Animals Living Inside My Bed

On Thu, 1 May 2008 04:35:19 -0700 (PDT), Celebrity Perkoff Club wrote:

Sometimes I wake up and it feels like animals are moving around inside
of my matress. It's really weird and it really freaks me out and it
happens just about everytime I fall asleep and wake up shortly after.
When I wake up I think "Hmm what woke me up."

Than all this **** is moving around under me and it takes a few
minutes til it calms down.

Why does this happen?

It's not natural. I'm pretty sure there is nothing living inside my
bed, is this some sort of weird nightmare or something?

Or like I was just going into REM sleep and I woke up and that's it?

I don't know, so if you have any ideas let me know.

Can any of you "satanists" help this guy?

On Thu, 01 May 2008, Goo wrote:

Magda wrote:
On Thu, 01 May 2008 15:02:40 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, Ron Hamilton
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

...
... ...à part les explusions de gaz provenant de ton anus...

And here there is, Ladies and Gentlemen,

You ****ing illiterate..."here there is"?

Don't capitalize "ladies and gentleman"

What about "universe" Goober?

, you stupid ****.

How's his offset, Goo?

On May 1, 7:35*am, Celebrity Perkoff Club wrote:
Sometimes I wake up and it feels like animals are moving around inside
of my matress. *It's really weird and it really freaks me out and it
happens just about everytime I fall asleep and wake up shortly after.
When I wake up I think "Hmm what woke me up."

Than all this **** is moving around under me and it takes a few
minutes til it calms down.

Why does this happen?

It's not natural. *I'm pretty sure there is nothing living inside my
bed, is this some sort of weird nightmare or something?

Or like I was just going into REM sleep and I woke up and that's it?

I don't know, so if you have any ideas let me know.

Sound like to me that you have animals on your mind and your
subconcious is acting. Is there a worry or concern in your life over
an animal or animals? If so I would address it so you can awake in a
more normal thought process. Take care, Judy

On May 5, 11:40*pm, Rudy Canoza wrote:
Goo - ****wit David Harrison, ignorant lying cracker - lied:

On Thu, 01 May 2008, Rudy A. Canoza wrote:

Magda wrote:
On Thu, 01 May 2008 15:02:40 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, Ron Hamilton
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

*...
*... ...à part les explusions de gaz provenant de ton anus...

And here there is, Ladies and Gentlemen,
You ****ing illiterate..."here there is"?

Don't capitalize "ladies and gentleman", you stupid ****.

* * How's his offset

Your system date is wrong, you stupid ****. *Fix it.



What is the exact GOOBER WORLD TIME at this precise instant Boobs?

I need to know so I can correct my system time. Only you can tell me.

Only you, Boobs.

dh@. wrote:
On Thu, 01 May 2008, Rudy wrote:

Magda wrote:
On Thu, 01 May 2008 15:02:40 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, Ron Hamilton
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

...
... ...à part les explusions de gaz provenant de ton anus...

And here there is, Ladies and Gentlemen,
You ****ing illiterate..."here there is"?

Don't capitalize "ladies and gentleman"

What about

Animals live inside my trousers. Wheeeee!

it's slithering necroworms. theres really nothing one can do about it
except fry them up after battering them and serving with jack d and a
side of watermellon, really helps the summer days go by.

I have animals living inside my underpants. They help keep me warm on
chilly nights in Medicine Hat.

I have animal crackers in my soup.

Malik J.J. Jubilee wrote:

it's slithering necroworms. theres really nothing one can do about it
except fry them up after battering them and serving with jack d and a
side of watermellon, really helps the summer days go by.


The whorehouse madam told me that scRunge is living inside her bed...!!!

Even the fumigators could not get him out...


--
Best
Greg

" I find Greg Morrow lowbrow, witless, and obnoxious. For him to claim that
we are some
kind of comedy team turns my stomach."
- "cybercat" to me on rec.food.cooking

On Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:39:41 -0500, "the Bede" wrote:

I have animal crackers in my soup.

Finally a person who is willing to face reality and
deal with it in a sane and realistic way.