transporting a case of bottled beer

I want to bring back a 24 case of a regional bottled beer, but I don't know
how to do it. I've seen someone bring a case as their carry-on luggage, but
that was before 9/11. I can many security issues with carrying-on these
days:

1. they don't know what's in the bottles
2. that's a lot of glass (a broken glass bottle would be a deadly weapon)
3. in case I decided to chug all of beers, I would be a very unruly drunken
passenger

Any other suggestions? Check it in? Can I ship with UPS?

If you admit it's Beer, UPS has to check to see they can legally ship it to
the state you are shipping it to. Some you can, some you can't. If you say
it's ...Oh, I don't know....Olive Oil, then they will just ship it.

You can bring other bottles onboard as a carry on, bottles of wine, rum from
the islands, etc, 24 bottles of beet, one bottle of wine, both have enough
glass to do damage.



"Dean" wrote in message
...
I want to bring back a 24 case of a regional bottled beer, but I don't
know
how to do it. I've seen someone bring a case as their carry-on luggage,
but
that was before 9/11. I can many security issues with carrying-on these
days:

1. they don't know what's in the bottles
2. that's a lot of glass (a broken glass bottle would be a deadly weapon)
3. in case I decided to chug all of beers, I would be a very unruly
drunken
passenger

Any other suggestions? Check it in? Can I ship with UPS?

Dean wrote:

I want to bring back a 24 case of a regional bottled beer, but I don't know
how to do it. I've seen someone bring a case as their carry-on luggage, but
that was before 9/11. I can many security issues with carrying-on these
days:

1. they don't know what's in the bottles
2. that's a lot of glass (a broken glass bottle would be a deadly weapon)
3. in case I decided to chug all of beers, I would be a very unruly drunken
passenger

Any other suggestions? Check it in? Can I ship with UPS?


Will it fit under the seat in front of you?

Cisco troll/netkook Michael Voight mtravelkay trolled:

Dean wrote:

I want to bring back a 24 case of a regional bottled beer, but I don't know
how to do it. I've seen someone bring a case as their carry-on luggage, but
that was before 9/11. I can many security issues with carrying-on these
days:

1. they don't know what's in the bottles
2. that's a lot of glass (a broken glass bottle would be a deadly weapon)
3. in case I decided to chug all of beers, I would be a very unruly drunken
passenger

Any other suggestions? Check it in? Can I ship with UPS?


Will it fit under the seat in front of you?

What do you ****ing care??? You're supposed to be working, so stop harassing
the posters and GET TO WORK!!!

IP address: 171.71.79.114
Host name: mvoight-w2k02.cisco.com

About Rogue Cisco Employee Michael "mrtravelkay" Voight,
a.k.a. the "mrtravel" Netkook Troll/Usenet Flooder

***WARNING: THIS IDIOT HAS BEEN CAUGHT FORGING PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES ON USENET
AND CANCELLING THEIR POSTS.***

"mrtavelkay" is the latest usenet handle of a brainless troll whose real name is
Michael Voight, email .

He is better known by his previous stupid handle, "mrtravel".

The idiot works for Cisco in San Jose and apparently they don't
keep him busy enough so he has to troll usenet when he isn't
looking for foreign brides to marry in exchange for money
in alt.visa.us.marriage-based and alt.personals.big-folks, or trying
to pick up minors in alt.personals.teens or any of the number of creepy
newsgroups he frequents. Some of his other trolling aliases are Network
Guy, , sleepydoc , jlhunt
, and Lost 5 of 8 , mrt ,
news.sf.sbcglobal.net , not-nomen
, David Tanner
, Jeff Davies , BobTheBuilder
.

All intelligent members of the usenet community have killfiled him, so he takes
great pains to get past their killfiles by rubbing his only two cerebral neurons
together and coming up with gems like: mrtrav , mrtrav3
, mrraveltay , and mrtravelkay
, and mtravelkay and ""a.a\"@a,a,a.
The lastest product of his brain diarrhea is Bill Clarkj
.

He seems to like to hang out in alt.sex.preteen. Hmmm....

His phone numbers are 831-295-3628 and 831-252-2606.

He's got a daughter in Orange County that one of his ex-wives had the
intelligence to take away from him. Lord only knows what could have
happened to her if she had continued to live with the kook. The other kids
he has belong to his previous Russian sleazy brides, and since they come
and go so do the kids. It wouldn't hurt to let Cisco know what kind of
deviant sexual pervert maniac they have working for them, so....

For starters, forward his idiotic posts to .

He works in technical support, so forward them to .

He often posts through sbcglobal and prodigy, so forward them to
and as well.

You can also call them at 1 800 553 2447 and ask to speak with a supervisor
and explain that you are EXTREMELY unhappy that this idiot spends his whole
day at work playing on the internet on company time. THEY WILL NOT LIKE
THAT.

Then write to corporate headquarters explaining what this idiot is doing
and telling them HOW BAD IT IS FOR THEIR COMPANY IMAGE. They will LOVE
that you brought this to their attention:

Cisco Systems, Inc.
170 West Tasman Dr.
San Jose, CA 95134
USA

Then also call them. You should always follow up email or letters with
phone calls. Always ask for supervisors or managers. Try to get as far up
as possible.

(408)526-4000
(800)553-NETS or
(800)553-6387

Contact Investor Relations and tell them you are interested in investing in
their company but won't do so until they get rid of this asshole who is
wasting company resources:

Cisco Systems, Inc.
Investor Relations Department
170 West Tasman Drive
San Jose, CA 95134-1706
Phone: (408) 526-8890
Fax: (408) 526-4545
Email:

Might as well contact customer service too, they LOVE to hear about this
type of stuff:

USA 1 800 553 6387




Then finally, send letters with copies of his nasty posts addressed
personally to each one of the OFFICERS of the company using the
headquarters address. Believe me, they READ your complaints and are VERY
INTERESTED in them, especially if it's about one of their employees. They
will take a PERSONAL interest in rooting this ASSHOLE out of their company:

John Morgridge, Chairman
John Chambers, President, CEO
Donald Valentine, Vice Chairman
Larry Carter, CFO, Sr. VP-Fin. and Admin., Sec., Director
Richard Justice, Sr. VP, Worldwide Field Operations

Have fun!

In article ,
"Dean" wrote:

I want to bring back a 24 case of a regional bottled beer, but I don't know
how to do it. I've seen someone bring a case as their carry-on luggage, but
that was before 9/11. I can many security issues with carrying-on these
days:

1. they don't know what's in the bottles
2. that's a lot of glass (a broken glass bottle would be a deadly weapon)
3. in case I decided to chug all of beers, I would be a very unruly drunken
passenger

Any other suggestions? Check it in? Can I ship with UPS?



Bring back to where? Each state and country has regulations regarding
importing alcoholic beveridges. Check with your airline.

1. they don't know what's in the bottles 2. that's a lot of glass (a
broken glass bottle would be a deadly weapon) 3. in case I decided to chug
all of beers, I would be a very unruly drunken passenger

As far as knowing what's in the bottle, they don't seem to care too much,
really. As far as glass goes, if you can bring one bottle, then you may as
well bring 24. As far as alcohol goes, if you can bring one bottle of
whisky, then you may as well bring 24 bottles of beer.

I was on a tranatlantic flight once where the person next to me brought on a
case of Leffe Blonde. The staff helped find a place for it. The most I've
taken myself are two six packs of New Belgium Tripel (most recently, two
weeks ago DEN-MSN)--but I could have fit 4 six-packs into my
overhead-fitting carry-on without much trouble, if packed the right way.

I just took two bottles of wine on a plane without any problems or
questions. I would
think that a wine bottle would make a better weapon than a beer bottle. I
checked with
the TSA and they said that it was ok, that there was a limit on the amount
of alcohol
you could bring, but that it was allowed.

Jim

PS: you are not allowed to drink the alcohol you bring on the plane.

"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
...
Cisco troll/netkook Michael Voight mtravelkay trolled:

Dean wrote:

I want to bring back a 24 case of a regional bottled beer, but I don't
know
how to do it. I've seen someone bring a case as their carry-on luggage,
but
that was before 9/11. I can many security issues with carrying-on these
days:

1. they don't know what's in the bottles
2. that's a lot of glass (a broken glass bottle would be a deadly
weapon)
3. in case I decided to chug all of beers, I would be a very unruly
drunken
passenger

Any other suggestions? Check it in? Can I ship with UPS?


Will it fit under the seat in front of you?

What do you ****ing care??? You're supposed to be working, so stop
harassing
the posters and GET TO WORK!!!

IP address: 171.71.79.114
Host name: mvoight-w2k02.cisco.com

About Rogue Cisco Employee Michael "mrtravelkay" Voight,
a.k.a. the "mrtravel" Netkook Troll/Usenet Flooder

***WARNING: THIS IDIOT HAS BEEN CAUGHT FORGING PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES ON
USENET
AND CANCELLING THEIR POSTS.***

"mrtavelkay" is the latest usenet handle of a brainless troll whose real
name is
Michael Voight, email .

He is better known by his previous stupid handle, "mrtravel".

The idiot works for Cisco in San Jose and apparently they don't
keep him busy enough so he has to troll usenet when he isn't
looking for foreign brides to marry in exchange for money
in alt.visa.us.marriage-based and alt.personals.big-folks, or trying
to pick up minors in alt.personals.teens or any of the number of creepy
newsgroups he frequents. Some of his other trolling aliases are Network
Guy, , sleepydoc ,
jlhunt
, and Lost 5 of 8 , mrt
,
news.sf.sbcglobal.net , not-nomen
, David Tanner
, Jeff Davies , BobTheBuilder
.

All intelligent members of the usenet community have killfiled him, so he
takes
great pains to get past their killfiles by rubbing his only two cerebral
neurons
together and coming up with gems like: mrtrav ,
mrtrav3
, mrraveltay , and mrtravelkay
, and mtravelkay and ""a.a\"@a,a,a.
The lastest product of his brain diarrhea is Bill Clarkj
.

He seems to like to hang out in alt.sex.preteen. Hmmm....

His phone numbers are 831-295-3628 and 831-252-2606.

He's got a daughter in Orange County that one of his ex-wives had the
intelligence to take away from him. Lord only knows what could have
happened to her if she had continued to live with the kook. The other
kids
he has belong to his previous Russian sleazy brides, and since they come
and go so do the kids. It wouldn't hurt to let Cisco know what kind of
deviant sexual pervert maniac they have working for them, so....

For starters, forward his idiotic posts to .

He works in technical support, so forward them to .

He often posts through sbcglobal and prodigy, so forward them to
and as well.

You can also call them at 1 800 553 2447 and ask to speak with a
supervisor
and explain that you are EXTREMELY unhappy that this idiot spends his
whole
day at work playing on the internet on company time. THEY WILL NOT LIKE
THAT.

Then write to corporate headquarters explaining what this idiot is doing
and telling them HOW BAD IT IS FOR THEIR COMPANY IMAGE. They will LOVE
that you brought this to their attention:

Cisco Systems, Inc.
170 West Tasman Dr.
San Jose, CA 95134
USA

Then also call them. You should always follow up email or letters with
phone calls. Always ask for supervisors or managers. Try to get as far
up
as possible.

(408)526-4000
(800)553-NETS or
(800)553-6387

Contact Investor Relations and tell them you are interested in investing
in
their company but won't do so until they get rid of this asshole who is
wasting company resources:

Cisco Systems, Inc.
Investor Relations Department
170 West Tasman Drive
San Jose, CA 95134-1706
Phone: (408) 526-8890
Fax: (408) 526-4545
Email:

Might as well contact customer service too, they LOVE to hear about this
type of stuff:

USA 1 800 553 6387




Then finally, send letters with copies of his nasty posts addressed
personally to each one of the OFFICERS of the company using the
headquarters address. Believe me, they READ your complaints and are VERY
INTERESTED in them, especially if it's about one of their employees. They
will take a PERSONAL interest in rooting this ASSHOLE out of their
company:

John Morgridge, Chairman
John Chambers, President, CEO
Donald Valentine, Vice Chairman
Larry Carter, CFO, Sr. VP-Fin. and Admin., Sec., Director
Richard Justice, Sr. VP, Worldwide Field Operations

Have fun!