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the adventures of the land surfer in oz
spack attack
+++ oh hi psychic blog +++ oasis 'wonderwall' +++ this better be good melody i missed yr call was out doin somethin i shouldnt i was thinkin on th death of my character rock n roll paulie so i guess umm +++ at least th song fits +++ yr too good looking and female to be my case worker +++ didnt th ****heads tell ya i was allergic to girls oh dear +++ let's see if yr cleverer than th boys +++ i;d about decided to burn rock n roll paulie in effigy on new years eve i spend new years eve alone so it could be fun +++ placebo 'running up that hill' +++ maybe with th pirate pants on it or maybe th clown pants i dont need em anymore +++ th drugs havent kicked in yet th nuts are as rotten as ever here ya ****in mungrel testicles smoek this ++ i was too out of it is as good an excuse as any other +++ ****in rock n roll paulie ridin up and down th fortitude valley hill stoppin to sing with is busker friends and parkin th unicycle alongside the wall +++ my twin soul brother is right there's nothin special in unrequited love and drugs n rock n roll +++ any guy can sing with five buskers in a night and not get laid or paid +++ sugababes 'overload' +++ worse for me th ****ers encouraged me +++ it isnt ****in art +++ and i cant sing liek a girl anymore bein told i'm multi talented +++ that just makes it worse +++ i dont need to sit on strete corners in th fortitude valley till dawn busting my hump on a mad unicycle and singin songs i can not get laid without goin to anywhere near as much trouble +++ six ****ing yrs +++ i dunno paulie +++ "u just didnt see my point of view before" my diary read good "says u" +++ "look jenny" "th **** deserves to die" "th most useless" "character we've ever dreamed up" +++ slidin to a stop on th motionless unicycle wheel +++ city high 'song for you' +++ ah well i havent done it for five months +++ i can take solace that after six yrs i finally grew a brain "with a little help from th local council" thanks so much guys i paid th fine ridin a bicycle a girls bike safety bocycle thru th fortitude valley mall annoyed me so much i was on a unicycle and it's the fortitude valley entertainment precinct i stopped goin +++ and five months of th blackban on th valley has given me distance +++ gone back and read this very same psychic blog of mine and wot was i thinking ? +++ dill +++ singin with five diffeent buskers and i wasnt a busker not in th hat +++ so i rarely got anything from th crowd just from th muso's drink and drugs dependin on th guy +++ and every time but one in six yrs i spent more drivin in and gettin prepared than i came home with +++ tokyo ghetto pussy 'i want you' +++ dont think so utter failure +++ but i enjoyed it at th time +++ course in surfer paradise doin th same things got me laid in th doorway of a nightclub but i dont wanna go back singin there either +++ bit casual for me th sex and morticia dried up amazing a chick who ****s 12 times a day +++ that part of my psychic blog was fun to read and write +++ the land surfer has reclaimed his body and rock n roll paulie is such a pitiful character we're killing him off +++ it's my diary can do wot i want +++ th yonger crowd and th blow ins dont remember rock n roll george +++ gorgeous fj holden twin fox tails last of th bodgies +++ wonder wot brizzy's history will say about me last of th hippies +++ or somethin similar +++ rock n roll george was an icon for well over 20 yrs i know we never gave im anything +++ but **** +++ i still miss ya man remember drivin my beetle into town at 17 and cuttin off yr fj at th light +++ i was young and stupid instead of old and stupid liek now +++ least i ride a man;s bike **** near fell over today when i told him i was 44 +++ marianne faithfull 'pirate jenny' +++ starin at my sixpack abs and lithe body +++ i got th wrong colour skin to play in th valley +++ i go from maybe half aboriginal to let;s be kind and say 90% +++ and bein pirate jenny singin liek a girl liek i do stealin my brothers body to go out cause he's a pretty mellow dude +++ the land surfer both of us that is jacked up +++ i've heard one too many racial slurs whiel i sing +++ makin me forget i'm half dutch not that they care +++ almost as bad as he was gunna have a sexhcnage oh he's a girl got a girl in him and they only see th girl +++ and not th two hours frenzied on th edge extreme unicycling in th city before i sang one ****in note on a strete corner +++ nirvana 'polly' +++ i vote with th land surfer we kill th **** wot say u black ? +++ .. .. .. he walked off to grab a bourbon blk ? +++ "do u wish to speak to th artist known as blk" yes pls "i dont think it;s art" th music jams were nice "i got enough muso mates" ok +++ bob marley 'dont worry be happy' +++ so i'll get to sing then "i guess" +++ "and th two"" "who still wanna sing with ya" "outside th street" "have both left the street" we're in th wrong town "are where we are" +++ changin y sig today "ok" +++ my testicles have voted +++ looked after better on th unicycle no point in stopping to sing especially for unrequited love and drugs n rock n roll +++ th drugs are as unreliable as th women "money" hmmm +++ sorry a uncicyle looks after testicles better than a woman who generally doesnt at all +++ led zeppelin 'gallows pole' ++++ dont tell me that u love me u'll use my disability to hurt me on purpose every chick before u has and every ****ing one say she's th exception +++ crap on bitch +++ real man's testicles +++ cant sit next to a woman without startin t produce excess sperm 99% dont believe +++ besides only young men say they get that in puberty +++ wot am i gunna tell this case worker +++ leavin magic well out of it +++ th witchdoctor is on a pension for his nuts and rolls into his case meetings on a unicycle +++ U2 'sunday bloody sunday' +++ no i aint tellin ya i was off gettin some reddies so i can buy drugs for th after xmas period cause i always go dry and last yr was hell +++ cant ride my wheelchair no flying drugs and +++ crash and burn +++ i rang kuta lady new yrs eve right in th middle of her fight with barbie girl wot are u charmed bitches gettin up to ? i got signs breakin out on my forehead +++ i know it;s u cause of th condtion it's throwin on my face speak +++ dropped a gorgeous blonde barbie girl on th side of th highway on new yrs eve up there amongst th rioters cause you were arguin +++ mr oizo 'flat beat' +++ be ****ed dear u got one very angry witchdoctor on th phone +++ and sure enough u put yr key in th ignition and yr ****in car tried to run over yr leg th next morning +++ didnt actually harm ya just give ya a bit of a fright +++ i have to go and be a black **** for a bit scuse i .. .. .. wot did yr last ****in black **** die of ? "he didnt move quick enough" .. .. .. katie noonan 'what;s goin on ?' +++ just normal human behaviour between brothers +++ **** yr a lazy **** +++ can work liek a dog and then just loves t play boss +++ i'm wearin a sarong and i'll have t change to shorts oh and i saw yr tranny friend in th traffic on th way home ah no i dint tell him that +++ when i get around to it already put out kevvies bins and flanders is away so his too and ours +++ nirvana 'something in the way' +++ there's a reason i;ve got a sixpack and u've got a paunch young victoria smarter than u ****s +++ watches me come and go the land surfer wot she sees +++ th hard grind puttin miles on th wheel +++ not today gracie bits still sore +++ rode hard on th weekend playin up just at a different time and in a different location +++ everything pales +++ cake 'i will survive' +++ wot other adventures havent i lived yet +++ flight test continues on the suspension monoshock unicycle prototype +++ six yrs if it was possible to murder a previous personality i'd do u **** +++ ****in addict +++ music addict +++ "gotta play nice for this party on th weekend" the wake that;s diffferent +++ **** +++ i said in print i'd see paul's ban on th valley another six months i wanna change it to life +++ i stayed outta there for twenty yrs th first time +++ something for kate 'three dimensions' +++ minimal street furniture poorly designed run for kiddies not adults +++ seen better red light district +++ places where th cops dont drag ya out into th street and stick police sniffer dogs at yr crutch +++ cops wont be happy till there;s no-one there +++ worse than a bikie gang +++ park their cars trucks and wotever else all over th entrances +++ lean on their horn huge loud thing to shift ppl no reason just this one; pulling out and got a young **** at th wheel +++ caught you th other day yougn **** siren on rubber gloves on siren on to clear th light and gun it up th hill and me and ht chick both watche du just park at th next light in no hurry +++ massive attack 'inertia creeps' +++ police lady on th telly tonight on th news is that th sixth or th seventh go for drink driving this yr drunk copper showin up for work +++ they'll do liek always give em a holiday and move em on to a different station and say nothing +++ th way u ****s swagger around th valley +++ i've watched cause i;m sittin singin black **** on th corner dont exist watched an owner of an establishment tears in his eyes cause he can see wot i can see half his clientelle stoppin at th light takin one look at th inflated police presence and bye +++ i got to know a few of em as they did their walkarounds th wise manager always checks out th competition +++ th familiar faces +++ or if my ****s arent here where are they ? +++ gorillaz 'clint eastwood' +++ back in a tick... .. .. .. +++ U2 'the unforgettable fire' +++ he's twice yr size but u throw th gear around easier than he does "just exercise" truck driver +++ "cant pass th drug tests" i know +++ should prove interesting hey "stop sending me pictures" +++ "we communicate here" +++ how do ya wanna go rock n roll paulie ? we all make dumb characters that get th better of us +++ "rolling" +++ rock n roll paulie sings his last song on a street corner mounts his unicycle and rolls down th road morphing into the land surfer +++ sopranos theme song 'woke up this morning' +++ well i sing a bit better than i used to and my drumming has improved no end just gunna go ****in hard thru these six or seven tightly packed posts cmon mp3 player turn up ya **** i can hear th bitch tellin me how ****in cool i am that's better now i'm ****ing land surfing first one to ask where's yr other wheel ? gets the it';s up th arse of th last **** who asked i'm sure he'll let u have it once he figures out how to get it out smile .. .. .. pirate jenny and "black" in the adventures of the land surfer +++ p.s. +++ pink floyd 'sheep' +++ |
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