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Airline crotch check
How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers
have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. The girl stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay. You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer. |
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Airline crotch check
You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big
bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer. I imagine they do. |
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Airline crotch check
"dean" wrote in message . .. How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. The girl stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay. You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer. I'd have thought that your Mommy and Daddy would have checked your seat belt already. |
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Airline crotch check
dean wrote: How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. The girl stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay. You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer. Yeah, I bet the laughter nearly kills them. |
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Airline crotch check
dean wrote: How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. The girl stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay. You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer. Context Lev 18:21-24, Lev 20:2-5,13 The rituals performed in Ugaritic worship involved a great deal of alcohol and sexual promiscuity. Worship at Ugarit was essentially a drunken orgy in which priests and worshippers indulged in excessive drinking and excessive sexuality. This because the worshippers were attempting to convince Baal to send rain on their crops. Since rain and semen were seen in the ancient world as the same thing (as both produced fruit), it simply makes sense that participants in fertility religion behaved this way. http://www.theology.edu/ugarbib.htm ------ Baal; Melek (D. V. Moloch, A.V. Molech) In several shrines long trains of priests, distributed into several classes and clad in special attire performed the sacred function; ... the immoral practices indulged in at several shrines in honour of the Baal as male of reproduction, and of his mate Asherah (D.V. Astarthe, A. V. Ashtaroth). http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/02175a.htm ---- "The same applies to the concept of an 'exclusively homosexually orientated person.' This was a discovery of only 150 years ago. Go to the Bible and it simply is not there. Often, people speak of the clear Biblical teaching about how to deal pastorally with homosexual people, but that is a real howler. The Bible knows nothing of the existence of homosexual people. No doubt there were such people in the ancient world and others would have had the experience of engaging with them, but they were blind to their existence as 'homosexually orientated people' because they did not yet have the concept of 'exclusive homosexual orientation' with which to order their raw experiences." By Dr Carnley is a Cambridge PhD, and Archbishop of Perth |
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Airline crotch check
On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 21:47:10 -0600, "Douglas W. Hoyt"
wrote: You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer. I imagine they do. Waves of nausea and suppressed giggles! ward ----------------------------------------------------- "Does it ever amaze anyone else how little faith some heterosexuals have in heterosexuality? It's supposed to be this god-given human instinct that only the warped and perverted ever stray from; but, it seems, if we once tell our straight children a message even as mild as "some people are gay, and that's all right," that'll be enough to send lil' Suzy into the arms of women forever. It's a wonder the race has survived this long, really..." Charles M Seaton (21 Dec 1994) ----------------------------------------------------- |
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Airline crotch check
Ward Stewart writes:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 21:47:10 -0600, "Douglas W. Hoyt" wrote: You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer. I imagine they do. Waves of nausea and suppressed giggles! Come to think of it, if you are having trouble getting the last item into your carry-on luggage, this suggests a place to stash an extra pair of socks! :-) |
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Airline crotch check
"No One" wrote in message ... Ward Stewart writes: On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 21:47:10 -0600, "Douglas W. Hoyt" wrote: You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer. I imagine they do. Waves of nausea and suppressed giggles! Come to think of it, if you are having trouble getting the last item into your carry-on luggage, this suggests a place to stash an extra pair of socks! :-) I got a jealous steward on a flight:-) when just out of Hong Kong to London, he spilt my hot coffee on my lap instead of handing it to me. Derek. |
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Airline crotch check
dean wrote: How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. I really think you're having yourself on. The stewardess's have better things to look at. And better things to do with their time. The girl stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay. You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer. |
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Airline crotch check
dean wrote:
How much you wanna bet airline stews get off looking at what male passengers have in their pants every time they do that stupid seat belt check. The girl stews all love it and of course the guys do even more since they're all gay. You can see their eyes popping out every time they spot a nice big bulge. Me, I like to stroke it and make them suffer. I have always been amused than when they announce "Crotch Check", which they announce on every flight, that the passengers seems to misaunderstand the announcement and think they are saying "cross-check". Ha ha. |
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