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Old June 4th, 2004, 03:46 AM
Xomicron
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Mike from Ottawa wrote in
:

On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 00:10:46 GMT, Xomicron wrote:

Why do Canadians continue to be sheep being led around by the nose by a
tyrannical government who is attempting to take away all guns, who has
the authority by national health care to literally decide who lives and
dies?


Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [x]Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [x] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Homeopath
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Xenophobe
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

I took exception to your recent:

[ ] Email [x] Post to rec.travel.usa-canada
(newsgroup)

It was (check all that apply):

[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [x] Idiotic [x] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [x] Ignorant
[ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be
capable.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting
[x] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[x] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable.
Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making
it hard to read.
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[x] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[x] You are a loser.
[x] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.

It is recommended that you:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[x] Go away
[x] Grow up
[x] Never post again
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Have your medication adjusted
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] consume excrement
[x] consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[x] Some of the above, not including all of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this
form.


---
Mike from Ottawa


Lame noted.
  #12  
Old June 4th, 2004, 04:49 AM
devil
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On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 00:50:09 +0000, Xomicron wrote:

devil wrote in
news
On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 00:10:46 +0000, Xomicron wrote:

Why do Canadians continue to be sheep being led around by the nose by a
tyrannical government who is attempting to take away all guns, who has
the authority by national health care to literally decide who lives and
dies?


They are damn right on guns.

On health care, you are somewhat confused. Health is a prerogative of
the provinces. And yes, we damn want our single payer health insurance
program to stay. It works and it's cost-effective.


The way Canada affords it is by making people wait so long that most die
before seeing a doctor.


You read too much right wing propaganda crap. Reality is not like that.


  #13  
Old June 4th, 2004, 05:11 AM
JasonJ
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"devil" wrote in message
news
On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 00:50:09 +0000, Xomicron wrote:

devil wrote in
news
On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 00:10:46 +0000, Xomicron wrote:

Why do Canadians continue to be sheep being led around by the nose by

a
tyrannical government who is attempting to take away all guns, who has
the authority by national health care to literally decide who lives

and
dies?

They are damn right on guns.

On health care, you are somewhat confused. Health is a prerogative of
the provinces. And yes, we damn want our single payer health insurance
program to stay. It works and it's cost-effective.


The way Canada affords it is by making people wait so long that most die
before seeing a doctor.


You read too much right wing propaganda crap. Reality is not like that.

Reality is having a gall bladder problem and when the tests are all in there
is no problem. Lucky for me the ultra sound tech said that I have gall
stones(she wasn't supposed to say anything concerning a patients well
being). Otherwise I would have been in crippling pain for the rest of my
life. It boggles my mind how the pathologist can read the report that says
I have gallstones and then on the report that goes to family doc it says
that I have no health problems at all.


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Old June 4th, 2004, 05:28 AM
Ken Pisichko
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danny wrote:

Hand guns have long been
highly restricted in Canada and this is good.
But the registry of long guns is a
real crock.


Actually BOTH are real crocks. While handguns have been registered in canada for
about 70 years there is NO evidence whatsoever that this registration has
prevented crimes with handguns. Former Deputy PM, Herb Grey attested to THAT fact
in the House of Commons.

We should have plenty of training in Canada for licensed firearms users, AND
especially in the type of firearms they want to use/operate.

After I completed my restricted weapons PAL (ie for handguns etc) I looked at the
old requirements for my firearms Boy Scouts of canada merit badge. I could not
pass the requirements for that badge by taking the PAL restricted course. I knew
(and did) more in the 1960s for that Boy Scouts badge than was on the current
PAL exam. The Canadian badge that is now no longer awarded had the same
requirements as the current Boy Scouts of America badge.

The PAL exam is trivial, as is the police "investigation" of the PAL applicant.

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Old June 4th, 2004, 05:33 AM
Ken Pisichko
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Bogart wrote:

Obviously your parents don't know you are playing with your computer

Is this Pisichko's white flag waving maneuver?


See Mike from Ottawa and his comment. It applies to you except that you should fill the bathtub full of H2O before you jump into it with
your plugged-in monitor. That way your parents can get some release from you.

  #16  
Old June 4th, 2004, 06:11 AM
Ken Pisichko
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Bogart wrote:

On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 23:33:41 -0500, Ken Pisichko wrote:

Bogart wrote:

Obviously your parents don't know you are playing with your computer
Is this Pisichko's white flag waving maneuver?


See Mike from Ottawa and his comment.

What the matter Pisichko? Can't you respond for yourself?


Sure, but Mike did it so much better than me. Thank you, Mike, for safing me a LOT of time on the continuance of a dialogue with the
unfortunate Bogart. This one took the wrong alias as there is no comparing him with the original Bogart.

It applies to you except that you should fill the bathtub full of H2O before
you jump into it with your plugged-in monitor. That way your parents can
get some release from you.

I already told you, Numbnutz, both my parents are DECEASED.


I was hoping that they could see some release from the other world they are in, however it appears they will never be released from your
pitiful approach to anyone who does not totally concur with you.

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Old June 4th, 2004, 08:47 AM
Ack
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Bogart wrote:

On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 00:11:11 -0500, Ken Pisichko wrote:


Keep in mind when reading Bogfart's demented ramblings that she's
actually half Canadian herself. She's the illegitimate spawn of a
Canadian woman and a drunken Finnish man who worked briefly as a toilet
cleaner in Canada.
Ain't that right Sable.
  #18  
Old June 4th, 2004, 09:27 AM
nick
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"Bogart" wrote in message

What's the matter Pisichko? I've done nothing to you except throw all
your outrageous lies and slanderous comments back in your face.


This from you?

Remember your sig line full of outrageous lies and slanderous comments?



  #19  
Old June 4th, 2004, 11:05 AM
Alan Harrison
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Since this has been crossposted to rec.travel.europe, night I ask just where
in that continent I might find Canada?

Alan Harrison


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Old June 4th, 2004, 11:15 AM
America the beautiful
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Alan Harrison wrote:

Since this has been crossposted to rec.travel.europe, night I ask just where
in that continent I might find Canada?


Canada moved to Europe. Didn't you know?

Alan Harrison



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