London Underground unfit for transporting cattle

"Alan S" kirjoitti
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On Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:57:33 +0100, William Black
wrote:


I understand that the 35 degrees is a Daily Mail lie (no surprises there
then) to get the 'cattle' bit into the story. The real temperature was
32 degrees.

I'm just puzzled why you guys think that is unbearably hot; it was 35
here a couple of days ago and it's still officially winter :-)

The Australian desert has it's own flora and fauna. European man has been
imported and has not quite adapted himself to scorching climate. Therefore
skin cancer is more prevailing there than anywhere else in the world.
However, the disease is becoming more common among other white men too
because they want to go grilling themselves to more temperate countries -
like Australia.

I understand that the 35 degrees is a Daily Mail lie (no surprises
there then) to get the 'cattle' bit into the story. The real
temperature was 32 degrees.
I'm just puzzled why you guys think that is unbearably hot; it was
35 here a couple of days ago and it's still officially winter :-)
The Australian desert has it's own flora and fauna. European man has
been imported and has not quite adapted himself to scorching climate.
Therefore skin cancer is more prevailing there than anywhere else in
the world.

Climate change is gonna have to be pretty bad before you get sunburn
riding on the Tube.

It occurred to me that there is a very good reason for transporting
cattle on the Underground. Hostages. By far the largest number of
terrorist attacks on trains (many more than all others put together)
have been anti-Muslim ones by Hindu fundamentalists. They wouldn't
dare shoot up or bomb a train half full of cows.

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Keith Willshaw wrote:
I'd really like to see how they manage to get cattle to ride the escalators


Keith


AND carry a dog at the same time g
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On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:31:20 +0200, Giovanni Drogo
wrote:

I'd really like to see how they manage to get cattle to ride the
escalators

AND carry a dog at the same time g

Here in Milan the notice before you board the escalator does not mention
dogs. It's umbrellas which must be carried (not common those days with
the heat). :-)

Well, "umbrella" does mean "shade", so to speak. But what about
parasols?


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"Jack Campin - bogus address" wrote in message
...
I understand that the 35 degrees is a Daily Mail lie (no surprises
there then) to get the 'cattle' bit into the story. The real
temperature was 32 degrees.
I'm just puzzled why you guys think that is unbearably hot; it was
35 here a couple of days ago and it's still officially winter :-)
The Australian desert has it's own flora and fauna. European man has
been imported and has not quite adapted himself to scorching climate.
Therefore skin cancer is more prevailing there than anywhere else in
the world.

Climate change is gonna have to be pretty bad before you get sunburn
riding on the Tube.

It occurred to me that there is a very good reason for transporting
cattle on the Underground. Hostages. By far the largest number of
terrorist attacks on trains (many more than all others put together)
have been anti-Muslim ones by Hindu fundamentalists. They wouldn't
dare shoot up or bomb a train half full of cows.

So exactly how many london underground trains have been attacked
by Hindu fundamentalists ?

Off hand I cant think of a single example.

Keith