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  #51  
Old June 30th, 2010, 01:23 AM posted to rec.travel.caribbean,rec.travel.cruises,rec.nude
Jenny6833A
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On Jun 29, 1:33*pm, wrote:
In article ,
Ari Silverstein wrote:

Why would you ever go to Jamaica or anywhere in the Carribean without going
to a nude beach?

Marijuana? Heck if I know. I think that they fear erections and stiff
nipples.


In all my years as a naturist I've never seen that happen at a nude beach..

If that's what's keeping them from going to the beach they should just
relax. *It's not going to happen.

Terry


In all my years of going to beaches of the nudity prevalent variety,
which at last count was 25+ years and 50+ beaches in half-a-dozen or
so countries, I've seen five whole seconds of erections -- a second or
so at a time. All of them were the result of a ****ed off woman
setting out to embarrass hell out of the man she was mad at. We can
do that, you know.

One was at Rooster Rock in Oregon, way back when I was but a slip of a
lass. Couple A and Couple B were on the island, walking along the
canal, with Gal A the closest and Guy B at her side. Guy B nudged Gal
A, and in she went. He laughed and laughed. She climbed out, walked
up to Guy B, and jumped on him, her legs around his waist, her arms
around his neck, kissing his face and murmurring endearments. I got a
brief view of the result as Guy B broke loose and dived into the
canal. He took a bit longer than she had to climb out.

The others cases are similar, one at Blacks and one abroad. (In the
latter case, I was a broad abroad.) (Ha!) I've never seen any that
were the result of the prevailing textile misconception.

I once computed the odds by taking five seconds and dividing by my
(estimated) total number of seconds on such beaches The answer was
0.00000000000000004 or something, which doesn't say it won't happen,
but that the odds are veeerrrry low.

:-)

Jenny
  #52  
Old June 30th, 2010, 01:27 AM posted to rec.travel.caribbean,rec.travel.cruises,rec.nude
Jenny6833A
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On Jun 29, 3:17*pm, wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:20:54 -0400, Jean O'Boyle

wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:42:22 +0000 (UTC),
wrote:


In article ,
Sue Mullen wrote:


Jean has you in her killfile


Yeah, she keeps saying that. *I hope she figures out how a killfile works soon.


I see Nudists Woods post, Sue, when you responded to it otherwise I
have him killfiled. You note that Woods side stepped our questions
about his pedophilic practices. No surprises there, nudists seamier
sides os a disgusting lifestyle. Built around free sex and
fornication. Often in front of children, God has specilly hot fires
for their eternal stay.


--Jean


It's been quite awhile since I've seen somebody so completely full of
****. Mother Henrietta Hickey had very little on you.

-T.
(sheesh)


Anna comes close. Sportsnut isn't far behind.

:-)

Jenny
  #53  
Old June 30th, 2010, 02:43 AM posted to rec.travel.caribbean,rec.travel.cruises,rec.nude
Terry J. Wood
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Ari Silverstein wrote in news:88vf9jF9jU1
@mid.individual.net:

Really, no stiffies or perkies?


Nope. Not a one. Maybe that's because all the nudists I know are senior
citizens! :-)
  #54  
Old June 30th, 2010, 04:02 AM posted to rec.travel.caribbean,rec.travel.cruises,rec.nude
Ari Silverstein
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On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 20:43:47 -0500, Terry J. Wood wrote:

Ari Silverstein wrote in news:88vf9jF9jU1
@mid.individual.net:

Really, no stiffies or perkies?


Nope. Not a one. Maybe that's because all the nudists I know are senior
citizens! :-)


Yow!
--
Ari Silverstein, C.T.A; C.T.A.S, Cruise Travel Advisory Services
www.cruisequick.com - able to offer some of the lowest prices and best
value added in the industry. (not affiliated)
  #55  
Old June 30th, 2010, 04:08 AM posted to rec.travel.caribbean,rec.travel.cruises,rec.nude
Ari Silverstein
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On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:23:58 -0700 (PDT), Jenny6833A wrote:

On Jun 29, 1:33*pm, wrote:
In article ,
Ari Silverstein wrote:

Why would you ever go to Jamaica or anywhere in the Carribean without going
to a nude beach?
Marijuana? Heck if I know. I think that they fear erections and stiff
nipples.


In all my years as a naturist I've never seen that happen at a nude beach.

If that's what's keeping them from going to the beach they should just
relax. *It's not going to happen.

Terry


In all my years of going to beaches of the nudity prevalent variety,
which at last count was 25+ years and 50+ beaches in half-a-dozen or
so countries, I've seen five whole seconds of erections -- a second or
so at a time. All of them were the result of a ****ed off woman
setting out to embarrass hell out of the man she was mad at. We can
do that, you know.


Erection by embarrassment? Or the Decline And Fall Of the Penis by
being embarrassed?

One was at Rooster Rock in Oregon, way back when I was but a slip of a
lass. Couple A and Couple B were on the island, walking along the
canal, with Gal A the closest and Guy B at her side. Guy B nudged Gal
A, and in she went. He laughed and laughed. She climbed out, walked
up to Guy B, and jumped on him, her legs around his waist, her arms
around his neck, kissing his face and murmurring endearments. I got a
brief view of the result as Guy B broke loose and dived into the
canal. He took a bit longer than she had to climb out.

The others cases are similar, one at Blacks and one abroad. (In the
latter case, I was a broad abroad.) (Ha!) I've never seen any that
were the result of the prevailing textile misconception.

I once computed the odds by taking five seconds and dividing by my
(estimated) total number of seconds on such beaches The answer was
0.00000000000000004 or something, which doesn't say it won't happen,
but that the odds are veeerrrry low.

:-)

Jenny


I'm not going to doubt you, Jenny, but if this is true, then the mere
act of wearing clothes creates penile erections and, I suppose,
clitoral erections. That naturism somehow turns off sexual
attractiveness.

Hasn't been my experience but I am not a naturist just a guy who likes
to dump his clothes off anytime he can.
--
Ari Silverstein, C.T.A; C.T.A.S, Cruise Travel Advisory Services
www.cruisequick.com - able to offer some of the lowest prices and best
value added in the industry. (not affiliated)
  #56  
Old June 30th, 2010, 04:12 AM posted to rec.travel.caribbean,rec.travel.cruises,rec.nude
Jean O'Boyle[_5_]
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On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:27:30 -0700 (PDT), Jenny6833A wrote:

On Jun 29, 3:17*pm, wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:20:54 -0400, Jean O'Boyle

wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:42:22 +0000 (UTC),
wrote:


In article ,
Sue Mullen wrote:


Jean has you in her killfile


Yeah, she keeps saying that. *I hope she figures out how a killfile works soon.


I see Nudists Woods post, Sue, when you responded to it otherwise I
have him killfiled. You note that Woods side stepped our questions
about his pedophilic practices. No surprises there, nudists seamier
sides os a disgusting lifestyle. Built around free sex and
fornication. Often in front of children, God has specilly hot fires
for their eternal stay.


--Jean


It's been quite awhile since I've seen somebody so completely full of
****. Mother Henrietta Hickey had very little on you.

-T.
(sheesh)


Anna comes close. Sportsnut isn't far behind.

:-)

Jenny


Two more for God's killfile. Filthy perverts are everywhere selling
their personal lifestyles of sin and decadence.

My daughter is in Africa as a volunteer. Here you come along as a
perfect pole opposite of her. A soul stained pervert to her majestic
Christian love.

Don't ask for directions to HELL, Jesus will personally escort you and
supervise the burning of your naked, perverted bodies.

--Jean Heaven Bound
  #57  
Old June 30th, 2010, 05:10 AM posted to rec.travel.caribbean,rec.travel.cruises,rec.nude
Terry J. Wood
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Jean O'Boyle wrote in
:

Don't ask for directions to HELL, Jesus will personally escort you and
supervise the burning of your naked, perverted bodies.


I can hear Peter D in heaven right now saying "What a Maroon!"
  #58  
Old June 30th, 2010, 07:55 AM posted to rec.travel.caribbean,rec.travel.cruises,rec.nude
Jean O'Boyle[_5_]
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On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:10:34 -0500, Terry J. Wood wrote:

Jean O'Boyle wrote in
:

Don't ask for directions to HELL, Jesus will personally escort you and
supervise the burning of your naked, perverted bodies.


I received an email that Pervert Woods blasphemed St. Peter. I am sure
he doesn't speak unkindly when he hunts the unsaintly ones.

Of to HELL you go, Terry The Pedophile.

--Jean
  #59  
Old June 30th, 2010, 09:40 AM posted to rec.travel.caribbean,rec.travel.cruises,rec.nude
Jenny6833A
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On Jun 29, 8:12*pm, Jean O'Boyle
wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:27:30 -0700 (PDT), Jenny6833A wrote:
On Jun 29, 3:17*pm, wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:20:54 -0400, Jean O'Boyle


wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:42:22 +0000 (UTC),
wrote:


In article ,
Sue Mullen wrote:


Jean has you in her killfile


Yeah, she keeps saying that. *I hope she figures out how a killfile works soon.


I see Nudists Woods post, Sue, when you responded to it otherwise I
have him killfiled. You note that Woods side stepped our questions
about his pedophilic practices. No surprises there, nudists seamier
sides os a disgusting lifestyle. Built around free sex and
fornication. Often in front of children, God has specilly hot fires
for their eternal stay.


--Jean


It's been quite awhile since I've seen somebody so completely full of
****. Mother Henrietta Hickey had very little on you.


-T.
(sheesh)


Anna comes close. *Sportsnut isn't far behind.


:-)


Jenny


Two more for God's killfile. Filthy perverts are everywhere selling
their personal lifestyles of sin and decadence.


Yes, especially in America. They're called Evangelical Christians.

Jean, may you have a nice nude day!

Jenny
  #60  
Old June 30th, 2010, 09:41 AM posted to rec.travel.caribbean,rec.travel.cruises,rec.nude
Jenny6833A
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On Jun 29, 8:08*pm, Ari Silverstein wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:23:58 -0700 (PDT), Jenny6833A wrote:
On Jun 29, 1:33 pm, wrote:
In article ,
Ari Silverstein wrote:


Why would you ever go to Jamaica or anywhere in the Carribean without going
to a nude beach?
Marijuana? Heck if I know. I think that they fear erections and stiff
nipples.


In all my years as a naturist I've never seen that happen at a nude beach.


If that's what's keeping them from going to the beach they should just
relax. It's not going to happen.


Terry


In all my years of going to beaches of the nudity prevalent variety,
which at last count was 25+ years and 50+ beaches in half-a-dozen or
so countries, I've seen five whole seconds of erections -- a second or
so at a time. *All of them were the result of a ****ed off woman
setting out to embarrass hell out of the man she was mad at. *We can
do that, you know.


Erection by embarrassment? Or the Decline And Fall Of the Penis by
being embarrassed?





One was at Rooster Rock in Oregon, way back when I was but a slip of a
lass. *Couple A and Couple B were on the island, walking along the
canal, with Gal A the closest and Guy B at her side. *Guy B nudged Gal
A, and in she went. *He laughed and laughed. *She climbed out, walked
up to Guy B, and jumped on him, her legs around his waist, her arms
around his neck, kissing his face and murmurring endearments. *I got a
brief view of the result as Guy B broke loose and dived into the
canal. *He took a bit longer than she had to climb out.


The others cases are similar, one at Blacks and one abroad. *(In the
latter case, I was a broad abroad.) *(Ha!) *I've never seen any that
were the result of the prevailing textile misconception.


I once computed the odds by taking five seconds and dividing by my
(estimated) total number of seconds on such beaches *The answer was
0.00000000000000004 or something, which doesn't say it won't happen,
but that the odds are veeerrrry low.


:-)


Jenny


I'm not going to doubt you, Jenny, but if this is true, then the mere
act of wearing clothes creates penile erections and, I suppose,
clitoral erections. That naturism somehow turns off sexual
attractiveness.

Hasn't been my experience but I am not a naturist just a guy who likes
to dump his clothes off anytime he can.
--
Ari Silverstein


Ari's comments make no sense to me. Absolutely none.

:-|

Jenny
 




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