Being eaten

Is it true they still eat human flesh in parts of Africa?
If so is it better to diet before you travel, and only go with a fat friend?
Shall I eat tulip bulbs for a month before I go so as I dont taste nice?
If I travel on a cycle do I get re-classified as "meals on wheels" ?
Have all the missionaries already been eaten?

So many questions, so little time.

In message w51zc.283$1W6.40@newsfe2-win, Marvin
writes
Is it true they still eat human flesh in parts of Africa?
If so is it better to diet before you travel, and only go with a fat friend?
Shall I eat tulip bulbs for a month before I go so as I dont taste nice?
If I travel on a cycle do I get re-classified as "meals on wheels" ?
Have all the missionaries already been eaten?

So many questions, so little time.



Get a life!
--
Pat Anderson

From: "Marvin"

Is it true they still eat human flesh in parts of Africa?

So many questions, so little time.

So many questions, so little brains.

On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 18:33:39 +0100, "Marvin" wrote:

Is it true they still eat human flesh in parts of Africa?
Yes, it's true. Here in South Africa we specialise in good quality
German and English meat. In parts of Mozambique you can get really
good Portuguese. In Libya you can get poor quality Estonian meat
almost anywhere, but you have to go to the black market for Israelis.

If so is it better to diet before you travel, and only go with a fat friend?
Actually no. Fat is not very tasty, and spatters the walls of our
huts. We prefer well-toned flesh. Imagine sinking your teeth into
Carmen Electras thigh. Yum, that's what I call tasty.

Shall I eat tulip bulbs for a month before I go so as I dont taste nice?
Tulip bulbs might work, but a better idea is to develop a nasty skin
infection, so that you won't look too tasty. Septic excema perhaps?

If I travel on a cycle do I get re-classified as "meals on wheels" ?
How do we get the wheels into the pot?

Have all the missionaries already been eaten?
It's hard to eat someone while in the missionary position.


So many questions, so little time.
So many tourists, so many recipes.



I like to eat children because they're sweet, but my wife prefers
something bitter, like deposed tyrants and sacked workers.

Regards,

Marc - of the Ooommb'aa Joomb'aa tribe.

"Marvin" wrote in message
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Is it true they still eat human flesh in parts of Africa?
If so is it better to diet before you travel, and only go with a fat
friend?
Shall I eat tulip bulbs for a month before I go so as I dont taste nice?

No, light bulbs... chew one time and make sure you swallow it all...

Marvin wrote:

Is it true they still eat human flesh in parts of Africa?
If so is it better to diet before you travel, and only go with a fat friend?
Shall I eat tulip bulbs for a month before I go so as I dont taste nice?
If I travel on a cycle do I get re-classified as "meals on wheels" ?
Have all the missionaries already been eaten?

So many questions, so little time.

Don't worry. The natives prefer to eat the brains, so there is nothing
they could possibly want from you.