Africa is VERY dangerous !

There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.

Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.

This is true ! Beware !

In message , Tom-Alex
Soorhull writes
There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.

Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.

This is true ! Beware !
You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of
those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they
can use on you!
--
Pat Anderson

For a fascinating insight into the original poster's deranged mind, see the
other emails he sent to other groups, -

http://www.google.co.uk/groups?q=aut...8&start=0&sa=N

What a fulfilled life. Sorry, I should have posted this in a psychiatrist
forum I guess!





"Pat Anderson" wrote in message
...
In message , Tom-Alex
Soorhull writes
There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.

Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.

This is true ! Beware !
You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of
those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they
can use on you!
--
Pat Anderson

In message , Lorenzo
writes
For a fascinating insight into the original poster's deranged mind, see the
other emails he sent to other groups, -

http://www.google.co.uk/groups?q=aut...&ie=UTF-8&star
t=0&sa=N

What a fulfilled life. Sorry, I should have posted this in a psychiatrist
forum I guess!





"Pat Anderson" wrote in message
...
In message , Tom-Alex
Soorhull writes
There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.

Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.

This is true ! Beware !
You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of
those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they
can use on you!
--
Pat Anderson


Lorenzo,
The advice given for such posters is always Ignore them and I and other
members of this NG failed to do that! I felt I had to respond, as
did others, but from the link you gave the man obviously has a problem
and also, he makes a habit of posting nonsense.
Pat
--
Pat Anderson

Tom-Alex Soorhull wrote:

There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.

Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.

This is true ! Beware !

In your case, that would only put you out of your misery, so that would
be a good thing. Go there! At once!

On 16 May 2004 01:40:25 -0700, (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:

There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.

Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.

This is true ! Beware !

Dip****. It's "penes" (third declension). Hay-Zeus, learn your Latin!

Actually, the testes are probably the tastiest part. In my tribe we
grill the testicles, but never eat the arms or legs - it's too
uncivilized.

Regards,

Marc - Johannesburg

On 16 May 2004 01:40:25 -0700, (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:

There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.

Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.

This is true ! Beware !

Oh yeah... I forgot,

My tribe never uses bones to make jewelry because it shatters too
easily, and is brittle. Jewelry is made from teeth and gallstones
only.

Do we "savages" have to teach you evereything?

Marc - Johannesburg
Hut 3, just behind the witchdoctors hut. Turn left at the big
cauldron.

On 16 May 2004 01:40:25 -0700, (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:

There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.

Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.

This is true ! Beware !

On Mon, 17 May 2004 14:16:38 +0200, Marc Lurie
wrote:

Oh yeah... I forgot,

My tribe never uses bones to make jewelry because it shatters too
easily, and is brittle. Jewelry is made from teeth and gallstones
only.

Do we "savages" have to teach you evereything?

Marc - Johannesburg
Hut 3, just behind the witchdoctors hut. Turn left at the big
cauldron.

What most disappointed me was not the cannibals, but the exhorbitant
rip-off rates the Cannibal Tours were, I paid over 300 $ for a tour of
a cannibal village, and they hardly let us get off the coach, just
took us to this gift shop where I did get a very nice necklace, looks
like some sort of small fake ivory, and an interesting flavoured
biltong.

Jim.

"Jim Ley" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 17 May 2004 14:16:38 +0200, Marc Lurie
wrote:

Oh yeah... I forgot,

My tribe never uses bones to make jewelry because it shatters too
easily, and is brittle. Jewelry is made from teeth and gallstones
only.

Do we "savages" have to teach you evereything?

Marc - Johannesburg
Hut 3, just behind the witchdoctors hut. Turn left at the big
cauldron.

What most disappointed me was not the cannibals, but the exhorbitant
rip-off rates the Cannibal Tours were, I paid over 300 $ for a tour of
a cannibal village, and they hardly let us get off the coach, just
took us to this gift shop where I did get a very nice necklace, looks
like some sort of small fake ivory, and an interesting flavoured
biltong.

Jim.

I went to the same place they has some lovely lamp shades there,
a couple of people on our tour, refused to buy anything, and they
disappeared.

Interesting note I did some security consultancy on a famous SA
gold mine a few years back. The manager showed me some very
serious home made weapons that had been confiscated, said they
had been used in the murder of 3 workers. They however had no
evidence as the other hostel dwellers had eaten them.
Richard