Report from the US, a nice but somewhat backward country.

"Mike O'Sullivan" wrote in message
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John Kulp wrote:
The Dutch should talk. I have never seen so many different types of
toilets as I have in The Netherlands. You think you're turning on the
light and the toilet flushes.

Their toilets are strange. When you take a crap, the turds sit on a sort
of shelf, so you can contemplate it for a couple of minutes before
flushing. (BTW, Flushing is in Holland too)

Ah, there's a whole bunch of Dutch **** in and around New York. Figures.
They actually HAVE flush toilets in the Netherlands? I thought
that they used chamber pots which they then emptied into the canals.