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Questions & Answers "about Africa".
Q: Does it ever get windy in Kenya ? I have never seen it rain on TV,so how do the plants grow? ( UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them...die. Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA ) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Nairobito Nakuru - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden) A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometres....take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Kenya ? ( Sweden). A: So it's true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Kenya ? Can you send me a list of them in Nairobiand Mombasa? ( UK) A: What did your last slave die of? Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in Kenya ? ( USA) A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A- fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not...oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Koinange Street .. Come naked. Q: Which direction is north in Kenya ? ( USA) A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees..Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Kenya ? ( UK) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. Q: Do you have perfume in Kenya ? ( France ) A: No. We don't stink. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Kenya ? ( USA) A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather. Q: Can you tell me the, regions in Kenya where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy) A: Yes, gay nightclubs. Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Kenya ? ( France ) A: Only at Christmas. Q: Are there killer bees in Kenya ? ( Germany) A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them. Q: Are there supermarkets in Nairobi,and is milk available all year round? A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal. Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Kenya who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. AllKenyan snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets. Q: I was in Kenya in 1969 and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Mombasa. Can you help? ( USA) A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA ) A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first...!!!!!!!!!! |
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