HOW I PREPARED FOR MY CRUISE TO MEXICO ON PRINCESS...ALSO PHOTOSHOWOF LAST CRUISE...

HOW I HAVE PREPARED TO CRUISE ABOARD SAPPHIRE PRINCESS TO MEXICO....

1. I went to buffet restaurants with a tray in hand and practice
stopping in place for no reason at all.

2. Then I got behind a person and* pushed my tray into their L5-L6
vertebrae. When they turned and glared, I said..."huh, what do you
mean?".... and pushed the tray again , rolled my eyes upwards and
hummed 'Anchors Away'.

3. I went to a travel agency and sat next to a customer and I said,“I
got a great deal on my Princess cruise, how much did you pay?...no
matter what they said, i answered,...yeah, that's pretty good but i
paid (i.e. any amount $300 or more, less than they
paid)....if someone beat my price then tell I told my wife is a travel
agent
and we are paying $25 per day!...if they top that, I told them I got
a free cruise because I sued the cruise linethey forgot to
change my sheets during my last cruise and did not put a towel monkey
on the bed on formal night!...this really aggravates New Yorkers or
Floridians!

4. I practiced filling water bottles with vodka, white rum, and gin.

5. I walked into a Department store and put my hand to my forehead and
"Oh, this
room is rocking. This cruise is so rocky!" .

6. I stood in my shower, wrapped the shower curtain around me and
showered by standing in one place. Ladies, shave your legs to do this.

7. I started eating a lot of food.

8. I took a taxi and told the driver "the best beach, please!"

9. I climbed to my roof, leaned out…I pointed and yelled 'LOOK, LOOK A
WHALE!"

10. I sat with strangers in a restaurant. I told them I was practicing
to meet tablemates on my next cruise!

11. Then I told them how much I hated this cruise line and I should
know because I been on 30 of their cruises. Then I left the
restaurant.

12. Every time I flushed my toilet, I simultaneously turned on the
vacuum cleaner

13. I pushed my way onto a crowded elevator, while insisting that
there's lots of room. (Be sure to stay by the doors, so that those who
got on first and want to get off first, have to ask your permission.

14.I never left the house without my duct tape, over the door shoe
organizer, surge protector, lysol wipes, and night light.

15. I woke up at 5AM every morning and crept around the neighborhood,
placing towels on my neighbors' patio chairs to reserve them for the
day.

16. I told my mailman he was late with my room service. I told him to
be on time tomorrow.

17. I rolled up $20 bills and lit them on fire in preparation for my
casino losses.

18. I issued my significant other an Onboard Credit.

19.Finally, I practiced singing the Love Boat Theme song at Sunday
services :))

Do you have any other suggestions?

AND HERE IS PHOTOSHOW OF OUR LAST CRUISE

http://www.photoshow.com/watch/uj7YN4ZE

When you prepare for a cruise, one of the most important items to take
care of is making sure you have appropriate identification. If a
passport is necessary, make sure it is in order before you prepare for
a cruise.

You will also want to make sure that you have more than one means of
obtaining money, such as acquiring traveler’s checks in addition to an
emergency credit card. As you prepare for a cruise, keep in mind that
carrying around large amounts of cash is never a good idea. In fact,
it can be dangerous. You might be physically harmed as well as losing
your money.

Of course, you will need to consider your wardrobe as you prepare for
a cruise. Even if you are traveling to consistently mild location, it
is advisable to bring along at least a few warmer items of clothing.
You never know when you will want to take a walk along the beach in
the cool night air, or when the weather might change suddenly.
Comfortable attire is a necessity to fully enjoy your adventure.

Another thing to keep in mind as you prepare for a cruise is engaging
someone to keep an eye on your home or care for your pets. These
issues need to be taken care of long before you get ready to leave.
Making sure things are in order will help you relax and enjoy your
trip.

Something people tend to forget in the excitement as they prepare for
a cruise is bringing along plenty of medication. If you take
prescription medicine, refill it in advance and take along extra.
Place the extra medicine in a separate container in a separate bag.
For example, you might place one portion in your handbag and keep the
rest in your suitcase. This way, if your luggage is lost or if your
bags are somehow separated temporarily, you will have the medication
you need.

Toiletries may be neglected as you prepare for a cruise, but you might
not be able to find your favorite lotion or a good contact lens
solution in certain locations, so it makes sense to bring these items
along.

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AND HERE IS PHOTOSHOW OF OUR LAST CRUISE

http://www.photoshow.com/watch/uj7YN4ZE

Tanman, your list is hilarious, and I hope everyone watches your
awesome video! The photography is gorgeous, and I love your song
selection.

Was that a picture of the Finesterra bar in Cabo? I adore that place.

Thank you so much for sharing.

Diana Ball
Austin, TX

[Default] Thus spake "
:

HOW I HAVE PREPARED TO CRUISE ABOARD SAPPHIRE PRINCESS TO MEXICO....

1. I went to buffet restaurants with a tray in hand and practice
stopping in place for no reason at all.

2. Then I got behind a person and* pushed my tray into their L5-L6
vertebrae. When they turned and glared, I said..."huh, what do you
mean?".... and pushed the tray again , rolled my eyes upwards and
hummed 'Anchors Away'.

I've only met one person with an L6.

But great post. Good enough to go to ahbou.
--

- dillon I am not invalid

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams come true.
Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which
will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no
matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

On Jan 16, 10:39*pm, Dillon Pyron
wrote:
[Default] Thus spake "
:

HOW I HAVE PREPARED TO CRUISE ABOARD SAPPHIRE PRINCESS TO MEXICO....

1. I went to buffet restaurants with a tray in hand and practice
stopping in place for no reason at all.

2. Then I got behind a person and* pushed my tray into their L5-L6
vertebrae. When they turned and glared, I said..."huh, what do you
mean?".... and pushed the tray again , rolled my eyes upwards and
hummed 'Anchors Away'.

I've only met one person with an L6.

But great post. *Good enough to go to ahbou.
--

- dillon *I am not invalid
..

okay I STAND CORRECTED i trayed someone's L5-T1 BUT WITH MY EYES
ROLLED UP I DID NOT SEE TOO WELL,,,,STILL HUMMING AND WILL BE ON
SAPPHIRE IN 7 DAYS !!!!!

Loved that Bath Tub Shot.! You look like the poster boy for Atlantis
Gay Cruises (not that there's anything wrong with that.) ;-)

Instead of "Anchors Away", Jimmy Buffett's "Boat Drinks" might be a more
fun and better choice. "Anchors" is way too military. I think that many
of Jimmy Buffett's songs work in these settings. Another good choice
after a night of drinking and mucho part-aay, is "A permanent reminder
of a temporary feeling". "FINS" is a good one for the ladies DURING the
part-aay.


On 1/14/2009 7:20 PM did a "happy dance", then
made these writings:
HOW I HAVE PREPARED TO CRUISE ABOARD SAPPHIRE PRINCESS TO MEXICO....

1. I went to buffet restaurants with a tray in hand and practice
stopping in place for no reason at all.

2. Then I got behind a person and* pushed my tray into their L5-L6
vertebrae. When they turned and glared, I said..."huh, what do you
mean?".... and pushed the tray again , rolled my eyes upwards and
hummed 'Anchors Away'.

[snippage de boucoups des mots]
http://www.photoshow.com/watch/uj7YN4ZE


Brian
ps If you aren't quite familiar with the music of Jimmy Buffett, give
him a listen and/or tune into "Radio Margaritaville" on the net. RM
plays alot of his material, along with other Caribbean "Island" type sounds.

OKAY...BOAT DRINKS BEATS ANCHORS AWAY!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n54wvBOMeT8