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Travel Advice Wanted
If I go to Europe, are there any places where I can watch nazis marching
down the street, knights on horseback being shot with crossbows, or royal executions? Are there canals in Venice where maidens in silk robes dive into the canal to retrieve pearls? Are there churches that are at least 1000 meters tall? How about oil paintings that are worth at least $10 trillion, statues of naked men taking a ****, or a statue of the virgin mary that cries and makes Catholics scratch themselves bloody in religious frenzy? Are there volcanoes that bury Italian cities at 3PM every day, or the Irish alps that require oxygen masks to climb, or blimps made out of Swiss cheese that fly over the Grand Mosques of France? Unless there are better attractions in Asia. Are there any airports where levitating monks give rides on flying carpets? Are there live harakiri shows at 3PM every day, or airlines that serve dog brain sushi? Are there places where I can watch starving children with Bausch & Lomb Eye Infections, elephants destroying Indian villages, or Muslims blowing up nightclubs with lots of white people in it? How about the world's tallest skyscraper on top of Everest, Buddhist temples built out of human bones, or Asians with 3 eyes singing karaoke? But would there be more fun in North America, where I can watch herds of buffalo blocking highways? Are there regularly scheduled school massacres, or the Statue of Liberty being blown up at 3PM every day? How about Mexican illegal immigrants in holocaust camps, Canadians throwing spears at polar bears, or McDonalds that serve Improvised Explosive Devices? Is there a subway that goes from New York to LA, or a place to watch Hurricane Katrina victims swim across the misipipi, or whatever it's called? Are there cities where religious police arrest anyone carrying a science textbook? Or helicopter tours piloted by Mrs. Bush? Are there sushi bars in Hollywood where Tom Cruise chops up babies, or places in the Grand Canyon where Cowboys and Indians have shootouts? Can I watch a KKK cross burning, or get a free nuclear weapon keychain? Are there Wal-mart stores that sell starving homeless children? |
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skeptic wrote:
If I go to Europe, are there any places where I can watch nazis marching down the street, knights on horseback being shot with crossbows, or royal executions? Are there canals in Venice where maidens in silk robes dive into the canal to retrieve pearls? Are there churches that are at least 1000 meters tall? How about oil paintings that are worth at least $10 trillion, statues of naked men taking a ****, or a statue of the virgin mary that cries and makes Catholics scratch themselves bloody in religious frenzy? Are there volcanoes that bury Italian cities at 3PM every day, or the Irish alps that require oxygen masks to climb, or blimps made out of Swiss cheese that fly over the Grand Mosques of France? Unless there are better attractions in Asia. Are there any airports where levitating monks give rides on flying carpets? Are there live harakiri shows at 3PM every day, or airlines that serve dog brain sushi? Are there places where I can watch starving children with Bausch & Lomb Eye Infections, elephants destroying Indian villages, or Muslims blowing up nightclubs with lots of white people in it? How about the world's tallest skyscraper on top of Everest, Buddhist temples built out of human bones, or Asians with 3 eyes singing karaoke? But would there be more fun in North America, where I can watch herds of buffalo blocking highways? Are there regularly scheduled school massacres, or the Statue of Liberty being blown up at 3PM every day? How about Mexican illegal immigrants in holocaust camps, Canadians throwing spears at polar bears, or McDonalds that serve Improvised Explosive Devices? Is there a subway that goes from New York to LA, or a place to watch Hurricane Katrina victims swim across the misipipi, or whatever it's called? Are there cities where religious police arrest anyone carrying a science textbook? Or helicopter tours piloted by Mrs. Bush? Are there sushi bars in Hollywood where Tom Cruise chops up babies, or places in the Grand Canyon where Cowboys and Indians have shootouts? Can I watch a KKK cross burning, or get a free nuclear weapon keychain? Are there Wal-mart stores that sell starving homeless children? Yes. |
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skeptic wrote:
If I go to Europe, are there any places where I can watch nazis marching down the street, knights on horseback being shot with crossbows, or royal executions? Are there canals in Venice where maidens in silk robes dive into the canal to retrieve pearls? Are there churches that are at least 1000 meters tall? How about oil paintings that are worth at least $10 trillion, statues of naked men taking a ****, or a statue of the virgin mary that cries and makes Catholics scratch themselves bloody in religious frenzy? Are there volcanoes that bury Italian cities at 3PM every day, or the Irish alps that require oxygen masks to climb, or blimps made out of Swiss cheese that fly over the Grand Mosques of France? Unless there are better attractions in Asia. Are there any airports where levitating monks give rides on flying carpets? Are there live harakiri shows at 3PM every day, or airlines that serve dog brain sushi? Are there places where I can watch starving children with Bausch & Lomb Eye Infections, elephants destroying Indian villages, or Muslims blowing up nightclubs with lots of white people in it? How about the world's tallest skyscraper on top of Everest, Buddhist temples built out of human bones, or Asians with 3 eyes singing karaoke? But would there be more fun in North America, where I can watch herds of buffalo blocking highways? Are there regularly scheduled school massacres, or the Statue of Liberty being blown up at 3PM every day? How about Mexican illegal immigrants in holocaust camps, Canadians throwing spears at polar bears, or McDonalds that serve Improvised Explosive Devices? Is there a subway that goes from New York to LA, or a place to watch Hurricane Katrina victims swim across the misipipi, or whatever it's called? Are there cities where religious police arrest anyone carrying a science textbook? Or helicopter tours piloted by Mrs. Bush? Are there sushi bars in Hollywood where Tom Cruise chops up babies, or places in the Grand Canyon where Cowboys and Indians have shootouts? Can I watch a KKK cross burning, or get a free nuclear weapon keychain? Are there Wal-mart stores that sell starving homeless children? And you're an asshole. |
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