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A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front
door. He opens it to find two state troopers there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the troopers asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am." The trooper then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife. The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them. The trooper says, "I'm sorry,sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook." |
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michaelnewport always on topic and sometimes with viruses...
Good man that boozer. Not even funny duh. "Linton Prior-Palmer" a écrit dans le message de groupe de discussion : ... A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. He opens it to find two state troopers there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the troopers asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am." The trooper then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife. The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them. The trooper says, "I'm sorry,sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook." |
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Linton Prior-Palmer wrote in news:b3904bb1-cd80-
: The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook." Thanks -- Praise be to Jahbulon, holy god of Royal Arch Freemasons http://www.freemasonrywatch.org/jahbulon.html |
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