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The Trabant is 50 years old - what's your favourite Trabi joke?
Man pulls up at garage. "I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please". Short pause. Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal". Gerry |
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The Trabant is 50 years old - what's your favourite Trabi joke?
On 2/22/2007 12:23 PM Gerald Oliver Swift fell asleep at the keyboard,
and awoke to find this: Man pulls up at garage. "I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please". Short pause. Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal". Why do all Trabi drivers get to go to heaven? Because they've already experienced hell on earth. What do you call three Trabis in a traffic accident? A Tupperware party. What do you call a Trabi that's been driven to the top of a steep hill? A miracle. How do you double the value of a Trabi? Fill up the fuel tank. Want more? -- dgs |
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The Trabant is 50 years old - what's your favourite Trabi joke?
dgs wrote:
On 2/22/2007 12:23 PM Gerald Oliver Swift fell asleep at the keyboard, and awoke to find this: Man pulls up at garage. "I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please". Short pause. Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal". Why do all Trabi drivers get to go to heaven? Because they've already experienced hell on earth. What do you call three Trabis in a traffic accident? A Tupperware party. What do you call a Trabi that's been driven to the top of a steep hill? A miracle. How do you double the value of a Trabi? Fill up the fuel tank. Want more? Q. How many people does it take to make a Trabant? A. Two. One to make the folds, another one to put glue on the edges T. |
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The Trabant is 50 years old - what's your favourite Trabi joke?
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 20:23:48 +0000, Gerald Oliver Swift
wrote: Man pulls up at garage. "I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please". Short pause. Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal". What's the differece between a Trabant and a Jehovah's Witness? You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness. Keith, Bristol, UK |
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The Trabant is 50 years old - what's your favourite Trabi joke?
On 2/23/2007 9:38 AM Tom Peel fell asleep at the keyboard, and awoke to
find this: Q. How many people does it take to make a Trabant? A. Two. One to make the folds, another one to put glue on the edges When does a Trabant reach its highest speed? When it's hauled away by a tow truck. How do you measure the acceleration of a Trabant? Use a calendar. -- dgs |
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The Trabant is 50 years old - what's your favourite Trabi joke?
What's your favorite color to paint a loo?
Duh "Gerald Oliver Swift" a écrit dans le message de news: ... Man pulls up at garage. "I'd like two wiper blades for a Trabant, please". Short pause. Garage owner then replies:- "OK - it's a deal". Gerry |
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The Trabant is 50 years old - what's your favourite Trabi joke?
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:17:32 +0100, Magda wrote:
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:28:37 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, dgs arranged some electrons, so they looked like this: ... Want more? Yes, please. ) Alexanderplatz, East Berlin, in DDR times. A Cadillac of the US Embassy drives past, closely followed by a Trabant with 3 Stasi men in it. One passer-by turns to another and says: "Did you see those two cars?" "Yes." "Which do you reckon is the better car?" "Oh, the Trabant, every time!" "Don't you know ANYTHING about cars?" "Yes, but I don't know anything about you." Keith, Bristol, UK |
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The Trabant is 50 years old - what's your favourite Trabi joke?
On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:17:32 +0100, Magda wrote:
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:28:37 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, dgs arranged some electrons, so they looked like this: ... Want more? Yes, please. ) And why were there always 3 Stasi men in the Trabant? They needed one guy who was reasonably intelligent who could drive. They needed another reasonably intelligent guy who could read a map, tell the driver where to go, and write up reports afterwards. And what did the third guy who sat in the back do? - Kept an eye on the two intellectuals in the front. Keith, Bristol, UK |
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