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  #71  
Old February 3rd, 2005, 04:23 PM
Keith Anderson
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On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 16:18:20 +0100, Magda
wrote:

On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 15:08:00 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :

... On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 15:23:08 +0100, Tim Challenger
... wrote:
...
... After that last post of his I'd let him move in with me.
...
... I ain't so sure! If I wuz one o' those unemployed pretty females, you
... promise you wouldn't put me out on da streets, Sugar Daddy, while you
... drive past in your Humvee checkin' up on da business?
...
... Still, I might do a bit extra on da side, extracting teeth without
... anaesthetic for da Johns who like a bit of BDSM.

Do you want us to leave you guys alone ?


Not really, but threesomes cost a little more.

  #72  
Old February 3rd, 2005, 04:50 PM
Miss L. Toe
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"Magda" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 14:04:27 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
arranged some electrons, so they

looked like this :

... On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:33:18 +0100, Magda
... wrote:
...
... On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 23:08:06 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Keith

Anderson
... arranged some electrons, so

they looked like this :
...
... ...
... ... Actually, I've been getting in touch with my feminine side

recently,
... ... so now I'm always right. :-)
...
... You better don't be a young woman in Germany right now :
...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...30/wgerm30.xml
...
... "Better don't be?" I think this calls for a staff meeting. Professors
... Reid, Challenger and Nitram will meet shortly with the Head of

Faculty
... to decide on a suitable course of action.
...
... In the meantime, Magda Minor of the Lower Sixth Travel, you are on a
... First Written Warning. (See Disciplinary Code Article 2.1)

Keith, I wish you were a young, pretty, unemployed woman in Germany right

now !
Happy ?


I'm begining to wonder about Magda's Gender now :-)


  #73  
Old February 3rd, 2005, 05:09 PM
Keith Anderson
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On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 16:29:18 +0100, nitram wrote:

On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 15:13:08 +0000, Keith Anderson
wrote:

On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 15:31:22 +0100, nitram wrote:

On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 14:04:27 +0000, Keith Anderson
wrote:

On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:33:18 +0100, Magda
wrote:

On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 23:08:06 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :

...
... Actually, I've been getting in touch with my feminine side recently,
... so now I'm always right. :-)

You better don't be a young woman in Germany right now :
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...30/wgerm30.xml

"Better don't be?" I think this calls for a staff meeting. Professors
Reid, Challenger and Nitram will meet shortly with the Head of Faculty
to decide on a suitable course of action.

In the meantime, Magda Minor of the Lower Sixth Travel, you are on a
First Written Warning. (See Disciplinary Code Article 2.1)

Is that the rule defining height of gymslip above knees?


Yes - it's a condition of getting unemployment benefit in Germany (ask
Mixi if you're in any doubt). Below the knee = flipping burgers in
McDonalds. Above the knee = report to Herr Doktor Whiplash's Dental
Surgery.


Is that with or without Dental Floss?


Floss will be provided. Reaches the parts that Helga can't (although
she tries very hard)

  #74  
Old February 3rd, 2005, 05:16 PM
Keith Anderson
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On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 15:50:30 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
wrote:


"Magda" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 14:04:27 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Keith Anderson
arranged some electrons, so they

looked like this :

... On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:33:18 +0100, Magda
... wrote:
...
... On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 23:08:06 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Keith

Anderson
... arranged some electrons, so

they looked like this :
...
... ...
... ... Actually, I've been getting in touch with my feminine side

recently,
... ... so now I'm always right. :-)
...
... You better don't be a young woman in Germany right now :
...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...30/wgerm30.xml
...
... "Better don't be?" I think this calls for a staff meeting. Professors
... Reid, Challenger and Nitram will meet shortly with the Head of

Faculty
... to decide on a suitable course of action.
...
... In the meantime, Magda Minor of the Lower Sixth Travel, you are on a
... First Written Warning. (See Disciplinary Code Article 2.1)

Keith, I wish you were a young, pretty, unemployed woman in Germany right

now !
Happy ?


I'm begining to wonder about Magda's Gender now :-)


Coughs and puts on deep voice) Anyone for a game of rugby and a
****-up afterwards?


  #75  
Old February 3rd, 2005, 06:48 PM
Miss L. Toe
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"Keith Anderson" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 15:50:30 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
wrote:


"Magda" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 14:04:27 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Keith

Anderson
arranged some electrons, so they

looked like this :

... On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:33:18 +0100, Magda


... wrote:
...
... On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 23:08:06 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Keith

Anderson
... arranged some electrons, so

they looked like this :
...
... ...
... ... Actually, I've been getting in touch with my feminine side

recently,
... ... so now I'm always right. :-)
...
... You better don't be a young woman in Germany right now :
...


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../30/wgerm30.xm

l
...
... "Better don't be?" I think this calls for a staff meeting.

Professors
... Reid, Challenger and Nitram will meet shortly with the Head of

Faculty
... to decide on a suitable course of action.
...
... In the meantime, Magda Minor of the Lower Sixth Travel, you are on

a
... First Written Warning. (See Disciplinary Code Article 2.1)

Keith, I wish you were a young, pretty, unemployed woman in Germany

right
now !
Happy ?


I'm begining to wonder about Magda's Gender now :-)


Coughs and puts on deep voice) Anyone for a game of rugby and a
****-up afterwards?



You only want that for the communal shower with the boys afterwards...


  #76  
Old February 3rd, 2005, 11:49 PM
Keith Anderson
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On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 17:48:01 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
wrote:


"Keith Anderson" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 15:50:30 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
wrote:


"Magda" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 14:04:27 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Keith

Anderson
arranged some electrons, so they
looked like this :

... On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 00:33:18 +0100, Magda


... wrote:
...
... On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 23:08:06 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Keith
Anderson
... arranged some electrons, so
they looked like this :
...
... ...
... ... Actually, I've been getting in touch with my feminine side
recently,
... ... so now I'm always right. :-)
...
... You better don't be a young woman in Germany right now :
...


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../30/wgerm30.xm

l
...
... "Better don't be?" I think this calls for a staff meeting.

Professors
... Reid, Challenger and Nitram will meet shortly with the Head of
Faculty
... to decide on a suitable course of action.
...
... In the meantime, Magda Minor of the Lower Sixth Travel, you are on

a
... First Written Warning. (See Disciplinary Code Article 2.1)

Keith, I wish you were a young, pretty, unemployed woman in Germany

right
now !
Happy ?


I'm begining to wonder about Magda's Gender now :-)


Coughs and puts on deep voice) Anyone for a game of rugby and a
****-up afterwards?



You only want that for the communal shower with the boys afterwards...


Ooooh!! Hark at her! Slap her little wrists for her, I will! (Flounces
off to peer through the lace curtains).


  #77  
Old February 4th, 2005, 09:47 AM
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Following up to Padraig Breathnach

Islands are irrelevant.


Are you really posting from Denmark?


Calm down P, he said "islands", not "Ireland's" :-)
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  #78  
Old February 4th, 2005, 10:19 AM
Padraig Breathnach
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The Reids wrote:

Following up to Padraig Breathnach

Islands are irrelevant.


Are you really posting from Denmark?


Calm down P, he said "islands", not "Ireland's" :-)


Okay, I've got my breath back.

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  #79  
Old February 4th, 2005, 12:05 PM
szozu
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"Magda" wrote in message
...
On 3 Feb 2005 23:08:02 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Emilia


arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :

... Magda wrote in
... :
...
... On 3 Feb 2005 21:06:52 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Emilia
... arranged some electrons, so they looked

like
... this :
...
... ... ... Because the story took place in Barcelos.
... ... ... Barcelos is in northern Portugal near Braga.
... ...
... ... What story ?
... ...
... ... Google is your friend!
...
... I don't see anything about this bird being the symbol of Portugal.
...
... "This bird" is not the symbol of Portugal.
... It represents a legend (folklore story) and some consider it the

unofficial
... symbol of Portugal like the "Coq Gaulois" or the "Mannekin Pis". Did

you
... not read the thread?

I read the legend. Very cute, but nothing about symbols in there.


Here you go: O Galo de Barcelos is the unofficial symbol of Portugal.

http://portomission.com/Reference/Cu...eBarcelos.html

Lana


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Old February 4th, 2005, 12:50 PM
Mika
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Padraig Breathnach wrote:

Jesper Lauridsen wrote:

On 2005-02-01, Padraig Breathnach wrote:

And l'hexagone is not all of France.


Islands are irrelevant.


Are you really posting from Denmark?


Maybe he's from Jutland.

M
 




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