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Threat level* raised to orange (high alert)
High alert:
Due to some difficult circumstances in the White house that require sensational distraction, the nation's threat level* is being raised to Orange or high alert. Air travellers should especially be on the alert and restrict unneccessary travel. Travellers and citizens should be on the lookout for portable SAMs. Travellers should avoid flights with early morning and especially late evening takeoffs in the cold fall weather. If a SAM is detected on takeoff, be advised to not forget to both pray and panic. Air traffic supervisors should heighten security around the perimeter of the airport and should consider directing departing aircraft into the early morning sun, wind speed permitting. Residents should report both suspicious looking semitic people or suspicious** activity near airports to airport security and law enforcement. The White House junta intends to reduce the nation's threat level as soon as it is clear no independent counsel will be appointed in investigation into the Novak/Plame/Wilson leak, and it sincerely appologizes for any inconvenience or deaths caused by this distraction. Have a nice day. *unofficial threat level **suspicious activity may include: possessing dangerous weapons, filming near airports, soliciting art, or loitering in a car. would i fly right now?? no. because who nose what can happen. nosenos nosenose nosenosen nonsensen |
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Threat level* raised to orange (high alert)
militant dissident wrote: High alert: Due to some difficult circumstances in the White house that require sensational distraction, the nation's threat level* is being raised to Orange or high alert. The current level is yellow/elevated http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/ |
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Threat level* raised to orange (high alert)
"militant dissident" wrote in message
Ahh, the wonders of google will never cease... -- Alan Erskine alanerskine(at)optusnet.com.au Trial or release, Mr Bush, trial or release. |
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