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Stealing a laptop Advice needed
On Thu, 1 Oct 2009 18:19:58 -0700 (PDT), "dr. Baf" wrote:
I suffer from SEVERE depression and so can't work. I need a laptop computer. I went to steal one from the shop we have here in the USA called Electronics City and I became very disheartened. This is because the laptop was attached to a kind of cable and it also seemed to have some kind of alarm system attached to it's USB slot. Anyone here be kind enough to tell me of a way you've figured around this security system? On a side note, If I do manage to somehow get the laptop free from the damn wires, how do I get them past the electronic tags they have at the exits? I mean, if i carry the laptop over my head, above the height of the electronic scanners, or even if I pass the laptop on the side of the electronic tags away from the door (in the gap between the electronic sensor and the rest of the store), will the alarms still go off? What I'm trying to say is, do the electric scanners at the exists have 360 degree coverage, or is the coverage only between the gaps between the 2 sensors? Finally, if stealing from the electric store is too hard, can anyone here be kind enough to tell me of an easier way to scam a free laptop? Thanks and bye friends. Ask your local police officers - they would be able to tell you. -- Rob Cypher http://robcypher.livejournal.com http://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollective http://www.facebook.com/robcypher http://www.youtube.com/robcypher http://www.twitter.com/robcypher Permabanned from the Dextroverse and Bluelight |
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Stealing a laptop Advice needed
"Rob Cypher" wrote in message ... On Thu, 1 Oct 2009 18:19:58 -0700 (PDT), "dr. Baf" wrote: I suffer from SEVERE depression and so can't work. I need a laptop computer. I went to steal one from the shop we have here in the USA called Electronics City and I became very disheartened. This is because the laptop was attached to a kind of cable and it also seemed to have some kind of alarm system attached to it's USB slot. Anyone here be kind enough to tell me of a way you've figured around this security system? On a side note, If I do manage to somehow get the laptop free from the damn wires, how do I get them past the electronic tags they have at the exits? I mean, if i carry the laptop over my head, above the height of the electronic scanners, or even if I pass the laptop on the side of the electronic tags away from the door (in the gap between the electronic sensor and the rest of the store), will the alarms still go off? What I'm trying to say is, do the electric scanners at the exists have 360 degree coverage, or is the coverage only between the gaps between the 2 sensors? Finally, if stealing from the electric store is too hard, can anyone here be kind enough to tell me of an easier way to scam a free laptop? Thanks and bye friends. Ask your local police officers - they would be able to tell you. -- Hi, Rob. I hope you overdose like Chris Farley. |
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Stealing a laptop Advice needed
On Thu, 1 Oct 2009 22:17:31 -0400, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain"
wrote: "Rob Cypher" wrote in message .. . On Thu, 1 Oct 2009 18:19:58 -0700 (PDT), "dr. Baf" wrote: I suffer from SEVERE depression and so can't work. I need a laptop computer. I went to steal one from the shop we have here in the USA called Electronics City and I became very disheartened. This is because the laptop was attached to a kind of cable and it also seemed to have some kind of alarm system attached to it's USB slot. Anyone here be kind enough to tell me of a way you've figured around this security system? On a side note, If I do manage to somehow get the laptop free from the damn wires, how do I get them past the electronic tags they have at the exits? I mean, if i carry the laptop over my head, above the height of the electronic scanners, or even if I pass the laptop on the side of the electronic tags away from the door (in the gap between the electronic sensor and the rest of the store), will the alarms still go off? What I'm trying to say is, do the electric scanners at the exists have 360 degree coverage, or is the coverage only between the gaps between the 2 sensors? Finally, if stealing from the electric store is too hard, can anyone here be kind enough to tell me of an easier way to scam a free laptop? Thanks and bye friends. Ask your local police officers - they would be able to tell you. -- Hi, Rob. I hope you overdose like Chris Farley. Hello Alex Cain. I hope Chad piledrives you to hell. -- Rob Cypher http://robcypher.livejournal.com http://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollective http://www.facebook.com/robcypher http://www.youtube.com/robcypher http://www.twitter.com/robcypher Music Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/visualcdrack/people/1713595594 Book Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/facebookshe...ple/1713595594 Movie Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/dvdshelf/people/1713595594 TV Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/livingsocia...ple/1713595594 Video Game Reviews: http://apps.facebook.com/videogamera...ple/1713595594 Permabanned from the Dextroverse and Bluelight |
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Stealing a laptop Advice needed
On Oct 2, 5:30*am, Rob Cypher wrote:
On Thu, 1 Oct 2009 22:17:31 -0400, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote: "Rob Cypher" wrote in message .. . On Thu, 1 Oct 2009 18:19:58 -0700 (PDT), "dr. Baf" wrote: I suffer from SEVERE depression and so can't work. I need a laptop computer. I went to steal one from the shop we have here in the USA called Electronics City and I became very disheartened. This is because the laptop was attached to a kind of cable and it also seemed to have some kind of alarm system attached to it's USB slot. Anyone here be kind enough to tell me of a way you've figured around this security system? On a side note, If I do manage to somehow get the laptop free from the damn wires, how do I get them past the electronic tags they have at the exits? I mean, if i carry the laptop over my head, above the height of the electronic scanners, or even if I pass the laptop on the side of the electronic tags away from the door (in the gap between the electronic sensor and the rest of the store), will the alarms still go off? What I'm trying to say is, do the electric scanners at the exists have 360 degree coverage, or is the coverage only between the gaps between the 2 sensors? Finally, if stealing from the electric store is too hard, can anyone here be kind enough to tell me of an easier way to scam a free laptop? Thanks and bye friends. Ask your local police officers - they would be able to tell you. -- Hi, Rob. I hope you overdose like Chris Farley. Hello Alex Cain. I hope Chad piledrives you to hell. -- Rob Cypherhttp://robcypher.livejournal.comhttp://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollectivehttp://www.facebook.com/robcypherhttp://www.youtube.com/robcypherhttp://www.twitter.com/robcypher Music Reviews:http://apps.facebook.com/visualcdrack/people/1713595594 Book Reviews:http://apps.facebook.com/facebookshe...ple/1713595594 Movie Reviews:http://apps.facebook.com/dvdshelf/people/1713595594 TV Reviews:http://apps.facebook.com/livingsocia...ple/1713595594 Video Game Reviews:http://apps.facebook.com/videogamera...ple/1713595594 Permabanned from the Dextroverse and Bluelight- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Sign up for a mobile phone at Carphone Warehouse and you get a 'free' laptop... Jeff_D |
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Stealing a laptop Advice needed
"Jeff_D" wrote in message ... On Oct 2, 5:30 am, Rob Cypher wrote: On Thu, 1 Oct 2009 22:17:31 -0400, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote: "Rob Cypher" wrote in message .. . On Thu, 1 Oct 2009 18:19:58 -0700 (PDT), "dr. Baf" wrote: I suffer from SEVERE depression and so can't work. I need a laptop computer. I went to steal one from the shop we have here in the USA called Electronics City and I became very disheartened. This is because the laptop was attached to a kind of cable and it also seemed to have some kind of alarm system attached to it's USB slot. Anyone here be kind enough to tell me of a way you've figured around this security system? On a side note, If I do manage to somehow get the laptop free from the damn wires, how do I get them past the electronic tags they have at the exits? I mean, if i carry the laptop over my head, above the height of the electronic scanners, or even if I pass the laptop on the side of the electronic tags away from the door (in the gap between the electronic sensor and the rest of the store), will the alarms still go off? What I'm trying to say is, do the electric scanners at the exists have 360 degree coverage, or is the coverage only between the gaps between the 2 sensors? Finally, if stealing from the electric store is too hard, can anyone here be kind enough to tell me of an easier way to scam a free laptop? Thanks and bye friends. Ask your local police officers - they would be able to tell you. -- Hi, Rob. I hope you overdose like Chris Farley. Hello Alex Cain. I hope Chad piledrives you to hell. -- Rob Cypherhttp://robcypher.livejournal.comhttp://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollectivehttp://www.facebook.com/robcypherhttp://www.youtube.com/robcypherhttp://www.twitter.com/robcypher Music Reviews:http://apps.facebook.com/visualcdrack/people/1713595594 Book Reviews:http://apps.facebook.com/facebookshe...ple/1713595594 Movie Reviews:http://apps.facebook.com/dvdshelf/people/1713595594 TV Reviews:http://apps.facebook.com/livingsocia...ple/1713595594 Video Game Reviews:http://apps.facebook.com/videogamera...ple/1713595594 Permabanned from the Dextroverse and Bluelight- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Sign up for a mobile phone at Carphone Warehouse and you get a 'free' laptop... Jeff_D But can you overdose like Chris Farley while being piledriven? |
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Stealing a laptop Advice needed
On Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:30:14 -0400, Rob Cypher wrote:
Hi, Rob. I hope you overdose like Chris Farley. Hello Alex Cain. I hope Chad piledrives you to hell. Alex Cain is "w" who is Chrissy Cruiser who is Frank Camper. -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0tugjJs_A |
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Stealing a laptop Advice needed
"Violet Gail Eldridge" wrote in message ... On Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:30:14 -0400, Rob Cypher wrote: Hi, Rob. I hope you overdose like Chris Farley. Hello Alex Cain. I hope Chad piledrives you to hell. Alex Cain is "w" who is Chrissy Cruiser who is Frank Camper. -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0tugjJs_A What the **** are you talking about, and who the **** are you besides an idiot? |
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Stealing a laptop Advice needed
On Thu, 8 Oct 2009 08:30:17 -0400, Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:
"Violet Gail Eldridge" wrote in message ... On Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:30:14 -0400, Rob Cypher wrote: Hi, Rob. I hope you overdose like Chris Farley. Hello Alex Cain. I hope Chad piledrives you to hell. Alex Cain is "w" who is Chrissy Cruiser who is Frank Camper. -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0tugjJs_A What the **** are you talking about, and who the **** are you besides an idiot? I'm the head of UTA and you are an assclown. All is straight now. FJC -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm0tugjJs_A |
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