What do Scottish men wear...

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Jim Davis Sr. radiated into the WorldWideWait:
"rick boyd" wrote in message
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On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat wrote:

...under their kilts ?

Do what you were taught at school.
Put your hand up to find out.

Right. And if it's a Quarter Pounder, He's a MacDonald.

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rick boyd radiated into the WorldWideWait:
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 14:59:13 +0800, "Nik"
wrote:

Looking at the photo (see Marcus Fox's link above) this seems to
be the most natual explanation. But who knows?

Oh come on Bomber O'Warrenssen. Anyone with a degree in logic can
see he simply had too much haggis the night before.

??? But, but there IS no such thing as "too much haggis".
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In article p1hc40lie8fd8sjmc71o2818qjund1nhhp@usenet,
nat wrote:

...under their kilts ?

The late Gordon Brown (Scotland and the British Isles) was once asked by
a lady what was worn under the kilt.

He replied "Nothing, madam. It's all in perfect working order".

William Clark

Marcus Fox ) wrote:


Is this the photograph?
http://www.geocities.com/marcusfox/windyscotsman.jpg. (Note - geocities may
not allow me to link to items on my site, if this is the case, please copy
and paste into your address bar.)

That's not real. Instead, it is an ass painted on his kilt to look real.
I hear it's the latest fashion rage in Japan.


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Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
as Queen Victoria asking
'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
and receiving the reply
'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
© Spike Milligan

On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat wrote:


...under their kilts ?

"Marcus Fox" wrote in
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"Nik" wrote in message
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"nat" wrote in message
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...under their kilts ?

Nothing - a quite famous photo taken here in HK during the rule of the
British shows this as a wind blew up a Scotchman's kilt during the flag
ceremony in the morning.

Is this the photograph?
http://www.geocities.com/marcusfox/windyscotsman.jpg. (Note - geocities
may
not allow me to link to items on my site, if this is the case, please copy
and paste into your address bar.)

Marcus

That's a very gay pose!

"Whitewolf" wrote in message
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On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 19:58:20 GMT, (P J
Wallace) wrote:

Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
as Queen Victoria asking
'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
and receiving the reply
'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
© Spike Milligan

On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat wrote:


...under their kilts ?

Thanks for that... Never knew our Spike said that! :-)

Ray

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He was full of 'em. His gravestone was supposed to have read, 'I told
you I was ill', which is mildly amusing...

On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 20:26:37 GMT, Whitewolf wrote:

On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 19:58:20 GMT, (P J
Wallace) wrote:

Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
as Queen Victoria asking
'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
and receiving the reply
'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
© Spike Milligan

On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat wrote:


...under their kilts ?

Thanks for that... Never knew our Spike said that! :-)

Please, it's almost as old as this one.

"She asked me what was worn under the kilt, so I showed her. She said,
"oh, it's gruesome." I told her to grab hold of it, and it grew some
more."

Works better when spoken, come to think of it.

-- rick boyd

Why do they wear kilts...cause sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!!!!!!!!!
"Whitewolf" wrote in message
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On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 23:39:37 -0000, "didgerman"
wrote:


"Whitewolf" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 19:58:20 GMT, (P J
Wallace) wrote:

Wrong question for the best answer. This is more properly formulated
as Queen Victoria asking
'Tell me, is anything worn under the kilt?'
and receiving the reply
'No, Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order'
© Spike Milligan

On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 04:56:12 +0800, nat wrote:


...under their kilts ?

Thanks for that... Never knew our Spike said that! :-)

Ray

He was full of 'em. His gravestone was supposed to have read, 'I told
you I was ill', which is mildly amusing...

LOL!! is that what it actually says or.... wait a minute, is the great man
gone from us at all? I'd not heard from him or about him in so long and
all...


Ray

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have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb
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The Reid wrote:
Following up to Nik

as a wind blew up a Scotchman's kilt d

"scot's kilt"

Scotchman's kilt.

They don't get to dictate what they're called in English. They can voice their
preference, but it is not incumbent upon other English speakers to comply.
They're Scotch, with no disrespect intended.

\\P. Schultz