What do airlines put in their food???

"Stanley" wrote in message
news:tc4u80tunqe48fh5lpahr4cu7h87a1v6ld@netnews...
Just flew back home on United this sunday and I haven't been able to
stop ****ting for three days!

Snip

Take some Imodium and shut up.

Kswck wrote:

"Stanley" wrote in message
news:tc4u80tunqe48fh5lpahr4cu7h87a1v6ld@netnews...

Just flew back home on United this sunday and I haven't been able to
stop ****ting for three days!


Snip

Take some Imodium and shut up.


I think the problem is that he was just so full of it.

On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 19:18:03 -0700, Stanley
wrote:


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QUICK WAYS TO DELETE CRAP



The first thing to check is number of newsgroups crossposted--4 or 5
is trouble.

Check the nesgroups:


I found:


food cooking
travel air
howard stern
alt.tastleless
alt.troll

'NUFF SAID

DON'T RESPOND

Stanley wrote:
Just flew back home on United this sunday and I haven't been able to

Stop flying when Sheldon's cooking in the airport canteen.

--Blair
"Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC
Man I had a dreadful flight."

Think yourself lucky, I ate a real firey hot vindaloo, same scenario,
but my chocolate starfish was red raw from the chillies as well,I now
can relate to how annabel chong felt.

I walked with a rather embaressing gay limp for days.

Now, who's hungry? )


Stanley wrote in message news:tc4u80tunqe48fh5lpahr4cu7h87a1v6ld@netnews. ..
Just flew back home on United this sunday and I haven't been able to
stop ****ting for three days! What the hell was in that chicken? I'm
getting these real sticky messy ****s that come in waves, everytime I
think I'm done and I start wipe down comes another avalanche. Then I
just wipe and wipe and wipe but my ass is still dirty. I've gone
through about 20 Charmin *double* rolls in three days. And the farts,
they can be heard like ten houses down. I'm farting nonstop when I'm
not ****ting, and I'm ****ting when I'm not farting. The wife and the
dog won't come near me. Yesterday night we were watching tv and I let
out this deafening ship's horn type fart that rattled the walls and
shook the furniture. It felt like the titanic was about to come out
my ass so I ran to the toilet and sure enough, I gave birth to the
most humongous turd I've ever seen in my life. That thing must have
been at least 19" long. I felt like I'd just delivered septuplets
through my ass! Next time I fly I think I'll order the kosher meal.

All airlines dont serve meals anymore, they serve warmed excrement,
and here's a tip, don't fly the KLM from Washington Dulles to
Amsterdam, it then flys direct from Amsterdam to India, the smell of
indian people was gross, in recycled air conditioned aircraft.

The smell of B.O. and stale curry seeping from there skin, was in my
nose for the remainder of the day.

Plus when I flew KLM, to Amsterdam, there was so many middle eastern
people on board we got followed by a US fighter jet, very reassuring,
ahem.

Xomicron wrote in message ...
Stanley wrote in
news:tc4u80tunqe48fh5lpahr4cu7h87a1v6ld@netnews:

Just flew back home on United this sunday and I haven't been able to
stop ****ting for three days! What the hell was in that chicken? I'm
getting these real sticky messy ****s that come in waves, everytime I
think I'm done and I start wipe down comes another avalanche. Then I
just wipe and wipe and wipe but my ass is still dirty. I've gone
through about 20 Charmin *double* rolls in three days. And the farts,
they can be heard like ten houses down. I'm farting nonstop when I'm
not ****ting, and I'm ****ting when I'm not farting. The wife and the
dog won't come near me. Yesterday night we were watching tv and I let
out this deafening ship's horn type fart that rattled the walls and
shook the furniture. It felt like the titanic was about to come out
my ass so I ran to the toilet and sure enough, I gave birth to the
most humongous turd I've ever seen in my life. That thing must have
been at least 19" long. I felt like I'd just delivered septuplets
through my ass! Next time I fly I think I'll order the kosher meal.

I didn't even know they still served meals on planes.

bartmanbartmanbartman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Crazy Tribes Man" wrote in message
om...
All airlines dont serve meals anymore, they serve warmed excrement,
and here's a tip, don't fly the KLM from Washington Dulles to
Amsterdam, it then flys direct from Amsterdam to India, the smell of
indian people was gross, in recycled air conditioned aircraft.

The smell of B.O. and stale curry seeping from there skin, was in my
nose for the remainder of the day.

Plus when I flew KLM, to Amsterdam, there was so many middle eastern
people on board we got followed by a US fighter jet, very reassuring,
ahem.

Xomicron wrote in message
...
Stanley wrote in
news:tc4u80tunqe48fh5lpahr4cu7h87a1v6ld@netnews:

Just flew back home on United this sunday and I haven't been able to
stop ****ting for three days! What the hell was in that chicken? I'm
getting these real sticky messy ****s that come in waves, everytime I
think I'm done and I start wipe down comes another avalanche. Then I
just wipe and wipe and wipe but my ass is still dirty. I've gone
through about 20 Charmin *double* rolls in three days. And the farts,
they can be heard like ten houses down. I'm farting nonstop when I'm
not ****ting, and I'm ****ting when I'm not farting. The wife and the
dog won't come near me. Yesterday night we were watching tv and I let
out this deafening ship's horn type fart that rattled the walls and
shook the furniture. It felt like the titanic was about to come out
my ass so I ran to the toilet and sure enough, I gave birth to the
most humongous turd I've ever seen in my life. That thing must have
been at least 19" long. I felt like I'd just delivered septuplets
through my ass! Next time I fly I think I'll order the kosher meal.

I didn't even know they still served meals on planes.

On 28 Apr 2004 16:47:48 GMT, Xomicron puked:

Stanley wrote in
news:tc4u80tunqe48fh5lpahr4cu7h87a1v6ld@netnews :

Just flew back home on United this sunday and I haven't been able to
stop ****ting for three days! What the hell was in that chicken? I'm
getting these real sticky messy ****s that come in waves, everytime I
think I'm done and I start wipe down comes another avalanche. Then I
just wipe and wipe and wipe but my ass is still dirty. I've gone
through about 20 Charmin *double* rolls in three days. And the farts,
they can be heard like ten houses down. I'm farting nonstop when I'm
not ****ting, and I'm ****ting when I'm not farting. The wife and the
dog won't come near me. Yesterday night we were watching tv and I let
out this deafening ship's horn type fart that rattled the walls and
shook the furniture. It felt like the titanic was about to come out
my ass so I ran to the toilet and sure enough, I gave birth to the
most humongous turd I've ever seen in my life. That thing must have
been at least 19" long. I felt like I'd just delivered septuplets
through my ass! Next time I fly I think I'll order the kosher meal.

I didn't even know they still served meals on planes.

They do, but you have to pull the rubber chicken apart with your
fingers due to Homeland Security.
--
lab~rat :-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

"Crazy Tribes Man" wrote in message
om...
All airlines dont serve meals anymore, they serve warmed excrement,
and here's a tip, don't fly the KLM from Washington Dulles to
Amsterdam, it then flys direct from Amsterdam to India, the smell of
indian people was gross, in recycled air conditioned aircraft.

The smell of B.O. and stale curry seeping from there skin, was in my
nose for the remainder of the day.

Plus when I flew KLM, to Amsterdam, there was so many middle eastern
people on board we got followed by a US fighter jet, very reassuring,
ahem.

Yuck....I would choose getting the ****s over sitting in a plane full of
unwashed indians with that horrible friggin cologne they splash on, or maybe
it isn't even cologne.

bartman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Camel Toe" wrote in message
.. .
"Crazy Tribes Man" wrote in message
om...
All airlines dont serve meals anymore, they serve warmed excrement,
and here's a tip, don't fly the KLM from Washington Dulles to
Amsterdam, it then flys direct from Amsterdam to India, the smell of
indian people was gross, in recycled air conditioned aircraft.

The smell of B.O. and stale curry seeping from there skin, was in my
nose for the remainder of the day.

Plus when I flew KLM, to Amsterdam, there was so many middle eastern
people on board we got followed by a US fighter jet, very reassuring,
ahem.

Yuck....I would choose getting the ****s over sitting in a plane full of
unwashed indians with that horrible friggin cologne they splash on, or
maybe
it isn't even cologne.