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An American tourist
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and
explore the city on his own. He wanders around seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After a while, he finds himself in a very high class neighborhood -- big, stately residences, no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all, NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. He really is desperate after all that Guinness. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. But as he is unzipping he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobbie who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know." "I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, REALLY have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Ah, yes," said the bobbie..."Just follow me." He leads him to a back delivery alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the bobbie, "whiz away, ... anywhere you want." The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he has the cop's blessing, he zips down and unburdens himself and is greatly relieved. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobbie, "that was really decent of you ... is that "British hospitality?" "No" replied the bobbie with a satisfied smile on his face, "that is the French Embassy." |
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An American tourist
This might happen in the USA: never in the UK!
Our police are far too well-mannered. "Curt Strubhar" wrote in message s.com... An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After a while, he finds himself in a very high class neighborhood -- big, stately residences, no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all, NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. He really is desperate after all that Guinness. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. But as he is unzipping he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobbie who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know." "I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, REALLY have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Ah, yes," said the bobbie..."Just follow me." He leads him to a back delivery alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the bobbie, "whiz away, ... anywhere you want." The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he has the cop's blessing, he zips down and unburdens himself and is greatly relieved. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobbie, "that was really decent of you ... is that "British hospitality?" "No" replied the bobbie with a satisfied smile on his face, "that is the French Embassy." |
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An American tourist
Following up to Curt Strubhar
He wanders around seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. why is he drinking Guinless in London? -- Mike Reid "Art is the lie that reveals the truth" P.Picasso Walking, Wasdale, Thames path, London etc "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" -- you can email us@ this site Spain, food and walking "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" -- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap |
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An American tourist
Following up to Marie Lewis
This might happen in the USA: never in the UK! Our police are far too well-mannered. sure, ****ing in the street is fine in UK (not) -- Mike Reid "Art is the lie that reveals the truth" P.Picasso Walking, Wasdale, Thames path, London etc "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" -- you can email us@ this site Spain, food and walking "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" -- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap |
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An American tourist
"The Reid" wrote in message ... Following up to Curt Strubhar He wanders around seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. why is he drinking Guinless in London? Why shouldn't he be? |
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An American tourist
Following up to Mark Hewitt
why is he drinking Guinless in London? Why shouldn't he be? as a visitor trying to soak up the atmosphere he should be drinking a local "real ale" like "London Pride" or the evocative named "Youngs Ordinary" not some tasteless over advertised keg. -- Mike Reid "Art is the lie that reveals the truth" P.Picasso Walking, Wasdale, Thames path, London etc "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" -- you can email us@ this site Spain, food and walking "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" -- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap |
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An American tourist
"The Reid" wrote in message ... Following up to Mark Hewitt why is he drinking Guinless in London? Why shouldn't he be? as a visitor trying to soak up the atmosphere he should be drinking a local "real ale" like "London Pride" or the evocative named "Youngs Ordinary" not some tasteless over advertised keg. But this is an American tourist were talking about here. Maybe he was confused ;-) |
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An American tourist
On Sun, 21 Mar 2004 10:41:46 +0000, The Reid
wrote: Following up to Mark Hewitt why is he drinking Guinless in London? Why shouldn't he be? as a visitor trying to soak up the atmosphere he should be drinking a local "real ale" like "London Pride" or the evocative named "Youngs Ordinary" not some tasteless over advertised keg. I'm sorry to disagree with you, Mr Reid, but many people start, innocently enough, on London Pride, which is the beginning of a slippery slope which ends in ESB.. You know, and I know, that a couple of pints of ESB will render the visitor not only guinless, but quite probably legless as well. |
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An American tourist
If I had time I would laugh
"Curt Strubhar" a écrit dans le message de s.com... An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After a while, he finds himself in a very high class neighborhood -- big, stately residences, no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all, NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. He really is desperate after all that Guinness. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. But as he is unzipping he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobbie who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know." "I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, REALLY have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Ah, yes," said the bobbie..."Just follow me." He leads him to a back delivery alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the bobbie, "whiz away, ... anywhere you want." The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he has the cop's blessing, he zips down and unburdens himself and is greatly relieved. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobbie, "that was really decent of you ... is that "British hospitality?" "No" replied the bobbie with a satisfied smile on his face, "that is the French Embassy." |
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An American tourist
Following up to Keith Anderson
I'm sorry to disagree with you, Mr Reid, but many people start, innocently enough, on London Pride, which is the beginning of a slippery slope which ends in ESB.. I'm confused, at first I thought you were disagreeing with me, then I thought you must be agreeing with me :-) I recommend Theakston's Old Peculier to all visitors to UK who are tempted to have a Guinless. -- Mike Reid "Art is the lie that reveals the truth" P.Picasso Walking, Wasdale, Thames path, London etc "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" -- you can email us@ this site Spain, food and walking "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" -- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap |
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