Jamaica - Black River Safari w/ Yasmine & Rasta George

Black River Safari w/ Yasmine & Rasta George



This was my last full day in Jamaica. This week went by so fast! Next time I'm
staying at least ten days.

I don't know why but I was so nervous sitting there eating my morning
vegetarian yummy-ness, when Yasmine appeared all packed and ready for our
day on the road. I found myself apologizing for not being ready to go, I
hate when I do that. Hell, it was only 8:15 in the damn morning and I'm all,
"um uh, well, I, ah." She sat with me as I finished my coffee and Alan
continued to give us last minute travel tips.

I went back to my cabin to get ready and to tweak my buzz. I did a few
breathing exercises to clear my head and chill my angst. Soon my mellow
returned and I let the excitement of the impending day's adventure take
over. I took the two perfectly rolled fatties from my secret place and put
them in my pocket, did one last mental checklist and out the door I strode.

The sun and I were a bit higher in the sky now, and boy did Yasmine look
great! Energy and excitement seemed to radiate from her. It mingled with
mine seemed to lessen the space between us.

We waved good-bye to our friends and headed to the Negril Bus Depot which is
about a quarter mile past the roundabout on the road to Sav-La-Mar. Walking
past the roundabout a gaggle of cabbies called to us in their special way,
but as soon as Yasmine's French accent called back, "70J to Sav?" they
stopped, just stopped, and pointed towards the bus depot.

In a few minutes we were walking through a sea of white Toyotas at the
depot. Again a dozen drivers told us of the "deals" they had, but once again
they heard that French accent they gave up and pointed to the next taxi
headed to Sav-La-Mar. I guess the Jamaicans think Europeans are not as
flahoolic with their money as we Americans. I didn't care, they thought we
were French and it was saving me money!

Since Yasmine had that French thing going for her and seemed to enjoy
haggling I let her do all the talking. When I'm in Negril I have that
"Everyone's my friend" attitude. Yeah, maybe it attracts more sellers and
scammers and maybe I don't always get the rock bottom price, but for me that's
half of Negril's charm. You have some fun interacting and you pump a few
bucks into the local economy.

We paid our 70J a piece for the ride to Sav, once there we'd get another
taxi to Black River. The driver sat me up front with him, and Yasmine sat in
the back of the Corolla with three Jamaicans, a mother, her daughter, and a
young man with a broken hand who somehow shoe horned in.

The driver drove like a sixteen year old kid trying to impress his friends,
but as we headed out of town I let myself relax. It's one of those "give in
to the moment" situations. The loud thumping reggae negated any ideas of
chatting with Yasmine, so I sank into the seat and into the music.

Soon the excitement I'd been feeling, the ganja I'd been smoking and the
energy that was flowing came together! I felt as if I was standing at the
precipice of time, fully aware, leaning into the oncoming rush of the
present. At that moment I wished Sav was a thousand miles away, I didn't
want it to end, but it was one of those rare mountaintop experiences that
are so special because you only get a glimpse at any one time.

Sav was very different from Negril, it's less colorful, there are fewer
smiles, and the streets were not very crowded. I guess it's where people
lived and worked, not where they were trying to impress tourists. I hear it
really bustles on market day, I'm sure I'll be back through.

We unloaded in a small lot near the center of town. There were taxis lined
up and a few food vendors with dull makeshift carts who half-heartedly
advertised their wares. Yasmine walked over and got a jelly coconut from one
of them, while I found taxi number two. This time the taxi was a mini-van,
we climbed into what we thought was the two-seater up front as we sipped the
delightfully strange coconut water with two straws. When the bus filled up a
third person squoze in next to us, so much for the two-seater, Yasmine was a
bit squished but at least she was squished against me! Thank Jah for
Dentine!

The ride out of Savannah-La-Mar was fast and furious, there were fourteen
people shoved in the van, and I felt like I was actually traveling in a
foreign country. The people were warm and friendly, they seemed interested
in us, where we were from and why we weren't on a tour bus. I answered one
older woman, "how else was I gonna meet you!" And they say Jamaicans are
smooth!

It seems the entire tourism industry did everything it could to keep
separation between tourists and normal Jamaicans, the ones not trained by
years of working the tourist trade. Part of me knows that's how they make
thier money, by packaging Jamaica in a polished shell, but another part
knows, that sadly, this is too close for most American and European
tourists. Maybe, I can help spread the word.

Yasmine and I made chit chat, discussing philosophy, politics, and Paris
(the city, not the heiress), it was wonderful. She was a strong, confident
woman and yet so feminine. I admit the idea that these qualities are
mutually exclusive is a defective mental construct made up of my past bad
relationships, yet I could feel a manly confidence build as we sat close,
touched and talked.

The terrain really changes as you leave Sav, the lush tropical feel gives
way to grassy, almost desert-like conditions, which I guess why the Spanish
named it, the savannah by the sea. Leaving Westmoreland Township and
entering St. Elizabeth, the road immediately gets better, and the already
racing driver picks up speed.

The taxi had all but emptied itself along the route. Most of the group
getting out at the town of Bluefields, the boyhood home of Peter Tosh, the
second most famous Jamaican reggae star, several more at Whitehouse, where
they are building a huge new Sandals resort, more like a small city, really,
than a resort. It stands out like a sore thumb, literally, because it is
being built on a small peninsula, and figuratively because it breaks up the
natural country charm of the area. At every cross road you see small rum
shacks and markets, with small country inns sparsely dotting the roadside
between. I guess in twenty years the south shore will look like the strip in
Negril, hopefully Negril won't become like the over commercialized "Hip
Strip" in Mobay. Old-timers say it already has.

Pulling into Black River, it looked a lot like Sav-La-Mar, though there was
a bit more color and much more commerce. We each paid our 150J to the
driver, and it struck me what a great trip it was, just over two hours and
only about $3.50US.

In Jamaica, the bus depots are not in the tourist part of town, they are in
the people part of town. We headed across a small bridge towards the docks
along the river. To our right was the Black River Safari, it was the local
tourist trap taking a bus load of people up river at a time in covered
pontoon boats, complete with music, and sticky-sweet rum punch at the turn
around point.

We turned left and headed to local docks along the river. There were a half
dozen twelve foot multicolored fishing boats lined up complete with local
guides looking for more adventurous travelers like us, just like Yasmine's
guide book said there would be.

This is where we met Rasta George. Rasta George was the real deal, he told
us of an exciting, fun, educational, and romantic trip into the Black River
Morass, and all this for only $2US more than the "Corporate Tour." He had me
at hello, but we haggled a bit anyway. He wouldn't budge, which somehow was
so strange in Jamaica that we said ok and forked over $40US. He told us to
wait in a little café right there near the docks where we sipped icy Tings
and excitedly waited for our odyssey to begin.

About fifteen minutes later we were climbing into a small fishing boat and
headed up the river. It was only then when I realized I'd given my camera to
Yasmine to keep in her bag. As I began taking pictures I focused on an
oncoming big tour boat, the people yelled and waved as they zoomed by, and I
looked at Yasmine and we said in unison, "This is so much better!" Rasta
George smiled and said that we've seen nothing yet, and for years we'd be
telling people to come see Rasta George in Black River. He was right!

Rasta George is a tall thin Rastaman, his dreads were tucked into a tam
bearing the Rasta colors of green, yellow and red, he wore wire rimmed
sunglasses and he bubbled with personality. He was a great guide explaining
all about the morass, what rivers fed it and how they come together to form
Black River, he knew all about the flora and fauna, and explained how the
swamp's eco-chain worked.

As if on cue the boat driver Brant, shouted something to Rasta George and
pointed to another tour boat also headed up river and paused along the
riverside with all its passengers pointing, ooh-ing and aah-ing. As we
pulled close we could see that just beyond the river's edge was a small
lagoon with a supposed crocodile swimming around. The tour boat was stopped
about ten yards out in the river, but we didn't even slow down as we
approached!

"Brace yourself!" Called Rasta George as we crashed through the mangrove and
slid into the small lagoon, and yes there was a crocodile in there with us!
At first I was freaked out, more so from the tour boat folks screaming than
from the three foot crocodile hastily swimming away from us.

"Just a pickney," he whispered to Yasmine and me as we went back out to the
river, but as we passed near the tour boat he shouted, "No Mon! Can't see
dem giants from a da tour boat," his wink told us he was playing to the tour
boat patrons. The tour boat guide gave us a dirty look and gunned the
engines on the big boat, as we smugly waved goodbye, feeling pretty good
about or decision to see the river with Rasta George.

"Tourists," I said in a jokingly snobbish way, which made Yasmine laugh. I
looked back a few seconds later and she was still laughing. "What?" I
queried.

"You look like more of a tourist than anyone else on the entire island!" she
said laughing with Rasta George and Brant joining in.

"Looks can be and obviously ARE deceiving!!" I retorted, and we all laughed
and Yasmine gave me an apologetic hug. Yeah, OK, I was wearing blue shorts,
sandals, a loud Hawaiian shirt, a bright red Phillies baseball cap and I was
furiously taking pictures, BUT looks are deceiving for I am Vinny, man of
the world!

Now with my balls thoroughly broken we continued our trek up river. Soon we
came up on a little bar where the tour boat from earlier was docked, the
tourists were drinking thier punch and dancing to reggae from a boom box.
They were having a grand 'ol time. Just past the bar was low concrete
bridge, far too low for the tour boats and that was obviously where we were
headed.

"Them tour boats can't come up here, this is why you come with us!" Rasta
George boasted and into the upper river we went. I never felt so separated
from the real world as I did then, pulling away from the tourists I had
flashbacks to all those movies where the scary part starts just like this!
Anytime you go to Negril you know you're not in Philly anymore, or Kansas,
or, you know what I mean, but here, fifty miles from Negril and then ten
miles up a jungle river, the feeling is truly awesome.

Up here there are some serious crocodiles, five footers at least, which seem
pretty damn big, when you're close enough to reach out and touch them. I don't
know how many times that day I thought to myself, "Is this really
happening?" "Am I really here?" Little did I know the coolness meter was
about to ratchet itself up another notch.

Around a small bend in the narrowing river was a rickety wooden dock at a
tiny little cove. We docked at this little oasis in the mangrove. Yasmine
and I just looked at each other. I was thinking this must be the romantic
part of the trip Rasta George told us about back in town. I don't know what
she was thinking.

Climbing out of the boat we could see a small thatched hut in the clearing
and we walked up to make our introductions. We all got Red Stripes and made
small talk as we shared one of the spliffs I brought with me.

The bartender told us to take advantage of the afternoon sun and take a dip
in the crocodile filled river. I thought he was crazy but when Yasmine
started back to the water I followed, and when she stripped down to her very
sexy bikini, I joined her in the water. Splashing around was fun until
Yasmine asked if I thought splashing around attracts crocodiles like it does
sharks.

Buzz Kill!

"They're more afraid of you than you are of them!" Rasta George shouted from
shore.

"Ya sure?" I asked not expecting a real answer, but I got one.

"If I let the crocs eat the people I go out of business quick, no?" He
answered, which made perfect sense to me.

After a few pictures we got out of the water, had a second beer and sunned
ourselves on the large rocks like our friends the crocodiles do. After about
an hour at our little oasis, it was sadly time to go.

On the way back to town we drove a lot faster and Yasmine and I shared a
bench on the boat this time and kind of snuggled as the spray from the water
gently washed over our faces. Few words were spoken, we were now on the
homebound part of our trip and I was leaving tomorrow early. I don't know
about her, but I saw a very romantic evening ahead of us.

Back in Black River we went into the same little café and got some bottled
water and french fries.

"You guys did a great Job with these," I said, squirting that translucent
Jamaican ketchup on a plate.

"Fries?" she smirked.

"French Fries!!" I said teasing her.

"We had nothing to do with them," she said dryly in that sultry French
accent.

"I love your accent," I said, immediately wishing I didn't use the word
love.

"What accent? You're the one with the accent," she teased back. "Americans
think everyone has an accent, but them."

"Go ahead, bash the ugly American" I pouted.

"You're a very cute American," she purred as she leaned over and kissed me.

Bravo! A wonderful and colorful tale of Jamaica, and of getting away
from the normal tourist traps. Too many people are intimidated by the
rumors and tales spread by those who don't know the true Jamaica and try
to keep everyone in the "compound." I've spent many hours in the town
of Black River, at the market, the docks, and the grounds where they
host the annual Jamaican Horticultural Show, just outside the town on
the way to Mandeville. More people should visit Black River,
Mandeville, and other towns outside the tourist belt and meet some of
the great people living there!

Dave


"Vinny" wrote in
:

Black River Safari w/ Yasmine & Rasta George



This was my last full day in Jamaica. This week went by so fast! Next
time I'm staying at least ten days.

I don't know why but I was so nervous sitting there eating my morning
vegetarian yummy-ness, when Yasmine appeared all packed and ready for
our day on the road. I found myself apologizing for not being ready to
go, I hate when I do that. Hell, it was only 8:15 in the damn morning
and I'm all, "um uh, well, I, ah." She sat with me as I finished my
coffee and Alan continued to give us last minute travel tips.

I went back to my cabin to get ready and to tweak my buzz. I did a few
breathing exercises to clear my head and chill my angst. Soon my
mellow returned and I let the excitement of the impending day's
adventure take over. I took the two perfectly rolled fatties from my
secret place and put them in my pocket, did one last mental checklist
and out the door I strode.

The sun and I were a bit higher in the sky now, and boy did Yasmine
look great! Energy and excitement seemed to radiate from her. It
mingled with mine seemed to lessen the space between us.

We waved good-bye to our friends and headed to the Negril Bus Depot
which is about a quarter mile past the roundabout on the road to
Sav-La-Mar. Walking past the roundabout a gaggle of cabbies called to
us in their special way, but as soon as Yasmine's French accent called
back, "70J to Sav?" they stopped, just stopped, and pointed towards
the bus depot.

In a few minutes we were walking through a sea of white Toyotas at the
depot. Again a dozen drivers told us of the "deals" they had, but once
again they heard that French accent they gave up and pointed to the
next taxi headed to Sav-La-Mar. I guess the Jamaicans think Europeans
are not as flahoolic with their money as we Americans. I didn't care,
they thought we were French and it was saving me money!

Since Yasmine had that French thing going for her and seemed to enjoy
haggling I let her do all the talking. When I'm in Negril I have that
"Everyone's my friend" attitude. Yeah, maybe it attracts more sellers
and scammers and maybe I don't always get the rock bottom price, but
for me that's half of Negril's charm. You have some fun interacting
and you pump a few bucks into the local economy.

We paid our 70J a piece for the ride to Sav, once there we'd get
another taxi to Black River. The driver sat me up front with him, and
Yasmine sat in the back of the Corolla with three Jamaicans, a mother,
her daughter, and a young man with a broken hand who somehow shoe
horned in.

The driver drove like a sixteen year old kid trying to impress his
friends, but as we headed out of town I let myself relax. It's one of
those "give in to the moment" situations. The loud thumping reggae
negated any ideas of chatting with Yasmine, so I sank into the seat
and into the music.

Soon the excitement I'd been feeling, the ganja I'd been smoking and
the energy that was flowing came together! I felt as if I was standing
at the precipice of time, fully aware, leaning into the oncoming rush
of the present. At that moment I wished Sav was a thousand miles away,
I didn't want it to end, but it was one of those rare mountaintop
experiences that are so special because you only get a glimpse at any
one time.

Sav was very different from Negril, it's less colorful, there are
fewer smiles, and the streets were not very crowded. I guess it's
where people lived and worked, not where they were trying to impress
tourists. I hear it really bustles on market day, I'm sure I'll be
back through.

We unloaded in a small lot near the center of town. There were taxis
lined up and a few food vendors with dull makeshift carts who
half-heartedly advertised their wares. Yasmine walked over and got a
jelly coconut from one of them, while I found taxi number two. This
time the taxi was a mini-van, we climbed into what we thought was the
two-seater up front as we sipped the delightfully strange coconut
water with two straws. When the bus filled up a third person squoze in
next to us, so much for the two-seater, Yasmine was a bit squished but
at least she was squished against me! Thank Jah for Dentine!

The ride out of Savannah-La-Mar was fast and furious, there were
fourteen people shoved in the van, and I felt like I was actually
traveling in a foreign country. The people were warm and friendly,
they seemed interested in us, where we were from and why we weren't on
a tour bus. I answered one older woman, "how else was I gonna meet
you!" And they say Jamaicans are smooth!

It seems the entire tourism industry did everything it could to keep
separation between tourists and normal Jamaicans, the ones not trained
by years of working the tourist trade. Part of me knows that's how
they make thier money, by packaging Jamaica in a polished shell, but
another part knows, that sadly, this is too close for most American
and European tourists. Maybe, I can help spread the word.

Yasmine and I made chit chat, discussing philosophy, politics, and
Paris (the city, not the heiress), it was wonderful. She was a strong,
confident woman and yet so feminine. I admit the idea that these
qualities are mutually exclusive is a defective mental construct made
up of my past bad relationships, yet I could feel a manly confidence
build as we sat close, touched and talked.

The terrain really changes as you leave Sav, the lush tropical feel
gives way to grassy, almost desert-like conditions, which I guess why
the Spanish named it, the savannah by the sea. Leaving Westmoreland
Township and entering St. Elizabeth, the road immediately gets better,
and the already racing driver picks up speed.

The taxi had all but emptied itself along the route. Most of the group
getting out at the town of Bluefields, the boyhood home of Peter Tosh,
the second most famous Jamaican reggae star, several more at
Whitehouse, where they are building a huge new Sandals resort, more
like a small city, really, than a resort. It stands out like a sore
thumb, literally, because it is being built on a small peninsula, and
figuratively because it breaks up the natural country charm of the
area. At every cross road you see small rum shacks and markets, with
small country inns sparsely dotting the roadside between. I guess in
twenty years the south shore will look like the strip in Negril,
hopefully Negril won't become like the over commercialized "Hip Strip"
in Mobay. Old-timers say it already has.

Pulling into Black River, it looked a lot like Sav-La-Mar, though
there was a bit more color and much more commerce. We each paid our
150J to the driver, and it struck me what a great trip it was, just
over two hours and only about $3.50US.

In Jamaica, the bus depots are not in the tourist part of town, they
are in the people part of town. We headed across a small bridge
towards the docks along the river. To our right was the Black River
Safari, it was the local tourist trap taking a bus load of people up
river at a time in covered pontoon boats, complete with music, and
sticky-sweet rum punch at the turn around point.

We turned left and headed to local docks along the river. There were a
half dozen twelve foot multicolored fishing boats lined up complete
with local guides looking for more adventurous travelers like us, just
like Yasmine's guide book said there would be.

This is where we met Rasta George. Rasta George was the real deal, he
told us of an exciting, fun, educational, and romantic trip into the
Black River Morass, and all this for only $2US more than the
"Corporate Tour." He had me at hello, but we haggled a bit anyway. He
wouldn't budge, which somehow was so strange in Jamaica that we said
ok and forked over $40US. He told us to wait in a little café right
there near the docks where we sipped icy Tings and excitedly waited
for our odyssey to begin.

About fifteen minutes later we were climbing into a small fishing boat
and headed up the river. It was only then when I realized I'd given my
camera to Yasmine to keep in her bag. As I began taking pictures I
focused on an oncoming big tour boat, the people yelled and waved as
they zoomed by, and I looked at Yasmine and we said in unison, "This
is so much better!" Rasta George smiled and said that we've seen
nothing yet, and for years we'd be telling people to come see Rasta
George in Black River. He was right!

Rasta George is a tall thin Rastaman, his dreads were tucked into a
tam bearing the Rasta colors of green, yellow and red, he wore wire
rimmed sunglasses and he bubbled with personality. He was a great
guide explaining all about the morass, what rivers fed it and how they
come together to form Black River, he knew all about the flora and
fauna, and explained how the swamp's eco-chain worked.

As if on cue the boat driver Brant, shouted something to Rasta George
and pointed to another tour boat also headed up river and paused along
the riverside with all its passengers pointing, ooh-ing and aah-ing.
As we pulled close we could see that just beyond the river's edge was
a small lagoon with a supposed crocodile swimming around. The tour
boat was stopped about ten yards out in the river, but we didn't even
slow down as we approached!

"Brace yourself!" Called Rasta George as we crashed through the
mangrove and slid into the small lagoon, and yes there was a crocodile
in there with us! At first I was freaked out, more so from the tour
boat folks screaming than from the three foot crocodile hastily
swimming away from us.

"Just a pickney," he whispered to Yasmine and me as we went back out
to the river, but as we passed near the tour boat he shouted, "No Mon!
Can't see dem giants from a da tour boat," his wink told us he was
playing to the tour boat patrons. The tour boat guide gave us a dirty
look and gunned the engines on the big boat, as we smugly waved
goodbye, feeling pretty good about or decision to see the river with
Rasta George.

"Tourists," I said in a jokingly snobbish way, which made Yasmine
laugh. I looked back a few seconds later and she was still laughing.
"What?" I queried.

"You look like more of a tourist than anyone else on the entire
island!" she said laughing with Rasta George and Brant joining in.

"Looks can be and obviously ARE deceiving!!" I retorted, and we all
laughed and Yasmine gave me an apologetic hug. Yeah, OK, I was wearing
blue shorts, sandals, a loud Hawaiian shirt, a bright red Phillies
baseball cap and I was furiously taking pictures, BUT looks are
deceiving for I am Vinny, man of the world!

Now with my balls thoroughly broken we continued our trek up river.
Soon we came up on a little bar where the tour boat from earlier was
docked, the tourists were drinking thier punch and dancing to reggae
from a boom box. They were having a grand 'ol time. Just past the bar
was low concrete bridge, far too low for the tour boats and that was
obviously where we were headed.

"Them tour boats can't come up here, this is why you come with us!"
Rasta George boasted and into the upper river we went. I never felt so
separated from the real world as I did then, pulling away from the
tourists I had flashbacks to all those movies where the scary part
starts just like this! Anytime you go to Negril you know you're not in
Philly anymore, or Kansas, or, you know what I mean, but here, fifty
miles from Negril and then ten miles up a jungle river, the feeling is
truly awesome.

Up here there are some serious crocodiles, five footers at least,
which seem pretty damn big, when you're close enough to reach out and
touch them. I don't know how many times that day I thought to myself,
"Is this really
happening?" "Am I really here?" Little did I know the coolness meter
was
about to ratchet itself up another notch.

Around a small bend in the narrowing river was a rickety wooden dock
at a tiny little cove. We docked at this little oasis in the mangrove.
Yasmine and I just looked at each other. I was thinking this must be
the romantic part of the trip Rasta George told us about back in town.
I don't know what she was thinking.

Climbing out of the boat we could see a small thatched hut in the
clearing and we walked up to make our introductions. We all got Red
Stripes and made small talk as we shared one of the spliffs I brought
with me.

The bartender told us to take advantage of the afternoon sun and take
a dip in the crocodile filled river. I thought he was crazy but when
Yasmine started back to the water I followed, and when she stripped
down to her very sexy bikini, I joined her in the water. Splashing
around was fun until Yasmine asked if I thought splashing around
attracts crocodiles like it does sharks.

Buzz Kill!

"They're more afraid of you than you are of them!" Rasta George
shouted from shore.

"Ya sure?" I asked not expecting a real answer, but I got one.

"If I let the crocs eat the people I go out of business quick, no?" He
answered, which made perfect sense to me.

After a few pictures we got out of the water, had a second beer and
sunned ourselves on the large rocks like our friends the crocodiles
do. After about an hour at our little oasis, it was sadly time to go.