Season's Greetings

From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee").



Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all.



PLUS

a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects
whose contributions to society have helped make the European Union great,
(not to imply that the European Union is necessarily greater than any other
union or is the only "EUROPEAN UNION" in the western hemisphere), and
having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.



By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that-



This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of
the wishes.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until
the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our
Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead
or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of
this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party
names and images are hereby acknowledged.


All seplling and grammar errors are international.



--
Tim C.

On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:24:30 +0100, Tim C.
wrote:

my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious,

well, David is grounded by fog, I wont be driving Xmas day.

socially responsible, politically correct,
low stress,

have you met my relies?

non-addictive,

what about booze

gender neutral,

I like gender!

celebration of the winter solstice holiday

YES, best wishes to you and all who sail in him/her.
--
Mike Reid
"Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity" Don Cupitt (theologian)
"Christmas is the christianisation of the solstice" M.Reid(self appointed expert)
"http://www.fellwalk.co.uk/happyxmas.htm"