happier than being in the State of Singapore - In the beginning there was nothing........which exploded Not as happy as us that you're not here |
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Singapore to get Bunjee !
"The Man" wrote in message ... On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 17:54:01 +0800, "JMS" wrote: - In the beginning there was nothing........which exploded Not as happy as us that you're not here BZZZZZZZZT you lose OK then you had the last word |
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Singapore to get Bunjee !
"The Man" wrote in message ... On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 20:57:04 +0800, "JMS" wrote: "The Man" wrote in message .. . On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 17:54:01 +0800, "JMS" wrote: - In the beginning there was nothing........which exploded Not as happy as us that you're not here BZZZZZZZZT you lose OK then you had the last word But as as Singaporean you would have had nothing of any importance to say anyway. - In the beginning there was nothing........which exploded Ping |
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