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Anyone interested in a cruise to hell?
Lucifer told me that he and his fellow devils and demons have prepared
hell for some visitors and he said it would be a really nice and rewarding cruise for everyone : Places, no living man has ever seen , the best food you can imagine , sex , everything you want. The best : The price ! You only need to pay your soul , one soul for the cruise of your life. So join now ! |
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Anyone interested in a cruise to hell?
Get a life.
"Adam Ben Nalois" wrote in message om... Lucifer told me that he and his fellow devils and demons have prepared hell for some visitors and he said it would be a really nice and rewarding cruise for everyone : Places, no living man has ever seen , the best food you can imagine , sex , everything you want. The best : The price ! You only need to pay your soul , one soul for the cruise of your life. So join now ! |
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Anyone interested in a cruise to hell?
The tender doesn't take you there ... but it is only a short bus ride ... use
any Western Carib cruise that includes Grand Cayman ... Be seeing you In the Village Number 6 |
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Anyone interested in a cruise to hell?
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell! Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway. Guy: Gee, that sounds great! Satan: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember? Guy: Wow... that's awesome! Satan: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. What about Drugs?!? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares. Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place! Satan: You gay? Guy: No... Satan: Ooooh... You're gonna hate Fridays. |
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Anyone interested in a cruise to hell?
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