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Masturbation and the Mile High Club
"David E. Powell" wrote in message ... MHC-WTP: Mile High Club - What's the Point? It passes the time better than a DVD player. |
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Masturbation and the Mile High Club
"Markku Grönroos" wrote in message news perhaps you american homos keep this crossposted filth away from rte C'mon Markku - We all know that you do it too when you have no farm animals handy. |
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Masturbation and the Mile High Club
"Markku Grönroos" wrote in message news perhaps you american homos keep this crossposted filth away from rte **** you, faggot. "BaJoRi" kirjoitti s.com... "Bonnie FA" wrote in message ... "Jim Davis" wrote in message ... "Robert Cohen" wrote in message ... On Feb 7, 8:52 pm, "Sharx35" wrote: "Carol Eskra" wrote in message ... I am retired from a major carrier. One day I met an international flight and I accompanied a very elderly woman thru customs. All of a sudden we hear a buzzing noise coming from her luggage, and this sweet old lady said "oh that's my vibrator going off." We all had a hard time keeping a straight face. Lol We ALL like orgasms, eh? They are an ageless pleasure. Dept of Airplane Transportation official potential lethal object release entitled: how good vibrations may inadvertantly saboutage an airplane's safety & security scenario: The ALLEGEDLY plotting mastubator bumps into civilian wrenching overly-stuffed bag into overhead, and when device falls, buzzing also occurs, and entire plane including COCKpit crew, can HARDly stop laughing during flight Which brings us to another question; Does Masturbation qualify a person for the Mile High Club? Yes. Technically it belongs to a subcategory: MHC-SWS. Mile High Club - Sex With Self. But the question is: if you're on a plane with 100 or 200 other people, why would you want to do it alone? Just grab someone of the appropriate gender (depending on your personal persuassion) and offer to initiate them into the club. Trust me, doing it with someone else is twice the fun (at least!). And so they ask the question: is masturbaton approved by the Bible? The Catholic Church and the Pope would say "no", but I beg to differ as the bible is very clear on this matter. Ecclesiasted 9:10 clearly states, "Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might." Amen, amen, amen. |
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Masturbation and the Mile High Club
On Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:31:38 -0800, "Bonnie FA"
wrote: "Jim Davis" wrote in message ... "Robert Cohen" wrote in message ... On Feb 7, 8:52 pm, "Sharx35" wrote: "Carol Eskra" wrote in message ... I am retired from a major carrier. One day I met an international flight and I accompanied a very elderly woman thru customs. All of a sudden we hear a buzzing noise coming from her luggage, and this sweet old lady said "oh that's my vibrator going off." We all had a hard time keeping a straight face. Lol We ALL like orgasms, eh? They are an ageless pleasure. Dept of Airplane Transportation official potential lethal object release entitled: how good vibrations may inadvertantly saboutage an airplane's safety & security scenario: The ALLEGEDLY plotting mastubator bumps into civilian wrenching overly-stuffed bag into overhead, and when device falls, buzzing also occurs, and entire plane including COCKpit crew, can HARDly stop laughing during flight Which brings us to another question; Does Masturbation qualify a person for the Mile High Club? Yes. Technically it belongs to a subcategory: MHC-SWS. Mile High Club - Sex With Self. But the question is: if you're on a plane with 100 or 200 other people, why would you want to do it alone? Just grab someone of the appropriate gender (depending on your personal persuassion) and offer to initiate them into the club. Trust me, doing it with someone else is twice the fun (at least!). Because of space limitations, the preferred position is with the female sitting on the sink. Which can present difficulties for those males who are vertically challenged. At least, this is what I've been told. |
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Masturbation and the Mile High Club
"Graz" wrote in message ... On Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:31:38 -0800, "Bonnie FA" wrote: "Jim Davis" wrote in message ... "Robert Cohen" wrote in message ... On Feb 7, 8:52 pm, "Sharx35" wrote: "Carol Eskra" wrote in message ... I am retired from a major carrier. One day I met an international flight and I accompanied a very elderly woman thru customs. All of a sudden we hear a buzzing noise coming from her luggage, and this sweet old lady said "oh that's my vibrator going off." We all had a hard time keeping a straight face. Lol We ALL like orgasms, eh? They are an ageless pleasure. Dept of Airplane Transportation official potential lethal object release entitled: how good vibrations may inadvertantly saboutage an airplane's safety & security scenario: The ALLEGEDLY plotting mastubator bumps into civilian wrenching overly-stuffed bag into overhead, and when device falls, buzzing also occurs, and entire plane including COCKpit crew, can HARDly stop laughing during flight Which brings us to another question; Does Masturbation qualify a person for the Mile High Club? Yes. Technically it belongs to a subcategory: MHC-SWS. Mile High Club - Sex With Self. But the question is: if you're on a plane with 100 or 200 other people, why would you want to do it alone? Just grab someone of the appropriate gender (depending on your personal persuassion) and offer to initiate them into the club. Trust me, doing it with someone else is twice the fun (at least!). Because of space limitations, the preferred position is with the female sitting on the sink. Which can present difficulties for those males who are vertically challenged. At least, this is what I've been told. I'll think of that, next time I use an airplane sink. Those "short and curlies"..... |
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Masturbation and the Mile High Club
"Sharx35" wrote in message news:bfokl.11126$PH1.1158@edtnps82... "Markku Grönroos" wrote in message news perhaps you american homos keep this crossposted filth away from rte **** you, faggot. FYI He deleted rec.travel.europe. You have to add it again before you tell him to **** off. |
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Masturbation and the Mile High Club
"Jim Davis" wrote in message m... "Sharx35" wrote in message news:bfokl.11126$PH1.1158@edtnps82... "Markku Grönroos" wrote in message news perhaps you american homos keep this crossposted filth away from rte **** you, faggot. FYI He deleted rec.travel.europe. You have to add it again before you tell him to **** off. Consider it done. **** YOU, faggot, Markku, you and your FINNISH Nazi lovers...yeah, your country that supported the Nazis in WWII. |
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Masturbation and the Mile High Club
Sharx35 wrote:
"Jim Davis" wrote in message m... "Sharx35" wrote in message news:bfokl.11126$PH1.1158@edtnps82... "Markku Grönroos" wrote in message news perhaps you american homos keep this crossposted filth away from rte **** you, faggot. FYI He deleted rec.travel.europe. You have to add it again before you tell him to **** off. Consider it done. **** YOU, faggot, Markku, you and your FINNISH Nazi lovers...yeah, your country that supported the Nazis in WWII. Who did they support in 1066? |
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Masturbation and the Mile High Club
Has anyone mentioned that there are songs by both Bow wow wow AND Adam
and the Ants called 'the mile high club'? |
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Masturbation and the Mile High Club
On Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:29:03 GMT, "Sharx35"
wrote: "Graz" wrote in message ... On Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:31:38 -0800, "Bonnie FA" wrote: "Jim Davis" wrote in message ... "Robert Cohen" wrote in message ... On Feb 7, 8:52 pm, "Sharx35" wrote: "Carol Eskra" wrote in message ... I am retired from a major carrier. One day I met an international flight and I accompanied a very elderly woman thru customs. All of a sudden we hear a buzzing noise coming from her luggage, and this sweet old lady said "oh that's my vibrator going off." We all had a hard time keeping a straight face. Lol We ALL like orgasms, eh? They are an ageless pleasure. Dept of Airplane Transportation official potential lethal object release entitled: how good vibrations may inadvertantly saboutage an airplane's safety & security scenario: The ALLEGEDLY plotting mastubator bumps into civilian wrenching overly-stuffed bag into overhead, and when device falls, buzzing also occurs, and entire plane including COCKpit crew, can HARDly stop laughing during flight Which brings us to another question; Does Masturbation qualify a person for the Mile High Club? Yes. Technically it belongs to a subcategory: MHC-SWS. Mile High Club - Sex With Self. But the question is: if you're on a plane with 100 or 200 other people, why would you want to do it alone? Just grab someone of the appropriate gender (depending on your personal persuassion) and offer to initiate them into the club. Trust me, doing it with someone else is twice the fun (at least!). Because of space limitations, the preferred position is with the female sitting on the sink. Which can present difficulties for those males who are vertically challenged. At least, this is what I've been told. I'll think of that, next time I use an airplane sink. Those "short and curlies"..... It's why they ask you to wipe the sink after use. |
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