wearing g-string to airport

a friend of mine told me she was strip searched when she tried to catch
a recent flight at a US airport, as a result, she missed her flight and
had to catch the next availalbe.....not the next flight as the next
flight was FULL....

I told her next time she goes to the airport just wear just a g-string
when she goes through security and she should be fine.

If I can I either borrow a friend's (plane), rent a Cessna, or drive.

"JA MORAN" wrote in message
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a friend of mine told me she was strip searched when she tried to catch a
recent flight at a US airport, as a result, she missed her flight and had
to catch the next availalbe.....not the next flight as the next flight was
FULL....

I suspect your friend was telling you a big whopper (or your level of
confabulation has risen well past the threshold induced by your regular
meds). Secondary search with some sort of follow up, maybe, but "strip
searched"? That would be a rarity even for theTSA,



I told her next time she goes to the airport just wear just a g-string
when she goes through security and she should be fine.

Depends on who is manning security....

If I can I either borrow a friend's (plane), rent a Cessna, or drive.

Well, if you know as much about flying a Cessna as you know about TWA, I
don't hold much hope for your successful arrival.

JA MORAN wrote in news:BtCdnS_s9PmUzrPeRVn-
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a friend of mine told me she was strip searched when she tried to catch
a recent flight at a US airport, as a result, she missed her flight and
had to catch the next availalbe.....not the next flight as the next
flight was FULL....

I told her next time she goes to the airport just wear just a g-string
when she goes through security and she should be fine.

If I can I either borrow a friend's (plane), rent a Cessna, or drive.


Many of us know that the Americans are a bunch of sex maniac and
pathological perverts. But TSA is perhaps the latest government sanctioned
pervert organisation. Ironically, Bush's new ploy is anti-obscenity, which
translates to dangerous diversion of security resources needed to fight the
war against terrorism - that is if terrorism is real.

I bet Bush would get turned on by watching his wife having sex with a group
of bin Laden's gang in a bathtube full of crude oil.

You can do anything you want to. As long as it's allowed by law. Test te
boundaries, give it a go.....




"JA MORAN" wrote in message
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a friend of mine told me she was strip searched when she tried to catch a
recent flight at a US airport, as a result, she missed her flight and had
to catch the next availalbe.....not the next flight as the next flight was
FULL....

I told her next time she goes to the airport just wear just a g-string
when she goes through security and she should be fine.

If I can I either borrow a friend's (plane), rent a Cessna, or drive.

JA MORAN wrote:

Ron, are you sure you didn't misspell others call you for short, MoRon?

a friend of mine told me she was strip searched when she tried to catch
a recent flight at a US airport, as a result, she missed her flight and
had to catch the next availalbe.....not the next flight as the next
flight was FULL....

I told her next time she goes to the airport just wear just a g-string
when she goes through security and she should be fine.

Why a costly G-string when a D-string or A-string would have
been less expensive and more revealing, assuming lady friend
of yours is a violinist.

I take back that remark! The advantage of the G-string is that
she could play Bach's Arioso or Air on the G-String, or
Paganini's Sonata for the G-string alone, or Paganini's
Variations on the G string from Rossini's "Mos=E8"

That should be as exciting as Charlotte Mormon playing the
Cello topless on all four strings.

-- Bob.