Hotels Replacing Bibles With "Intimacy Kits"

In article skyeyes writes:
On Nov 29, 1:17 pm, (Cary Kittrell) wrote:
Phlip



Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'

Compromise! Provide Condoms with quotations from sacred scripture on them.

Oooh! Great idea. Here's my suggestion:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like
those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

-- Ezekiel 23:20

Wow. For most couples, that would be a total buzzkill.


Well, SOMEBODY's got to be responding to all those spam
emails with Subject: lines like "Cum like an elephant
with Spermamax", and which promise "When you cum with Spermamax,
your bed looks like a little island drowning in an
ocean of your sperm".

(No, I am not making this up)


-- cary

In article
,
Sound of Trumpet wrote:

Hotel chains are removing Bibles from guest rooms, replacing them with
"intimacy kits" and adding "One Night Stand" packages as well as
"romance concierge" personnel to their offerings, according to a new
report in Newsweek.

What a wonderful idea!

-chib

--
Member of SMASH
Sarcastic Middle-Aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:52:04 -0700, JA_MORAN wrote:

well if the hotels are going to be "neutral" they should get bibles out
of rooms unless requested or make books from other religons available
upon request, When you make your reservation, you should be able to
choose what religious book, or none at all is in your room...

I prefer NONE.
I've had people from different beliefs try and convert me and they all
failed...

I love it when I am sitting waiting for a plane and either someone
playing a deaf mute comes and tries to get money or a religious person
hands somehting out. There are also the "sisters" and others who stand
by the escalator wanting money

What country is this?

On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:37:07 -0800, johac
wrote:

In article
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Sound of Trumpet wrote:


Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'


Good!

I wonder if anyone would notice very small pinholes. Anyone who would
depend on the kits doesn't have a good sense of the pranks some people
will pull.

Since I'd have no use for the kit (since I'd only be with my wife),
I'd be tempted to ask for a credit for the expense. Unlike the Bibles
which are donated, these kits cost something and add to the price of
the room.

If anyone is planning to need a condom, they are widely available from
more dependable sources.

Craig Welch wrote in message
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Brian said:

Since I'd have no use for the kit (since I'd only be with my wife),
I'd be tempted to ask for a credit for the expense. Unlike the Bibles
which are donated, these kits cost something and add to the price of
the room.

Do you ask for a credit for towels, bathrobes, or soap that you
don't use?

If I have to get up early, can I demand a rebate as well, after all, I
didn't get a full nights sleep in the room....


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Hatunen wrote:

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:38:52 -0800 (PST), Nosterill
wrote:


On Nov 29, 3:14 am, Sound of Trumpet
wrote:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1927602/posts

Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'

WorldNetDaily ^ | 11/15/07 | WorldNetDaily

Posted on 11/18/2007 2:10:16 PM PST by wagglebee

Hotel chains are removing Bibles from guest rooms, replacing them with
"intimacy kits" and adding "One Night Stand" packages as well as
"romance concierge" personnel to their offerings, according to a new
report in Newsweek.

Anyone who actually wants to read the bible when they are staying in a
hotel (a tiny minority, I should imagine) is perfectly entitled to
take their own. I would be somewhat surprised if such folk didn't
always have one with them anyway.


The Bibles in hotel rooms don't belong o the hotel, anyway. They
are distributed by the Gideons International. To be religiously
fair, the hotel should also allow the Mormons to stick a Book of
Mormon in rooms.

Marriott actually has them.

Phlip wrote:

Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'


Compromise! Provide Condoms with quotations from sacred scripture on them.

Judge 14:3

And Samson said unto his father, Get her for me; for she pleaseth me well.

Pastor Dave wrote:

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:52:04 -0700, JA_MORAN
said the following:



well if the hotels are going to be "neutral" they should get bibles out
of rooms unless requested or make books from other religons available
upon request, When you make your reservation, you should be able to
choose what religious book, or none at all is in your room...


The Gideons are the ones offering free Bibles.
Have you seen any Muslims doing that with
the Quran?


Nah, they are saving their money for plane tickets...

(oops, did I say that)

In article ,
mrtravel wrote:

johac wrote:

In article
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Sound of Trumpet wrote:


Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'



Good!

I don't know about that. Reading about Mary M is pretty exciting bedtime
reading. Of course, in the SF Bay Area, the stories about this guy and
the 12 men that hung out with him, get rave reviews.

LOL! You do have a point.
--
John #1782

In article ,
Brian wrote:

On Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:37:07 -0800, johac
wrote:

In article
,
Sound of Trumpet wrote:


Hotels replacing Bibles with new 'intimacy kits'


Good!

I wonder if anyone would notice very small pinholes. Anyone who would
depend on the kits doesn't have a good sense of the pranks some people
will pull.

Since I'd have no use for the kit (since I'd only be with my wife),
I'd be tempted to ask for a credit for the expense. Unlike the Bibles
which are donated, these kits cost something and add to the price of
the room.

If anyone is planning to need a condom, they are widely available from
more dependable sources.

You don't have to use them. If you're worried, you can bring your own.
--
John #1782