Atlanta Airport Parking & Waiting 'n Waiting 'n Waiting

Airport parking & arrival-waiting at ATL is that special treat of one's
dull life, for instances:

10. $2 an hour ain't that bad for convenient parking especially if the
damne plane is delayed more than two-three hours on the tarmac in
Newark because of the rain storm--so, tuff****skey, a-hole

9. The neat re-modelling for enhanced security makes a boring task fun
amongst chaos & police

8. The directional signs in the parking garage are plain as mud when ya
figure-out where the !@#$%^&*() lane actually is, and that it's
impossible to get back it to so ya can go up to the 4th level (from the
3rd level)

7. If ya lose the parking time stub, $24 is a fair total fare, so be
sure & use it for throwing away overly chewed gum, jerkoff

6. When that wonderful announcing voice repetitiously, redundantly,
repeatedly warns of something sinister, & then gently ends with that
"have a nice flight," the world feels of true goodness

5. When a new hardcover book at an airport store is priced at only $26,
then I betcha they sell 'em by the tons, unlike them dumb discount
half-offs at ebay etal

4. A 7 cent tax on a one dollar newspaper ain't a bad deal to get from
a naive stranger who gets taken-in by not using a vending machine, or
buying it at a Qwik Trip on the way with the 59 cent 32 ounce diet rite
soda with terrific dome thing to put straw-on

3. Since there is WENDY'S at the airport, Dave Thomas could be
re-incarnated as a grandfatherly security guard on a feeding break, but
without the 99 cents menu come-ons, because it's the @#$!%^&*()_+
airport, stupid.

2. The silvery telephone take 50 cents, and with patience of a
sleeping cat ya eventually can get India to tell 'em the @#$%^&*()_+
phone took your 50 cents & then kept demanding 50 cents, 50 cents,
fifty cents, fifty cents....

1. The luggage look-alikes on the moving carousels are amongst the
greater innovations since sliced enriched.

The only help that I can offer is with your top problem -- luggage look
alikes. Colored duct tape can make identification quick & easy with
little chance that the vision impaired will make off with your bag.
However distinctive the bag that you purchase consider how many
identical ones the manufacturer created.



Robert Cohen wrote:

Airport parking & arrival-waiting at ATL is that special treat of one's
dull life, for instances:

10. $2 an hour ain't that bad for convenient parking especially if the
damne plane is delayed more than two-three hours on the tarmac in
Newark because of the rain storm--so, tuff****skey, a-hole

9. The neat re-modelling for enhanced security makes a boring task fun
amongst chaos & police

8. The directional signs in the parking garage are plain as mud when ya
figure-out where the !@#$%^&*() lane actually is, and that it's
impossible to get back it to so ya can go up to the 4th level (from the
3rd level)

7. If ya lose the parking time stub, $24 is a fair total fare, so be
sure & use it for throwing away overly chewed gum, jerkoff

6. When that wonderful announcing voice repetitiously, redundantly,
repeatedly warns of something sinister, & then gently ends with that
"have a nice flight," the world feels of true goodness

5. When a new hardcover book at an airport store is priced at only $26,
then I betcha they sell 'em by the tons, unlike them dumb discount
half-offs at ebay etal

4. A 7 cent tax on a one dollar newspaper ain't a bad deal to get from
a naive stranger who gets taken-in by not using a vending machine, or
buying it at a Qwik Trip on the way with the 59 cent 32 ounce diet rite
soda with terrific dome thing to put straw-on

3. Since there is WENDY'S at the airport, Dave Thomas could be
re-incarnated as a grandfatherly security guard on a feeding break, but
without the 99 cents menu come-ons, because it's the @#$!%^&*()_+
airport, stupid.

2. The silvery telephone take 50 cents, and with patience of a
sleeping cat ya eventually can get India to tell 'em the @#$%^&*()_+
phone took your 50 cents & then kept demanding 50 cents, 50 cents,
fifty cents, fifty cents....

1. The luggage look-alikes on the moving carousels are amongst the
greater innovations since sliced enriched.