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ARE YOU SEARCHING LIFE PARTNER??
ARE YOU SEARCHING LIFE PARTNER??
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ARE YOU SEARCHING LIFE PARTNER??
martin the bored funnyman seeking horne
"Martin" a écrit dans le message de ... On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 08:20:37 -0800 (PST), Web Promotion India wrote: ARE YOU SEARCHING LIFE PARTNER?? Are you arranging marriages? -- Martin |
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On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 08:20:37 -0800 (PST), Web Promotion India
wrote: ARE YOU SEARCHING LIFE PARTNER?? No, can I search yours instead? On second thoughts, delete that, I wouldn't want to touch anything touched by you. Alan |
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On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 08:20:37 -0800 (PST), Web Promotion India
wrote: ARE YOU SEARCHING LIFE PARTNER?? No. Or as the old joke goes........... When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now I'm 40 and just looking for a girl with big tits. Keith (formerly of Bristol UK) now moved to Berlin/nach Berlin umgezogen |
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ARE YOU SEARCHING LIFE PARTNER??
....and you'll never find one anyway
haha very funny, could have been a joke by your old pal martin "Keith Anderson" a écrit dans le message de ... On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 08:20:37 -0800 (PST), Web Promotion India wrote: ARE YOU SEARCHING LIFE PARTNER?? No. Or as the old joke goes........... When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now I'm 40 and just looking for a girl with big tits. Keith (formerly of Bristol UK) now moved to Berlin/nach Berlin umgezogen |
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ARE YOU SEARCHING LIFE PARTNER??
On 2/1/2008 2:12 PM Runge 9 slobbered
[ *SLAP!* ] DIE! GET OFF THIS NEWSGROUP, YOU WORTHLESS VERMIN! YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING! KILL YOURSELF NOW! |
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On Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:43:33 -0800, Republicans Hate America wrote:
On 2/1/2008 2:12 PM Runge 9 slobbered [ *SLAP!* ] DIE! GET OFF THIS NEWSGROUP, YOU WORTHLESS VERMIN! YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING! KILL YOURSELF NOW! hello pot. meet kettle. |
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