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Caribbean travel is dangerous !
There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women,
rape the men and steal the animals onboard, I tell you ! Yes, it's dangerous ! |
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Caribbean travel is dangerous !
It is more like kill the men, steal the fish and boat.
"Tom-Alex Soorhull" wrote in message om... There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women, rape the men and steal the animals onboard, I tell you ! Yes, it's dangerous ! |
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"Kurt Ullman" wrote in message k.net... In article , wrote: Previously in rec.travel.caribbean, (Kurt Ullman) proclaimed : In article , (Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote: There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women, rape the men and steal the animals onboard, I tell you ! Yes, it's dangerous ! I keep forgetting is it rape THEN pillage or the other way around. I don't want to get on the wrong side of the Pirate's Union. it's also important that you do the right thing to the right object. Raping the animals, killing the women and stealing the men will only get you ridicule down at the local pirates lodge. So many rules and regulations. I can remember how it was before the government got involved when all you needed to was a ship and a parrot. Now, you have to have specific non-slide stoppers on the bottom of your peg leg, a safety guard on the hook, the Coast Guard has to inspect the ship, ATF is making us keep up paperwork on the cannon, the Humane Society has to make sure you aren't keeping the parrot on your shoulder for more than 5 hours at a time and that they have two breaks a shift. I tell ya, being a pirate ain't as fun as it used to be. Don't forget you have to Shiver you Timbers according to the regulations of the forestry commission and have to plant new ones to replace the ones that you cut down. |
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"Cruising Chrissy" wrote in message ... On 16 May 2004 01:38:47 -0700, (Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote: There are dangerous pirates everywhere , they will kill the women, yawn rape the men Oh, good. Homosexual pirates, that's what we need. and steal the animals onboard, I tell you ! LEAVE THE KITTENS ALONE! For a discussion of homosexual pirates I direct you to the following book: Sodomy and the pirate tradition : English sea rovers in the seventeenth century Caribbean by B.R. Burg ; with a new introduction by the author. New York University Press, 1995. |
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"Bill Barner" wrote in message ... For a discussion of homosexual pirates I direct you to the following book: Sodomy and the pirate tradition : English sea rovers in the seventeenth century Caribbean by B.R. Burg ; with a new introduction by the author. New York University Press, 1995. I would actually be more afraid meeting american soldiers these days, than to meet pirates Leif A |
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